Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Gregg Easterbrook gets us ready for the NFL season —

As the blessed moment, Sept. 9, draws nigh, bear in mind the number 1,000. That’s how many times you will see your favorite team snap the ball during the coming regular season. Last year, the Panthers ran 1,008 plays, the Raiders had 987 plays, the Seahawks ran 1,017 plays, the Cowboys snapped 975 times, the Chiefs snapped 1,003 times, the Packers had 999 snaps. Good team or bad, everybody in the NFL was within a standard pollster’s margin of error of 1,000 plays.

Read his AFC and NFC previews.

Sweaters

From Larry Stewart:

Tim Long, a research scientist for Old Spice deodorant, is known as the “sweat expert” at the company.

He led a study that determined the sweatiest sports at the Olympics. Tennis topped the list with 3.37 liters in a match, though the marathon was not included in the study. Shooting came in last among the 23 sports tested.

The results were based on duration, intensity and body temperature achieved.

NewMexiKen figures they should have measured the sweat on the guys watching women’s volleyball.

Update: The entire list:

1. Tennis (Men’s Singles)
2. Triathlon
3. Soccer
4. Volleyball (Beach Volleyball)
5. Handball
6. Cycling (Road Cycling, Individual Time Trial)
7. Baseball
8. Badminton (Men’s Doubles)
9. Basketball
10. Aquatics (Water Polo)
11. Fencing (Men’s Individual Foil)
12. Table Tennis (Men’s Doubles)
13. Gymnastics (Men’s Artistic)
14. Boxing (Super Heavyweight, 201+ lbs)
15. Rowing (Men’s Double Sculls)
16. Wrestling (Greco Roman, 264.5 lbs)
17. Taekwondo (Men’s Welterweight, 176+ lbs.)
18. Aquatics (Individual Medley, 400 M)
19. Weightlifting (Men’s 231+ lbs)
20. Judo (Men’s Heavyweight, 220+ lbs.)
21. Canoeing (Flatwater K1, 500 M)
22. Athletics (Men’s Track, 400 M)
23. Shooting (Men’s 50 M Rifle Prone)

Tear factor

More Dwight Perry:

Sounds like they made a killing on the Kleenex concession at the Olympic Greco-Roman finals yesterday, after Rulon Gardner took off his shoes to signify his retirement from wrestling.

“Rulon was crying,” wrote Gil Lebreton of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. “Rulon’s wife was crying. Rulon’s coach was crying. The Iranian guy that Rulon beat was crying. …

“There were so many teary eyes, in fact … a gymnastics meet almost broke out.”

Twilight zone

Dwight Perry:

It won’t make anybody forget that eerie list of Abraham Lincoln-John F. Kennedy coincidences, but there are some startling similarities to now and 1979, the previous time USC entered a football season ranked No. 1.

“In 1978, the Trojans won a share of the national title by defeating Michigan in the Rose Bowl,” wrote Chris Dufresne of the Los Angeles Times. “Last season, USC won a share of the national title by defeating Michigan in the Rose Bowl.

“The quarterbacks then and now, (Paul) McDonald and Matt Leinart, are left-handers.

“There was a White in the backfield then, Charles, and a White in the backfield now, LenDale.”

And John Robinson’s secretary was named Carol, and Pete Carroll’s secretary …

Just kidding on that last part.

Missed opportunity

From Dave Fairbank at the Daily Press of Newport News, Virginia —

A case can be made that [Bud] Selig’s legacy extends far beyond baseball, as well. Murray Chass, a longtime baseball writer for the New York Times, pointed out that when Selig was acting commissioner, George W. Bush was managing general partner of the Texas Rangers.

Bush told Selig that he was willing to become commissioner if the owners wanted him. In the meantime, the Texas Republican Party wanted Bush to run for governor.

Selig never gave Bush a definitive answer, Chass wrote, and Bush chose politics over baseball. Bush sold his stake in the Rangers, became governor of Texas and eventually was elected president.

Well, he was designated president by the Supreme Court, but the point is taken.

Link via The Sports Economist.

Olympics

NewMexiKen agrees with the Sports Law Blog:

But in the era of OnDemand and Pay-Per-View, I hope that by 2008 there is an option to pay $100 for an “All Sports” telecast — all of the races (even the ones without Americans!) and none of the stories. I may not know about the Romanian gymnast who lost her home or the American swimmer that had a toe amputated, but that is ok by me.

Of course, I wouldn’t buy the $100 package, but I don’t watch the Olympics now either. Watching Seabiscuit a few more times is actually preferable.

Kobe who?

From Morning Briefing:

According to Internet search engine Lycos, Kobe Bryant has lost the top spot on the list of most-searched athletes on the Internet. The new No. 1 is U.S. Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard.

Bryant dropped to sixth. Nos. 2-5: Russian gymnast Svetlana Khorkina, U.S. high jumper Amy Acuff, U.S. gymnast Carly Patterson and tennis player Anna Kournikova.

Nothing like scantily clad female Olympians to divert attention from a sexual assault case.

The perfect golf gift (for the hacker)

From Morning Briefing by Larry Stewart in the Los Angeles Times

Dodger center fielder Steve Finley gave two cases of golf balls, each containing 144 balls, to Manager Jim Tracy, who is not exactly a scratch golfer.

Bench coach Jim Riggleman, noticing the two cases in Tracy’s office, put notes on both. The note on one box read, “Front nine.” The note on the other read, “Back nine.”

Basketball’s all-time scorer

Wilt Chamberlain was born in Philadelphia on this date in 1936.

Usually called “The Stilt” because it rhymed with Wilt, Chamberlain actually preferred the nickname “The Big Dipper.”

NewMexiKen had the pleasure of seeing Chamberlain play in person during the great Philadelphia 76ers 1966-1967 championship season. Wilt averaged 24.2 rebounds and 24.1 points per game that year.

Ouch!

From Morning Briefing:

From Seth Soffian of the Fort Myers (Fla.) News-Press: “Did you hear the one about Tiger Woods? During [last week’s] PGA tournament, Amy Mickelson handed one of her children to him before she realized it wasn’t her husband, Phil.

“Sorry,” she said, “I’m still used to guys who can’t win majors.”

Roberto Clemente …

should have been 70 today. The Puerto Rican born Baseball Hall of Fame inductee won four National League batting titles, was MVP in 1966 and finished his shortened career with exactly 3,000 hits. Clemente died at age 38 in a plane crash while delivering supplies to earthquake victims in Nicaragua on New Year Year’s Eve 1972.

Gold medal quotes

From Dwight Perry’s Sideline Chatter in The Seattle Times:

Andrew Marchand of the New York Post, to Fox Sports Net, on NBC’s Olympic telecasts: “It’s more of a TV show than an athletics sporting event. They might as well call it ‘Will and Greece.’ ”

Jeff Gordon of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, sounding like a man with an Olympic-dependency habit: “Was anybody else up at 5:50 a.m. Tuesday to watch Korea play China in mixed-doubles badminton on MSNBC?”

Ken of newmexiken.com, on the vagaries of trying to surf among NBC’s six Olympic channels: “NewMexiKen thought he’d tuned in to Cinemax by mistake, but it was just coverage of women’s Olympic beach volleyball.”

Golf

NewMexiKen has learned what a truly great hobby golf is. I mean, it can take up so much of your time. It’s multi-faceted.

You play golf.
You practice golf.
You read about golf.
You go to the store and buy golf stuff.
And, of course, mostly, you spend time lamenting golf.

Not that long ago

Honored yesterday at the College Football Hall of Fame were Hayden Fry and Jerry LeVias. LeVias was the first black player in the Southwest Conference and, according to AP, “faced death threats, isolation, and verbal and physical assaults just to play football for Southern Methodist in 1966,” where Fry coached.

When S.M.U. offered him the coaching job, Fry, then a 33-year-old Arkansas assistant, made one demand. “I told them I wouldn’t accept the job unless I could have black players,” he said.

After almost a month, the administration relented and said he could have one black player, but insisted on strenuous standards – including a 1000 SAT score – on his admission. White players had to score only 750.

Nicklaus vs. Tiger

Much is being made that the PGA is Tiger Woods’ tenth major without a win, after winning eight in 1997-2002. Yet, at roughly the same age, Jack Nicklaus, who had won seven majors, went 12 majors without a win (from the 1967 U.S. Open to the 1970 British).

To be fair Nicklaus was closer to winning a few times more than Tiger, but he also missed the cut once, something Tiger hasn’t done.

Television coverage

For the most part NewMexiKen doesn’t watch the Olympics. I can’t stand the TV coverage; indeed, it drives me to such distraction that I have just given up watching. At Slate writer June Thomas agrees:

This year, at least some of NBC’s 1,200 hours of coverage (spread over seven networks) will be broadcast live. But it wasn’t just the tape delay that drove NBC viewers batty four years ago. It was the endless sob stories, the desire to impose a narrative arc on sporting events, and the boosterism that gave short shrift to non-U.S. athletes.

Exactly. And the commentators never shut up.

NewMexiKen was able to view the 1994 Winter Olympics women’s skating finals on Russian TV. (The Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding year.) It was wonderful. The commentator (speaking in Russian, of course) was low key, generally quiet, but the ambient noises of the crowd, the music and skates on ice could be heard well. Every performance was shown in its entirety, one after the other. Almost like being there.

We have all these channels, all these sound options on modern televisions. Whenever I view sports I wonder why one choice isn’t listening to the sounds of the venue with the talking heads turned off.

Especially the Olympics. Especially golf. And especially Dick Vitale.

Ben Hogan …

was born on this date in 1912. Hogan was the great golfer of mid-century, overcoming injuries from a severe, near-fatal auto accident. Hogan won four U.S. Opens, two Masters, two PGAs and one British Open between 1946-53.

At some point NewMexiKen read a story about Hogan playing in a pro-am. The duffer with him kept asking how he, Hogan, did this and how he did that, as if the amateur could match Hogan’s skills if only he used the right club.

Finally, after a wonderful chip shot, the amateur asked Hogan which club he had used. That was too much. Hogan proceeded to pull out every club in his bag and to make perfect chip shots onto the green with each.

Mickey Mantle …

died on this date in 1995.

1952 was Mantle’s first full season. He’d come up the year before and taken over centerfield with DiMaggio’s retirement. And it was in 1952 that NewMexiKen attended my first major league baseball game — as a 7-year-old. I was MichiKen in those days and the game was at Detroit’s Briggs Stadium (later Tiger Stadium) against the hated New York Yankees. (I was taken by my 13-year-old uncle. Can you imagine two kids 13 and 7 going to a major league game on their own these days? I mean, who’d drive?)

Anyway, to be honest I don’t remember the moment, but The Mick hit his first career grand slam homerun that day. Even so, the last-place Tigers won with a walk-off grand slam by Steve Souchock in the 11th.

I do remember seeing Mantle hit one out of the stadium, over the right-field upper deck onto Trumbull Avenue in 1956.

Update: I do remember Souchock’s homerun. I also remember my first ice cream sandwich; and that my 13-year-old uncle smoked. I think he convinced me not to tell Grandma.