Role model or Show off

From The New York Times, At 73, Marathoner Runs as if He’s Stopped the Clock:

Ed Whitlock, a 73-year-old Canadian marathoner who may be the world’s best athlete for his age, rotates his running shoes like the tires of a car. “I have 10 pairs that I alternate,” he said. “That way they don’t wear out.”

Neither does Whitlock, who lives in Milton, Ontario, a Toronto suburb. He trains up to three hours a day, about 23 miles, close to the marathon distance of 26 miles 385 yards, and more than 100 miles a week.

Most Olympic marathoners do less. But Whitlock has been heralded like an Olympic champion since running the Toronto Waterfront Marathon last September in 2 hours 54 minutes 49 seconds.

He was 26th among 1,690 finishers and shattered his own world record for a runner 70 or older by more than four minutes. The previous year, in the same race, Whitlock ran 2:59:10, becoming the first person 70 or older to break three hours in a marathon.

“Ed is pushing the limits, like Roger Bannister breaking the four-minute mile,” said Bill Rodgers, 57, who won the Boston and the New York City marathons four times each. “I think he should slow down and have some respect for us youngsters.”

Carpet taxing

Let’s see. You may remember that I was, I believe, mislead about the installation date for my carpet (described here). Instead of January 28th as I was told, the installation is February 9th and 10th. Interestingly, that’s two days, not one as I was originally told. Whatever, they’re doing a great job.

But guess what? The decorator didn’t order enough carpet. (And believe me, these guys have cut it very, very efficiently.) Some more will be ordered. The good news, I guess I saved some money. The bad news, some areas will remain uncarpeted (just padding) until the carpet is delivered (from Georgia). The worse news, will the extra carpet look exactly the same as the rest?

We gotta get outta this place

NewMexiKen had an MRI this morning to see if all of my spinal disks are herniated or just most of them. (Indeed, one of the reasons for my break in blogging last month was to see if less time at the computer would make the lower back and, more recently, leg pain go away. Stopping for more than a week didn’t help. Jacuzzis do though.)

Anyway, an MRI (magnetic resonance imaging) takes place while you are inserted in a narrow tube. I have enough claustrophobia that this otherwise straightforward procedure freaks me out. I had to been taken out of one a couple of years ago, but decided I would tough it out today. And I did, really without too much anxiety.

Claustrophobia is generally defined as a fear of enclosed places. Actually though it’s a fear of not having an escape route. For anyone who experiences it, the overriding characteristic of claustrophobia is the feeling that you need to be able to get out quickly — and, of course, you can’t.

Phobias are interesting in the way that those who don’t have them fail to grasp what it’s like for those who do. In an effort to be helpful one of the attendants asked if I would like a cloth over my eyes. Well, no, thank you for asking though. Covering my eyes could only make it worse.

Thankful for being alive

Heather reminds us all that life is precious:

If you are depressed, please know that you are not alone. Please get help. If you know someone who is depressed, please understand that they are in pain, and please help them get help. Most importantly, listen to music a little louder, dance a little crazier, sing out loud in the shower, honk your horn for no reason, give your dog an extra treat, call your mother and tell her you love her, hug your friends even if they aren’t the touchy-feely type, eat french fries once even though your diet tells you not to, walk around your house naked, and hold tight to your motherfucking family.

Read the whole item.

Two-timing dentist

Regular readers of NewMexiKen may remember me mentioning a few weeks ago that the dentist had said I was a “good patient.”

Today I’m waiting in the dental chair, feeling confident because of my “good patient” reputation, and I hear the dentist in the adjoining room telling someone they are a “great patient.”

My ego tumbled.

And then — and then — with industrial-strength dental tools and several fingers in my mouth to decide where he can best torture me this time — he tells me (in a conversation we had been having about sports) that he couldn’t do that particular sport because he’s too accident prone.

An accident-prone dentist and a good— but not great — patient. A recipe for disaster.

Gerald R. Ford …

is 91 today. He was born as Leslie L. King, Jr., on this date in 1913. He took the name Gerald Rudolf Ford, Jr., when adopted by his stepfather.

Ford is the second oldest former president ever, after Ronald Reagan. John Adams and Herbert Hoover both lived to be 90.

NewMexiKen had several meetings with President Ford in the years after he left office (1977). In fact it can be said that on one two-day occasion I helped him clean his garage. The most astonishing incident however, was in 1981.

The Gerald R. Ford Museum was about to be dedicated in Grand Rapids. As the representative of the National Archives nearest Ford’s retirement office in Rancho Mirage, California, I was called with an urgent request. It seemed flags had not been ordered for the replica Oval Office in the Museum. President Ford would lend them his. I was asked to go to his office, pick them up and ship them to Michigan.

The next morning I was ushered into the former President’s office. He was standing at his desk browsing through some papers. After the routine “Hello, Ken” and “Hello, Mr. President” exchange, I went about my business with the flags. He continued his business with the papers.

The U.S. flag was on a brass stand with two wooden staff pieces screwed together at the middle and a brass eagle, wings outstretched, at the top, about seven feet from the floor. I unscrewed the two pieces of the staff, a task made difficult by the weight of the flag and the eagle above.

As I began to lower the top half at an angle, the eagle took flight. It was just set on the top of the staff, not screwed on as it should have been.

Stop and picture this. The former President of the United States is a few feet away. His gorgeous White House presidential desk is even closer. And we have a brass eagle weighing several pounds in free fall. I’m holding the flag and can’t do anything but watch.

Poor President Ford I thought, he is about to be in the news for being clunked (or worse!) by a flagpole eagle in his own office — and this after years of being portrayed by Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live as a clumsy, stumble-prone klutz. (In reality Gerald Ford was an All-American football player at Michigan in the thirties and still looked exceptionally fit in his sixties.)

It wasn’t my fault the eagle hadn’t been attached but I was about to be a footnote to history.

Amazingly, the eagle missed Mr. Ford. Even more miraculously, it missed the historic desk and fell harmlessly to the carpet with a thud.

The former President had to have noticed. He never said a word. For that alone he has my enduring admiration.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

Real road rage

Earlier today NewMexiKen wrote about George Marshall’s commute. Commuting in the nation’s capital, as NewMexiKen did for more than 14 years, is difficult at best, frightening at worst.

While riding in a car pool many years ago, our driver became extremely agitated when cut off. As some do, he accelerated to cut back in front of the car he believed had wronged him. Not good. The car that had cut us off was a security chase vehicle attempting to stay in proximity to FBI Director William Webster’s car. Fortunately, before guns were drawn, the agents protecting the director realized our driver was just an aggravated commuter and not a real threat. But for a moment…

Bald is beautiful

From Wired News: Furthermore:

Thanks to advances in medical science, the virile, balding type may soon go the way of the dodo bird. Stem-cell research has resulted in the successful regrowing of hair on mice, leading to the real possibility that a cure for baldness is right around the corner. As science marches on, the world will be populated by tall, fit people with perfect teeth and a full head of hair. There won’t be a single interesting person left on the planet.

Hear, hear.

The unpleasant truth that life presents a series of choices

Caitlin Flanagan has written a provocative and significant article in The Atlantic Monthly concerning women and mothers and children and nannies and working and not working: How Serfdom Saved the Women’s Movement. What Flanagan seems to realize, more than most, is that there are no ideal answers. Near the end of her lengthy essay she writes:

What few will admit—because it is painful, because it reveals the unpleasant truth that life presents a series of choices, each of which precludes a host of other attractive possibilities—is that when a mother works, something is lost. Children crave their mothers. They always have and they always will. And women fortunate enough to live in a society where they have access to that greatest of levelers, education, will always have the burning dream of doing something more exciting and important than tidying Lego blocks and running loads of laundry. If you want to make an upper-middle-class woman squeal in indignation, tell her she can’t have something. If she works she can’t have as deep and connected a relationship with her child as she would if she stayed home and raised him. She can’t have the glamour and respect conferred on career women if she chooses instead to spend her days at “Mommy and Me” classes. She can’t have both things. I have read numerous accounts of the anguish women have felt leaving small babies with caregivers so that they could go to work, and I don’t discount those stories for a moment. That the separation of a woman from her child produces agony for both is one of the most enduring and impressive features of the human experience, and it probably accounts for why we’ve made it as far as we have. I’ve read just as many accounts of the despair that descends on some women when their world is abruptly narrowed to the tedium and exhaustion of the nursery; neither do I discount these stories: I’ve felt that self-same despair.

Desipite her cheerless — yet all-too-obvious — conclusion, Flanagan writes with humor and style. Further, the article appears to be a solid survey of the literature on the subject.

Between a Rock and the Hardest Place

Mark Jenkins has a fine essay in Outside on Aron Ralston—the hiker who ultimately had to amputate his own hand to survive—and on what survival requires.

It’s not being dead that scares us. The most frightening thing is being a witness to our own death. Watching it come, knowing we are trapped, alone, with no one to call for help. Perhaps most of all, though, fearing we may have a choice but may lack the courage to fight, or the resolve to tell death to go screw itself—whatever the cost.

[Repeat NewMexiKen item from August.]

Sizing Up America: Signs of Expansion

From The New York Times an article on the sizing of America.

Among the findings: older men have trimmer thighs than younger men. Black women are larger than other women, but they are also most likely to have the classic hourglass figure. Sixty-four percent of women are pear-shaped, and 30 percent are “straight,” meaning they had little perceptible waist.

Nineteen percent of men are “portly,” and another 19 percent have “lower front waists,” meaning, the researchers said, they had to look under a belly to find the waist. Men over 45 are most likely to have potbellies, women over 36, bigger hips (though black women older than 55 have smaller hips than those 46 to 55).

An interesting article; check out how clothing sizes are changing.

Persistent, if nothing else

From Morning Briefing in the Los Angeles Times

Dale Webster will go surfing one more time in Bodega Bay in Northern California today. He will not go surfing Monday, ending a 28 1/2-year streak.

Webster, 55, began surfing on Sept. 3, 1975. After surfing every day for a year, he figured he’d see how long he could go. He set a goal of 28 1/2 years — targeting Feb. 29, 2004 — because he believed that was a lunar year. He maintained that goal even after learning three years ago that a lunar year is 18 1/2 years.

The surfing documentary “Step Into Liquid,” which came out last year and will be available on DVD in April, features Webster’s incredible feat.

So why did he do it?

“By the time it ends, I hope to find out,” he told The Times’ Bill Plaschke last summer.

Can you tell me how to get
To Sesame Street

Belle Waring at Crooked Timber posted this nice piece about Sesame Street.

When I was a kid, I really liked Sesame Street, and now that I have a little girl, I still like it. Timothy Burke, for one, finds it a bit too cloyingly pro-social (he complained of this in a comments thread that I am too lazy to find here). One of my favorite animated bits as a child was one in which three plainly dressed workmen emerge from, clean, and retreat into a giant letter I, accompanied by the following song in a minor key: “We all live in a capital I/in the middle of the desert, in the center of the sky/and all day long we polish on the I/to make it clean and shiny so it brightens up the sky.” Imagine my surprise when I read Ulysses at 17 (yes, I was trying too hard; don’t worry, I re-read it later) and found the following passage:

(He points to the south, then to the east. A cake of new, clean soap arises, diffusing light and perfume.)THE SOAP:
We’re a capital couple, Bloom and I;
He brightens the earth, I polish the sky

Those jokers at the Children’s Television Workshop. I have also always liked the look of it. Even when I lived in NYC in a terrible place between Amsterdam and Columbus on 109th — I recall holding the phone out the window for my brother to hear the small arms fire before I retreated into the tub — I was always tickled by the resemblance to Sesame Street. Only there were fewer muppets and more crack dealers.

Finally, they sometimes address the big issues. On a recent episode, Big Bird and Snuffleupagus were investigating whether various things (toasters, plants, small children) were alive or not. By the end, they had worked themselves around to some serious questions. Is the letter “A” alive? No. Is the Children’s Television Workshop alive? Indeterminate. Is the word “alive’ alive? No, because it doesn’t grow or change. Take that, Platonism!