Category: Kids & Cute Stories
Redux Sweeties post of the day
From 2006.
Grandpa likes to tell The Sweeties childhood stories using their names for the lead characters. For example last night The Three Pigs were Reid, Mack and Aidan. Since I was telling the story to Aidan he got the brick house.
Grandpa: “So the wolf huffed and puffed and huffed and puffed but he couldn’t blow the brick house down. Do you know what happened next Aidan?”
Three-year-old Aidan: “I turned into the Black Power Ranger and killed the wolf.”
Pardon me while I brag
Last week the elementary school three of my grandchildren attend was recognized by its district as a School of Excellence. That means the school has made “Adequate Yearly Progress” under the No Child Left Behind Act, and achieved an overall score of 90 or more out of 100 points on district Strategic Plan-based measures. It’s a big deal.
So they had a little ceremony at the school to mark the occasion and the Superintendent of Schools was there to present the banner. From the more than 1,000 students the Principal selected one girl and one boy to receive the banner for the school.
And the boy was?
Yup, Mack.
They also had an essay contest. All the students were asked to write why they thought the school was an excellent place to learn. The best essay was chosen for each grade.
And the winners were?
Yup. All three. Aidan got the medal for kindergarten (his was a poster), Kiley for first grade, and Mack for third.
Excellence R us.
Oh, BTW, this announcement is on the school website today: Escuelas cerradas, Código Rojo. El programa SAC no se ofrecerá. In Virginia. It’s a bilingual country. Excellent.
Law and Order
License, registration, I ain’t got none
but I got a clear conscience
‘Bout the things that I done
Mister state trooper, please don’t stop me
Please don’t stop me, please don’t stop me
Bruce Springsteen, “State Trooper”
Emily, official mother of four-year-old Alex, reports:
“Twice this week, [Alex] has handed me a paper with a name written on it. He then asks me to send the name to Santa because the kid has been naughty at school.”
Mack
Lord of the Flies
Mack, the oldest of The Sweeties®, turns nine tomorrow. His birthday party is today.
Here’s what we wrote five years ago:
The oldest of the Sweeties, Mack, turns four Monday, so his parents decided to host a birthday party. To their horror, nearly everyone invited accepted — and all who accepted came. That meant that Saturday afternoon 24 three- and four-year-old boys (and one two-year-old girl cousin and one little brother) took over the island that is Mack’s playroom.
Jill, official mother of Mack, reports that the swarm was amazingly well behaved, but that it did require a periodic “Freeze!” so that a census could be taken to make certain no one had escaped to some other part of the house, or worse, outside. (”Christopher? Are you sure you dropped him off? We don’t remember seeing him.”) There were moments, Jill also reported, when the boys seemed to realize that they had the adults grossly outnumbered, but she says they were easily held at bay with the cake knife.
The ice cream and cake was delayed until the last minute so that the children could be released to the custody of their parents before the sugar fully kicked in.
NewMexiKen is sad to live so far from his grandchildren; hence the prominent display of their photos on this blog. Even so, 1900 miles seemed about right while this party was on.
Two Brothers
Brothers Mack, who will be 9 in a week, and Aidan, who was six in September, ran in the Jingle Bell Fun Run Saturday morning. The distance was a mile and during the race the rain changed to snow. Their mom, Jill, reports:
The boys came in third and fourth overall…Aidan was third.
Yep, Aidan ran a [personal best] 7:40 and Mack was right behind him at 7:41.
To be fair, Mack struggled the whole way and threw up two times after the race. He had thrown up Thursday at school, and was home sick yesterday. He has a bunch of junk in his lungs and has that cough that has passed from Aidan to Reid to him.
I know, I couldn’t believe he was out there, either (after I saw him halfway through, begging me for oxygen as he came around — like was I supposed to have a spare tank sitting by me?). I think he thought he had a chance to win overall, which is always fun. And on a normal day he probably would have. …
In typical fashion, after the race Mack was crying about doing poorly, and feeling sick, and Aidan didn’t say a word. In the car, Mack looked at me and said, “Aidan beat me (sob sob).” I looked at Aidan and Aidan softly said, “I wanted him to win.”
Three Boys, One Capitol
Winner
Oldest Sweetie Mack ran a personal best 3K at the USATF National Junior Olympic Cross Country Championships for Region 3 in Spartanburg, South Carolina, yesterday, competing against boys born in 1999 and 2000 from Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia.
Mack didn’t place, but every time you set a new personal record you’re a winner.
A couple of nine-year-olds got the 2.1 miles done in about 11 minutes. Lots of over-achievers in this crowd.
(Mack and his Daddy got to visit the UNC and Duke campuses on their way home to Virginia, even attending a volley ball game in Cameron Indoor at Duke — and getting to touch the famous floor. I think Mack, who won’t be nine until next month, has already been on more college campuses than I have.)
What color are you?
I got nothing, but Jill discusses sexism at the dentist over on Dinner without Crayons.
Yummy
Veronica reports as Sofie recovers from a serious bout with the flu:
Me: Hey sofie. You haven’t eaten in 4 days. You can have whatever you like.
Sofie: Anything?
Me: Yup.
Missing
The boss of a large company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.
“Hello.”
“Is your daddy home?” he asked.
“Yes,” whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?”
The child whispered, “No.”
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?”
“Yes.”
“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”
“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?”
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman,” came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper,” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.”
Alarmed, concerned, and more than a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
“Me.”
Got their motors runnin'
8-year old Mack ran a 24:07 5K yesterday, taking three minutes off his previous best for that distance (3.1 miles).
He threw up after crossing the finishing line, so I guess we can conclude he gave it his all. It was good enough for second place in his age/gender.
Today, Sunday, both Mack and Aidan ran in the King George Fall Festival Mile.
Aidan took first for “Men 6 and under” with an 8:06 mile. He has improved his personal best by two minutes in less than two weeks! It was head-to-head for the finish line and Aidan pulled ahead to win by a second. It was his first “gold.”
Mack also took first, running his second best mile ever in 7:03.
Mom meanwhile was moving along too. She got a speeding ticket.
UPDATE: Jill says I’m not like other moms.
You should see the other guy
Kiley
Number two Sweetie Kiley is 7 today; a California girl, daughter of a California girl. That’s Kiley above enjoying one of her mother Emily’s classic stories. Below she takes the ball downfield last month; on the right just looking pretty at the playground last May.
For six days The Sweeties are 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8.
Kids today
Redux post of the day
I’m missing The Sweeties and thinking about visits. There is this though. First posted three years ago today.
There are few downsides to visiting one’s grandchildren (as NewMexiKen is currently visiting five of his six grandchildren). One very distinct negative though, has to do with cooties. At home, not working (and not being a member of congress), I rarely hang out with children and their associated germs. Here I do little else but hang out with them.
So, as is the case more often than not, after a few days here I have a rotten cold settling very nicely, thank you, into my throat and chest. I feel so yucky this morning I wish I had a job again just so I had some place to call in sick.
Now, of course, none of The Sweeties is to blame. Kids have runny noses and germs just like they have Star Wars characters and princess gear. Grandpa just needs to figure out how to schedule these trips so that I can maintain some sort of immunities.
Kickin' cousins
Another Sweetie
The newest Sweetie belongs to Debby and Ken B, their second grandson. Baby and mother are doing fine, though after a labor that lived up to its word. I’m told the new young ‘un’s name is Xander. (I’m trying to find out what happened to the Ale?)
Congratulations all around. Even me I guess, the new guy is my grand nephew.
I do two sports now, Mommy
Take note
The problem with Jill and her friends starting a blog is I don’t have first dibs anymore on the often wonderful things Jill writes.
But she didn’t publish this one on her own, so …
Jill reports:
So we went apple picking and then drove out to the [cross country] race. We had to stop for gas, and ended up arriving later than planned. Also, they seemed to be ahead of their published heat schedule. So when we got there, the 6 and under age group was already on their second call, and lined up. We registered quickly and got Aidan out there, but he was still in his long pants, and wearing a t-shirt, not a team jersey or shirt. (I had put them in other shirts for the apple picking, in case it was messy.) I felt so badly for him, looking at the line, because every other kid was in a little running suit or at least a team shirt and running shorts — it was a real x/c invitational, so he just looked kind of ridiculous. Oh, and he’s wearing his white Target tennis shoes, not running shoes.
The age group had to run a 1k, which is a little more than six-tenths of a mile. They take off, and right away Aidan veers off the wrong way because we hadn’t been there for the course walk through. But he gets back in line, and they disappear into the woods. About five minutes later, a kid comes in with nobody even in view behind him, and I was thinking, “Wow, these kids are good.” Then the next kid comes out of the woods and I see red pants! Aidan was in second and had several kids right behind him. Of course, being Aidan, he’s running about ten steps, then slowing down and looking back over his shoulder. Then running ten steps, slowing down and looking over his shoulder. I could almost feel all these x/c coaches around me being horrifically damaged by the sight. I ran out and yelled, “Do not look back one more time!” He put his head down and kicked it in for second place overall. He got a silver medal — only top three in each heat (m/f) got medals (there were no “thanks for trying” medals), so I never thought he would get a medal and I was so excited for him. These kids are all on x/c teams and run all the time, so I thought it was really impressive that he beat most of them. He does have those flashes of competitiveness every once in a while.
Then Mack was up in the 7-8-year-olds heat. There were a lot of kids in the heat, and everyone in different unitards and tank tops for x/c teams. At least Mack had a team jersey and running shoes. But he also was not stretched and didn’t know the course.
They took off and we had to wait a while — they were running a 2k. We walked out to where we could see the people as they came up through the woods to the finishing loop. I heard the host coach saying something about, “I don’t know…it’s going to be a close race.” But then we started to see people, and we saw about four people blinking by through the trees and none of them were wearing red. Luckily, it turns out two of them were girls (one of whom mis-ran the course) and Mack came charging out in fifth place, number three boy. Remember, only the top three boys get any hardware. There were two boys right on Mack’s heels as he came out into the open area, and I actually thought they were going to get him. He looked kind of gassed. But he played it beautifully. He put on a little spurt and got some distance. Then he eased it back and I think one of the boys thought he could catch up (the other one was obviously out of gas). The boy picked it up and closed in on Mack. Then, with about 70 yards left, Mack started his kick and the kid didn’t have enough left because of the effort he had just put into getting close. So Mack got third easily.
Are bath-time photos child pornography?
Last fall A.J. and Lisa Demaree took a memory stick with family photos to the printing center at the Wal-Mart store in Peoria, Ariz. Some of the photos showed their three young girls, all under 5 years old, partially nude in the bathtub. The Demarees say these were innocent pictures that all families take. But a Wal-Mart employee felt otherwise and contacted the police who agreed that this was a child pornography situation.
The police report read, “The young girl appeared to be posed in a provocative manner.” A report issued by Peoria authorities described the photos as “child erotica” and “sex exploitation.”
Child Protective Services searched the Demaree home and took custody of the children for a month while the state investigated. The watched family videotapes and found a few in which the children were playing unclothed. Lisa was suspended from her school job for a year, and both of their names were placed on the sex offender registry. The couple spent $75,000 on legal bills.
The Demarees were eventually cleared of any charges and their daughters returned, but they are now suing the state and Wal-Mart for what they call unfair accusations.
More at The Mommy Files.
Perspectives
“Everyone had a different reaction to the thrilling sequence. Each, I think, demonstrates well the way our brains work at different ages.”
Jill has a great new post up at Dinner without Crayons.