Worst lines of the day, so far

The Today Show (as reported by Digby):

LAUER: And you brought up Michael J. Fox. Let me just ask you: You know, Rush Limbaugh started a lot of controversy when he said perhaps Michael J. Fox was exaggerating or faking these effects of Parkinson’s disease in that ad promoting stem cell research. Didn’t Rush Limbaugh just say what a lot of people were privately thinking?

[…]

LAUER: But also, Susan, last word. If Michael Fox goes out there politically and puts himself in the fray, he has to expect to be, you know, taken to account, correct?

ESTRICH: Correct. And he is being taken to account.

CBS News (as reported by Digby):

The portion of the interview they broadcast was quite decent. But you can see the whole interview here — and listen to Katie Couric push him over and over again on the burning question of whether he manipulated his medication and ask him whether he should have re-scheduled the shoot when his symptoms were manifested as they were. And she does it while she’s sitting directly across from him watching him shake like crazy. Her questions imply that it was in poor taste or manipulative as if he can magically conjure a film crew to catch him in on of the fleeting moments where he doesn’t appear too symptomatic. The press seems to truly believe that it is reasonable to be suspicious of him showing symptoms of a disease that has him so severely in its clutches that if he doesn’t take his medication his face becomes a frozen mask and he cannot even talk.

So they succeeded, Michael J. Fox is the issue.

Class, Class!, CLLAAASSSS!

This was funny two years ago when it first appeared here.

Now it could actually happen.


So George is doing yet another photo op at an elementary school, and this one’s been going pretty well, so he offers to take questions. A little boy raises his hand.

“Okay, you,” says George, smiling. “What’s your name?

“Billy.”

“Billy. And what’s your question?”

“I have three questions,” Billy says. “First, why did you go to war without UN approval? Second, why are you president when Gore got more votes? Third, where’s Osama bin Laden?”

George is taken aback. “Uh, those are really hard questions,” he says.

Just then the bell rings. “Whoops, time for recess!” George says. “Guess I’ll have to answer your questions when recess is over.”

After recess, when the kids have settled back down again, George says “Okay, who’s got a question?”

A little kid raises his hand, and George calls on him.

“What’s your name?” George asks.

“Steve.”

“Okay, Steve. What’s your question?”

“I have five questions,” Steve says. “First, why did you go to war without UN approval? Second, why are you president when Gore got more votes? Third, where’s Osama bin Laden? Fourth, why did the bell for recess ring twenty minutes early? And fifth, what happened to Billy?”

And This

George Washington University Professor Jonathan Turley:

People have no idea how significant this is. Really a time of shame this is for the American system.—The strange thing is that we have become sort of constitutional couch potatoes. The Congress just gave the President despotic powers and you could hear the yawn across the country as people turned to Dancing With the Stars. It’s otherworldly..People clearly don’t realize what a fundamental change it is about who we are as a country. What happened today changed us. And I’m not too sure we’re gonna change back anytime soon.

Quoted from appearance on Countdown by Crooks and Liars.

Best paragraphs of the day

You should read the whole post from Functional Ambivalent, but here’s an excerpt:

When I was a kid I was so enthralled with language that I would sit for hours reading the dictionary. I’ve spent my professional life using words to convey ideas, and I lack the vocabulary to describe how strongly I feel at this moment. It’s almost like a state of mourning. President Bush and his followers are killing the Constitution, giving some future authoritarian all the tools he needs to enslave the nation that was once a shining city on a hill. This gang of idiots, led by a vacuous nimrod who knows nothing but politics and his own, irresistable Oedipal scorn, has whipped the Grand Old Party into a fear frenzy. Bush Republicans, quivering chickens that they apparently are, are tearing the Constitution apart in front of our very eyes and telling us its for our own good.

That the Democrats sat silently while this abomination passed tells me that the Democratic Party might as well be dead. They can fillibuster a federal judge’s nomination but not the enfeeblement of the Constitution? The pathetic, dumb bastards, standing silently by for fear that Karl Rove will commission a 30 second attack ad claiming they’re soft on terror. We need to run every one of the useless clowns out of office.

The only appropriate reaction to the Republican rape of the Constitution is sputtering rage. That we aren’t marching on the White House with torches and pitchforks, demanding that this horrendous law be repealed, indicates that we, the people, may not really be much worth protecting. Retire the eagle as the symbol of the United States; we’re a nation of sheep.

Can You Tell a Sunni From a Shiite?

Excerpted from Jeff Stein writing on the op-ed page of Tuesday’s New York Times:

For the past several months, I’ve been wrapping up lengthy interviews with Washington counterterrorism officials with a fundamental question: “Do you know the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite?”

A “gotcha” question? Perhaps. But if knowing your enemy is the most basic rule of war, I don’t think it’s out of bounds. And as I quickly explain to my subjects, I’m not looking for theological explanations, just the basics: Who’s on what side today, and what does each want?

After all, wouldn’t British counterterrorism officials responsible for Northern Ireland know the difference between Catholics and Protestants? In a remotely similar but far more lethal vein, the 1,400-year Sunni-Shiite rivalry is playing out in the streets of Baghdad, raising the specter of a breakup of Iraq into antagonistic states, one backed by Shiite Iran and the other by Saudi Arabia and other Sunni states.

[…]

But so far, most American officials I’ve interviewed don’t have a clue.

He continues with examples. We’re protected by idiots.

Quality of Life

Bernalillo County voters have to decide whether to approve a 3/16ths of one percent increase in the sales tax (actually a gross receipts tax, but it amounts to the same thing as a sales tax). That’s 19 cents on $100. The increase would raise the overall sales tax in Albuquerque to more than 7%. (The tax does not apply to groceries, which are tax free in New Mexico.)

The effort to get the tax approved is called the Quality of Life Initiative because the funds would go to programs devoted to culture, history, art and science. The income raised would be administered by the county with advice from an appointed Cultural Advisory Board. Various organizations, public and private, would make proposals, the Advisory Board would review the proposals and make recommendations to the County Commission.

NewMexiKen strongly believes there should be public, tax support for “culture.” That stated, I have three concerns about this initiative that MAY result in my voting against it.

First, I object to the use of the sales tax, which even though it excludes groceries, is still a regressive tax. I believe zoos, museums, and the like should be supported by the property tax, or possibly a tourist tax (rental cars, lodging).

Second, I’m uncomfortable with the idea of a Cultural Advisory Board. Who died and left these people in charge? One person’s culture is another person’s excess. I much prefer that elected (and presumed accountable) officials be more directly involved. This arrangement shrieks of potential “behind-the-scenes” favoritism.

Third, here’s a list of potential recipients from the Quality of Live Initiative web site:

Albuquerque-Bernalillo County Public Libraries
Keshet Dance Company
Tricklock Company
New Mexico Holocaust & Intolerance Museum
National Atomic Museum
New Mexico Jazz Workshop
New Mexico Symphony Orchestra
Indian Pueblo Cultural Center
Once Upon A Theatre
STEPS Dance Academy
Harwood Art Center
Friends of Music
National Dance Institute of New Mexico
Los Reyes de Albuquerque
Working Classroom
Albuquerque BioPark

In fairness, the list is billed as “A Few Examples of How Organizations May Use the Funds.” Still, it seems to me more a list of worthy projects than a list entirely of programs that tax dollars should support.

Help me out here. Are my concerns legitimate? How would you vote?

Just Time for a Few Best Lines Today

Brad DeLong isn’t too impressed with the report on September new jobs in The Washington Post. He concludes:

One possible explanation is that both Henderson nor Baker are sufficiently lazy and stupid that they have managed to proceed through life writing about economics and politics while remaining completely ignorant of the difference between increases in nominal wages and real wages, and they have done so in a newsroom in which getting the story right is simply not a priority.

Other alternative explanations are more discreditable.

NewMexiKen wonders if it is possible that much of the news media was always this bad, and we just didn’t have the resources to know. Or has the news media just gone downhill that fast — especially The Washington Post?

On the other hand, TPM Muckraker finds some journalists to admire, those at the San Diego Union-Tribune. It seems former Rep. Duke Cunningham has written the paper a self-serving, you’re the cause of all my travail letter from prison. (Follow link to read some of the letter.)

I imagine the letter was difficult for the reporters to read — blinded, as they were, by the light glancing off the Pulitzer prizes they won by helping land Duke in jail.

Meanwhile Digby has this revelation:

I know this will come as a great shock to everyone, but it appears that Hastert may have lied about what he knew and when he knew it.

Like pigs in mud, the pundit corps rediscovers the Joy of Sex

Daily Howler is a must read today for an insightful look at the current situation and modern American political theater.

Really.

Now, here comes the part which is apparently too complex for large numbers of us liberals to grasp. When we ourselves insist on repeating these themes, we continue to spread the unhelpful idea that Al Gore is a big fucking joke. This helps degrade Gore’s public image—and it helps degrade the public image of Major Dem Leaders as a whole. Beyond that, it helps explain why Gore, not being completely crazy, almost surely won’t run for the White House again. After all, if this is the way his supporters portray him, how could he expect to be portrayed by the RNC and the mainstream press corps? The sheer absurdity of this matter simply boggles the mind.

A couple of other things:

The Democrats may be better this time at getting out the votes, but the Republicans will still be better at counting them.

And, for the record, Monica Lewinsky was 22 when she met Clinton.

Some Scary Stuff

Brief CBS News Video from “60 Minutes” of Bob Woodward — who now sees the light. Worth a look.

Dan Froomkin reminds us:

[Woodward’s] first two books on Bush — “Bush at War” and “Plan of Attack” — were largely flattering depictions of the president.

Woodward’s image took a major bruising last November, (see my November 16 column ) when it was revealed that he had kept secret for more than two years that he was the first reporter to whom a senior administration official leaked the identity of CIA operative Valerie Plame.

Woodward apologized for failing to tell his superiors at The Post. But the irony of a journalist sitting on information like that, along with murmurings in Washington about what he had given up in return for the unparalleled access to the Bush White House, combined to raise doubts about his reportage.

Our Generation’s Version of the Alien and Sedition Acts

These are some of the bill’s biggest flaws:

Enemy Combatants: A dangerously broad definition of “illegal enemy combatant” in the bill could subject legal residents of the United States, as well as foreign citizens living in their own countries, to summary arrest and indefinite detention with no hope of appeal. The president could give the power to apply this label to anyone he wanted.

The Geneva Conventions: The bill would repudiate a half-century of international precedent by allowing Mr. Bush to decide on his own what abusive interrogation methods he considered permissible. And his decision could stay secret — there’s no requirement that this list be published.

Habeas Corpus: Detainees in U.S. military prisons would lose the basic right to challenge their imprisonment. These cases do not clog the courts, nor coddle terrorists. They simply give wrongly imprisoned people a chance to prove their innocence.

Judicial Review: The courts would have no power to review any aspect of this new system, except verdicts by military tribunals. The bill would limit appeals and bar legal actions based on the Geneva Conventions, directly or indirectly. All Mr. Bush would have to do to lock anyone up forever is to declare him an illegal combatant and not have a trial.

Coerced Evidence: Coerced evidence would be permissible if a judge considered it reliable — already a contradiction in terms — and relevant. Coercion is defined in a way that exempts anything done before the passage of the 2005 Detainee Treatment Act, and anything else Mr. Bush chooses.

Secret Evidence: American standards of justice prohibit evidence and testimony that is kept secret from the defendant, whether the accused is a corporate executive or a mass murderer. But the bill as redrafted by Mr. Cheney seems to weaken protections against such evidence.

Offenses: The definition of torture is unacceptably narrow, a virtual reprise of the deeply cynical memos the administration produced after 9/11. Rape and sexual assault are defined in a retrograde way that covers only forced or coerced activity, and not other forms of nonconsensual sex. The bill would effectively eliminate the idea of rape as torture.

From an editorial in Thursday’s New York Times that adds:

“There is not enough time to fix these bills, especially since the few Republicans who call themselves moderates have been whipped into line, and the Democratic leadership in the Senate seems to have misplaced its spine. If there was ever a moment for a filibuster, this was it.”

Well, I guess.

Fundamental Values

Going forward, the bill departs even more radically from our most fundamental values. It would permit the president to detain indefinitely—even for life—any alien, whether in the United States or abroad, whether a foreign resident or a lawful permanent resident, without any meaningful opportunity for the alien to challenge his detention. The administration would not even need to assert, much less prove, that the alien was an enemy combatant; it would suffice that the alien was “awaiting [a] determination” on that issue. In other words, the bill would tell the millions of legal immigrants living in America, participating in American families, working for American businesses, and paying American taxes, that our government may at any minute pick them up and detain them indefinitely without charge, and without any access to the courts or even to military tribunals, unless and until the government determines that they are not enemy combatants.

— From remarks by Senator Patrick Leahy

You Know?

It’s bad, but somehow understandable that Bush has wrecked FEMA, EPA, Education, the Forest Service, Public Broadcasting, the Mineral Management Service, the Supreme Court and god knows what else, but now it looks like he’s wrecked the Army — and that’s not understandable.

And it’s certainly not acceptable.

Letter to My Senator

Senator Bingaman:

Please, I beseech you, there are times to keep a low profile, and I respect that is your style, but this is not one of those times. Assuming that you are in fact opposed to torture, you have an obligation, in my opinion, to speak out. As Thomas Paine wrote more than 230 years ago: “The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his country; but he that stands it Now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict the more glorius the triumph.”

All you have to do, in order to become a leading national figure among the Credomats over the weekend, is to get out there and say something like this: “Torture and ‘extraordinary rendition’ are contrary to everything this nation stands for, every tradition of liberty and the rule of law for which our brave fighting men and women have died over the past 230 years. This administration’s craven and reckless policy will not only endanger our servicemen and women overseas, all for the sake of ‘interrogations’ that have gotten us precisely zero useful intelligence in five years, as we have tortured mentally ill detainees whose pain-induced babblings have led us on one wild goose chase after another; it will also erode our moral fiber and damage us irreparably in the fight against totalitarianism and political extremism around the world. No one who proposes such a policy is fit to lead this land of the free, and the political party that supports such a policy, and such a leader, can rightly be called anti-American.”

There! It’s that easy. You say a bunch of true things, you defend your country’s best political traditions, you remind millions of your fellow citizens that your party opposes the other party on some core issues, and you get some face time. It’s a win-win-win-win.

The second and third paragraph above are not my own, but they represented my sentiments exactly, so I have sent them to you as mine. It’s time to speak out. You owe it to your constituents, many of whom are simply heartbroken at this turn of events.

Sincerely,

[The language in the second and third paragraphs is from Le Blog Bérubé.]

You worthless passel of cowards

THE SILENT PARTY. You worthless passel of cowards. They’re laughing at you. You know that, right?

The national Democratic Party is no longer worth the cement needed to sink it to the bottom of the sea. For an entire week, it allowed a debate on changing the soul of the country to be conducted intramurally between the Torture Porn and Useful Idiot wings of the Republican Party, the latter best exemplified by John McCain, who keeps fashioning his apparently fathomless ambition into a pair of clown shoes with which he can do the monkey dance across the national stage. They’re laughing at him, too.

The New York Times has the right of it here, limning the pathetic gullibility at the heart of the “compromise.” There is nothing in this bill that President Thumbscrews can’t ignore. There is nothing in this bill that reins in his feckless and dangerous reinterpretation of the powers of his office. There is nothing in this bill that requires him to take it — or its congressional authors — seriously. Two weeks ago, John Yoo set down in The New York Times the precise philosophical basis on which the administration will sign this bill and then ignore it. The president will decide what a “lesser breach” of the Geneva Conventions is? How can anyone over the age of five give this president that power? And wait until you see the atrocity that I guarantee you is coming down the tracks concerning the fact that the president committed at least 40 impeachable offenses with regard to illegal wiretapping.

And the Democratic Party was nowhere in this debate. It contributed nothing. On the question of whether or not the United States will reconfigure itself as a nation which tortures its purported enemies and then grants itself absolution through adjectives — “Aggressive interrogation techniques” — the Democratic Party had…no opinion. On the issue of allowing a demonstrably incompetent president as many of the de facto powers of a despot that you could wedge into a bill without having the Constitution spontaneously combust in the Archives, well, the Democratic Party was more pissed off at Hugo Chavez.

This was as tactically idiotic as it was morally blind. On the subject of what kind of a nation we are, and to what extent we will live up to the best of our ideals, the Democratic Party was as mute and neutral as a stone. Human rights no longer have a viable political constituency in the United States of America. Be enough of a coward, though, and cable news will fit you for a toga.

However, because I know it is vital for the Democrats to “recapture” the good Christian folks, there’s a passage from Scripture that seems apropos: “When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.”

Charles P. Pierce.

Best line of the day, so far

“The Geneva Conventions are there for a reason. I think that, number one, it’s consistent with our values. Number two, it’s consistent with our interests.”

— Bill Clinton on NPR

“But more often than not, it just gets people to lie to tell you whatever you want to hear to keep beatin’ the living daylights out of them.”

This really is an excellent discussion by President Clinton, well-worth a listen.

Not This U.S. Government, That U.S. Government

As reported in The New York Times:

Asked at a news conference on Tuesday about a Canadian commission’s finding that the man, Maher Arar, was wrongly sent to Syria and tortured there, Mr. Gonzales replied, “Well, we were not responsible for his removal to Syria.” He added, “I’m not aware that he was tortured.”

The attorney general’s comments caused puzzlement because they followed front-page news articles of the findings of the Canadian commission. It reported that based on inaccurate information from Canada about Mr. Arar’s supposed terrorist ties, American officials ordered him taken to Syria, an action documented in public records.

On Wednesday, a Justice Department spokesman said Mr. Gonzales had intended to make only a narrow point: that deportations are now handled by the Department of Homeland Security, not the Department of Justice.

NewMexiKen guesses Gonzales was speaking as the head of the Justice Department, not as the Attorney General of the United States.

Best line of the day, so far

“However, if the parameters of our political life are now that we seriously discuss whether talking about torturing people is enough to blunt the political disadvantage of talking about an illegal war based on stovepiped intelligence and the messianic fantasies of a bunch of think-tank cowboys and war profiteers, we are well and truly lost in this country.”

Charles P. Pierce