Production Enhancement Thursday Continues

You didn’t want to work or study today anyway, right?

Drum Machine. It builds slowly!

Rotational illusion

Perception puzzles, Visual Perception, Optical illusions and Paradoxes

Online Etch a Sketch

Idiot Test

Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery

If you are at work and need a diversion, I suggest you leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

What Would You Do with a Brain If You Had One?

Chick #1: I gotta read this book for class, and I don’t want to.

Chick #2: Oh, I hate that [stuff]. I hate having to read [stuff] I hate.

Chick #1: I know I don’t want to read it. I don’t get the book, I don’t understand it — it’s stupid

Chick #2: What book you gotta read?

Chick #1: I don’t know, its called, like, Increasin’ Your Brain Power or something.

–E train

Overheard in New York

Maybe words and stuff wouldn’t be so intimidating if she’d grown up playing with the Leonardo da Vinci Action Figure. “Each figure comes with a paintbrush, an easel, a frame and some of his art and sketches to display.” (Via FunctionalAmbivalent, whose readers appear to have already bought this item out.)

Or spent more time in intellectually challenging activities like Reindeer Arm Wrestling. (Via dangerousmeta!.)

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $5 Million

The Numbers Guy, Carl Bialik, warns us not to count on winning the McDonalds $5 million Monopoly game:

Patrons get game pieces with the purchase of certain menu items or by sending in a self-addressed, stamped envelope. To collect the grand prize this year, a customer must gather four game pieces corresponding to the four railroads on the Monopoly game board. The agate-like official rules say the odds of this happening are “approximately 1 in 41,497,391,309.”

“In other words, you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning while on your way home from purchasing a winning Lotto ticket with your wife, Jessica Alba, the first lady of the United States,” Richard Roeper wrote in the Chicago Sun-Times. The odds are also far worse than some estimates of the probability of picking a perfect NCAA bracket, as cited in a Numbers Guy column in March.

Oh, I Use That Word All the Time

On Oct. 12, in the basement of a Unitarian church on the town green in Lexington, Mass., a carpenter named Michael Cresta scored 830 points in a game of Scrabble. His opponent, Wayne Yorra, who works at a supermarket deli counter, totaled 490 points. The two men set three records for sanctioned Scrabble in North America: the most points in a game by one player (830), the most total points in a game (1,320), and the most points on a single turn (365, for Cresta’s play of QUIXOTRY).

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After three words it was 239-169. Three words, three “bingoes” (using all seven letters).