Best sometimes-even-satire-makes-a-key-point line of the day

Also worth considering: We charge $99 per year for a MobileMe subscription. Google gives you the same stuff and all they ask for is, um, permission to totally invade your privacy and to “monetize” (God I hate that word) your personal information. You think your personal information is worth less than $99 a year? Then you’re getting a hell of a deal with Google. The rest of us would rather spent $99 and keep the contents of our email to ourselves.

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

Hey, that’s funny

When I am at home and check some websites there are ads saying Albuquerque mom make $567 (or some such figure) a week working at home. I am on the road tonight, far from home, and on the web there’s a photo of a woman making money working at home and she looks identical to the Albuquerque woman.

Must be her twin sister.

The techno-peasant’s computer

Slate’s tech writer Farhad Manjoo has slurped from the Apple tablet Kool-Aid.

The reader wondered whether that would ever change. “In short, when will the computer become an appliance?”

If we’re lucky, it’ll happen this week.

Later he continues.

So why should we expect Apple’s new tablet to set us free from all this? Because as Gizmodo’s Diaz points out, Apple already makes the one computer in the world that can be described as an appliance—the iPhone.

… Other than charging it, the iPhone requires no maintenance. Backups and OS upgrades occur automatically, and because all programs are approved by Apple (and because even third-party programmers aren’t given deep access to the phone), you never have to worry about malware. And look how easy it is to install a program: Choose one from the store, press “Install,” and type in your password to authorize the purchase—and that’s it. The iPhone doesn’t ask you where you want to put the new program, or how you’d like to launch it, and whether you’d like it to be the default program for doing a particular kind of task. It just puts up a little icon on the screen. To run the program, click the icon. To do something else, hit the home button.

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An anxious world awaits

The BIG tech story this week is the expected introduction Wednesday of the Apple slate, essentially an iPod about the size of a piece of paper (and not much thicker) with internet connectivity. No one knows for sure. Word is that Apple’s Steve Jobs considers this the most important thing he’s ever done.

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs (which, for the uninitiated, is a parody) tells us the backstory. Here’s an excerpt.

But I digress. Let’s talk about this new device.

Yes, it will transform the media business, and by “transform” I mean it will put me in charge of it, the way the iPod put me in charge of the music industry. Yes, it will destroy cable TV and utterly transform the 60-year-old television industry, and again, by “transform,” I mean I’ll be in charge, because I’ll be the guy from whom you buy your shows — I’ll be the guy with whom the consumer forms a relationship. I’ll be the guy who has your credit card on file. So the cable carriers are dead.

As for the broadcast networks? Well, um, for now we make deals with them to get their content into our store. But eventually we just hollow them out from the inside, until everyone figures out that there’s no reason for them to exist anymore. Because really, what purpose does NBC serve, except to be, in and of itself, a form of entertainment — a comedy of errors, like some movie where the Three Stooges get put in charge of a corporation.

Like all good satire, a lot of truth in the above. You should click the link above and go read the rest. Maybe the Apple slate will be an Edsel, but then it could be a transformational device; the iPod was, the iPhone is.

A Is for Amazon, B Is for Best Buy…

“Go to Google’s home page or browser toolbar and type a single letter into the search box. The search engine will then drop down a list of suggestions, based on overall search activity (you have to have ‘show suggestions’ checked for this to happen in your toolbar). There are 26 sites that have the distinction of being the first suggestion for each letter of the alphabet.”

The Bits Blog has the list.

iPhone leather case with battery backup

$20.75

Read the review at TUAW.

Slide your iPhone onto the case’s 30 pin dock connector and the fit is nice and snug. Plug in a standard iPhone/iPod cable into the side and the light turns red until fully charged when the light turns green. The on and off switch activates or de-activates the battery backup. I can’t come up with a good reason to ever turn it off. The leather flip cover not only protects the screen, but also acts as a stand, when folded back a bit, holding the iPhone upright in either landscape or portrait mode. So much for those little flexible plastic holders. Another nice feature is that if you leave the switch set to on, you can charge both the battery backup and your iPhone at the same time using a standard 30 pin iPhone/iPod cable.

But, of course

In addition, the Nexus One, and other Android devices, still pale beside the iPhone for playing music, video and games. The apps available for these functions aren’t nearly as sophisticated as on the Apple devices.

Finally, the iPhone is still a better apps platform. Not only are there more apps, but, in my experience, iPhone apps are generally more polished and come in more varieties.

Walt Mossberg

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

If you love Apple, but hate AT&T — and who doesn’t? — this is a must read.

It includes this:

Used to be, we [in this country] were innovators. We were leaders. We were builders. We were engineers. We were the best and brightest. We were the kind of guys who, if they were running the biggest mobile network in the U.S., would say it’s not enough to be the biggest, we also want to be the best, and once they got to be the best, they’d say, How can we get even better? What can we do to be the best in the whole fucking world? What can we do that would blow people’s fucking minds? They wouldn’t have sat around wondering about ways to fuck over people who loved their product. But then something happened. Guys like you took over the phone company and all you cared about was milking profit and paying off assholes in Congress to fuck over anyone who came along with a better idea, because even though it might be great for consumers it would mean you and your lazy pals would have to get off your asses and start working again in order to keep up.

Clicker

Katherine Boehret of The Mossberg Solution reviews Clicker. An excerpt:

This week, I’ve been testing Clicker, a free Web site that aims to be the TV Guide for all full episodes available to watch on the Web. It searches over 1,200 sources, so it can index some 400,000 episodes from 7,000 shows. Results include television programs as well as “Web originals,” or shows that are native to the Internet and are of broadcast quality. Clicker either plays the video on its site or links you to where this content is shown on another hosting site—like NBC or Hulu. If a show isn’t available online, Clicker tells you so you don’t have to keep hunting all over for it.

I like Clicker and found it to be a quick resource for finding all sorts of shows online.

Click above for the review.

Click here for Clicker.

Idle thought turns into rant

In a comment Jill said, “[W]e drove by this [Crazy Horse] memorial in 2002 and again in 2007, and now I see your photos from 2009 – and it looks exactly the same every time.”

I went to the closet and dug out a photograph I took there in 1995. Guess what? It looked the same 14 years ago, too.

So I plugged in the scanner to copy the photo, only to learn that HP (the Comcast of computer products) doesn’t have scanner drivers to support the new Mac operating system. HP didn’t have drivers for Mac Leopard either, but one could use a work around. Now that’s not even doable. And HP has no intention of updating these drivers.

This is the second time I have bought a high-end HP scanner specifically to scan photos and had it become a brick in a very short period of time. I will never, ever buy an HP product again.

Can anyone suggest a good long-lived photo scanner? Canon 8800? Epson V500?

New features in Picasa 3.5

Picasa 3.5 scans all the photos in your collection, identifies the ones with faces, and groups photos with similar faces together. It’s easy to add name tags to dozens of photos at once by clicking “Add a name” below a photo and typing the person’s name. Once you’ve tagged some pictures, you can make a face collage with one click, easily find all your pictures with the same two people in them…

Picasa Basics

Picasa 3.5 is a free download for Windows or Mac.

How to explain RSS the Oprah way

Today, I’m going to explain how RSS can help you live your best life online. 

We all have busy lives with very little time. Web surfing is fun but can take hours going to visit every single website and blog you enjoy. Wouldn’t it be fabulous if you could just get all the headlines of the most current stories from all your favorite websites and blogs in one place? 

Well now you can, and it is called RSS feed. 
. . .

So, to make RSS much easier to understand, in Oprah speak, RSS stands for: I’m “Ready for Some Stories”. It is a way online for you to get a quick list of the latest story headlines from all your favorite websites and blogs all in one place. How cool is that?

Back in skinny jeans explains RSS, which is a tool I consider critical to enjoying the web. Their Oprah explanation is three years old — and I know some of you don’t like RSS and some of you think Twitter is better — but for many of you it comes down to this: surfing or subscribing.

If you surf, you have to go to all your favorite websites (like NewMexiKen and Dinner without Crayons) and see what’s new.

If you subscribe, all (or nearly all) of your favorite websites will send what’s new to you (to your RSS reader).

It’s relatively simple and free, though some of the better RSS readers charge for the software. There’s even a free basic reader in your web browser.

Is the Internet melting our brains?

An interesting interview with Dennis Baron, author of A Better Pencil. The introduction includes this:

His thesis is clear: Every communication advancement throughout human history, from the pencil to the typewriter to writing itself, has been met with fear, skepticism and a longing for the medium that’s been displaced. Far from heralding in a “2001: Space Odyssey” dystopia, Baron believes that social networking sites, blogs and the Internet are actually making us better writers and improving our ability to reach out to our fellow man. “A Better Pencil” is both a defense of the digital revolution and a keen examination of how technology both improves and complicates our lives.

Idle thought

Apple is having a big deal today and Steve Jobs has appeared.

It’s almost, though obviously not quite, as if the Beatles reunited and John Lennon showed up.

(Jobs had a liver transplant around five months ago.)

Apple has sold 30 million iPhones (in two years) and 1.8 billion apps.

New iPhone/iPod touch operating system available today (3.1). It’s free for iPhones, $5 for iPods.

The iTunes store has 100 million accounts (that’s a lot of credit card numbers).

New iTunes version 9 available free today with several new features. Among other things, you’ll be able to use iTunes to organize your apps on the iPhone or iPod. Also a new feature will create mixes of related songs.

Over 220 million iPods sold. 73.8% of the market. 20 million are iPod touches.

Madden NFL 2010 is at the App Store. ONLY $7.99 until tomorrow night (NFL first game).

Big price reductions for iPod touch models. 8GB just $199. 32GB $299. New 64GB $399 (that’s what my 16GB cost two years ago).

Oh, and an 8GB video camera in every iPod Nano. The Nano will also have an FM radio and a pedometer. Microphone and speaker. 8GB $149. 16GB $179. Wow!

Oh, and Norah Jones appeared to close the show.