Anybody seen Mrs. A?
Category: Blogs & Blogging
Missing Person
Anybody seen Ephraim F. Moya?
Our national cacophony
… doesn’t need any more noise. I’m taking today off.
Hi Everybody
Throw me a little discussion, eh?
Yours truly,
The Management
Found out
Damn! FunctionalAmbivalent has published NewMexiKen’s photo.
Actually not really. THIS is me at about that age.
Why bother?
Donna, official friend of NewMexiKen, doesn’t want me to blog about the election. (And for that matter Obama only looks good any more because McCain is so god awful — in other words it’s turning into a typical election.)
Jill and Emily, official daughters of NewMexiKen, don’t want me to blog about the Olympics for fear I may reveal another winner in real time. (But it is a sporting event you know, not a TV program, whatever NBC thinks.)
Ephraim doesn’t want me to blog about climate warming for fear science will over react and freeze the planet.
I don’t want to blog about birthdays.
And the only best line I’ve seen was at Sideline Chatter that the Chinese women’s gymnastics team tested positive for Desitin. (It’s for diaper rash — ‘cuz they look so young — sort of adapted from Dick Vitale.)
Blogging got me better service from Comcast, otherwise . . .
Wanderlust
NewMexiKen has three travel ideas. For now they are just ideas. I need sponsors and/or companions.
1. Around the world, say in 80 days (why not?). Kind of do the Matt Harding thing without the silly dance.
2. Another 80 days just in Europe; I’ve been to Europe a half-dozen times but never done the grand tour.
3, The Atlantic Coast from Newfoundland to the Florida Keys.
What do you think? I could take the laptop and the camera and fill the blog with wise, whimsical and witty things every day. Properly marketed it could bring in lots of readers (I mean more than the ususal seven) and be supported by lots of ads.
Who can help me make these ideas into plans — and then into reality? I can leave Monday.
For the record I have already been to:
São Paulo
Montevideo
Buenos Aires
Lisbon
Madrid
Geneva
Cologne (airport only)
Bonn
Frankfurt (airport only)
Tokyo
Beijing
Hong Kong
Macau
St. Petersburg
Helsinki
Stockholm
Ankara
Istanbul
Nicosia
Athens
Yaounde
Douala
Lagos
Zurich (airport only)
Paris
Havana
Warsaw
Moscow
Alma Ata
Prague (airport only)
Bratislava
Vienna
All 50 states, Canada and Mexico.
Places to go, Sweeties to hug
NewMexiKen will be away for the next few days, hanging-out with three of The Sweeties®, sight-seeing, playing Chutes and Ladders. I will try and blog when I can, but instead of the usual half-wisdom, half-whimsy, half-wit you get around here, it may only be one-eighth.
While I am gone Hannibal Lecter will be house-sitting at Casa NewMexiKen, along with my pit bulls, Attila and Genghis. The recent rains (big-time last night) have raised havoc with the rattlesnakes in the backyard. I think they have moved inside and resettled among the wires and cables behind the computer, television and surround sound.
Blogging
I took yesterday off. It was the fifth anniversary of NewMexiKen. No one ever asked how I voted.
I liked taking the day off so much, I took off much of today too. It took Comcast to get me riled enough to need an outlet.
Elsewhere
digby has the line of the day:
“McCain is just like George W. Bush, only old.”
digby also reports that the political media has adopted a new word for Obama.
Meanwhile Tom complains about them all.
And, on a higher plain, Annette quotes a passage from Cather’s masterpiece.
Who knew?
Watching Law & Order reruns and three year old movies on TV is much more fun than blogging.
Relapse
Ever take a business call while on vacation? Me, too.
So just consider the three items that follow some stuff I phoned in.
NewMexiKen
I think I’ll shut NewMexiKen down for a while.
Knowing my record you may find me back in a few days or a week.
Or maybe not. We’ll see.
UPDATE: JULY 1ST
Hey, thanks everybody.
1. I’m fine — or at least I’m as fine as ever.
2. I just really needed a break from the day-to-day pressure obsession, which I feel even when I skip a day or two. So maybe I’ll take three or four days or more off this time.
3. I’m sick of the election and reading about the election and the media coverage of the election. I needed a break particularly from that, but just doing the birthdays and a few best lines doesn’t keep me going.
4. I need to do some re-coding, hence the drop back to the default style temporarily. The site may look the same as it did when I come back (or not), but the code (CSS) has to be cleaned up.
5. I’ve done this blog an estimated 330+ days a year for almost five years. I really should quit.
Maybe it’s time to try something new
NewMexiKen feels a lot like digby. When I began blogging almost five years ago I had to tell people what a “blog” was.
Most commented post
As some newer readers have chimed in lately about reposting older entries, I thought I’d mention Star gazing. It remains the most commented post ever here at NewMexiKen with 39.
So, who is the most famous person you’ve spoken with? And who is the most famous person you’ve seen in person? And what is the most famous/notorious event/performance you have witnessed?
No rules. Whatever you’d like to brag (?) about.
New comment thread starts here.
Question for my eight regular readers
Should I repost the birthday and other date-specific posts from past years?
Today for example is Geronimo’s birthday and I have posted about him every year. Today is also the anniversary of Lincoln’s “House Divided” speech, another event I’ve posted about every June 16th.
Should I publish these posts again every year even if I don’t add anything different?
Top Commenters
NewMexiKen has added a little box in the far right sidebar. It lists the top commenters — by quantity, not necessarily by quality. 🙂 At the moment it lists them for June. It’s flexible, so I could change it to week or year. We’ll see.
All Fixed
NewMexiKen thinks everything is working, but I’m not too sure about the comments.
Maybe you should test them.
So Here’s What Happened
At its core, a website such as this (a blog) is generated from three sets of files — a database that holds all the content, some template files that manage the layout, and some code files that fill the layout with the content when a reader clicks on the site. I guess somewhere in those files for NewMexiKen there was a bug, because late Wednesday I used up more than my allotted share of the server (for the third time) and the company that hosts the site shut me down. (It surely wasn’t due to too much traffic.)
For the past two days then I have been scrambling to find a suitable landing place and then getting the unresponsive former provider to redirect the URL newmexiken.com to the new server. They made the switch overnight last night (early Saturday morning).
And so I am back, but in a limited way — I don’t have to worry about any bugs, but I can’t do much with the look and I can’t restore the archives.
So I’ll just blog here while I figure out what I want to do.
NewMexiKen (He’s baaack!)
Howdy. We’re going to be starting over from here — at least for now.
[Technical difficulties took this site down May 15, 2008. This was the first post after service resumed.]
NewMexiKen is home
I’m back, but I think whatever muse I have got left behind — maybe she missed the connecting flight in Minneapolis last night.
What should I be writing about? Surely enough has already been said about Miley Cyrus and Jeremiah Wright.
Poor Kenneth
In answer to the comment:
I love Seattle and believe, perhaps foolishly, that the weather wouldn’t bother me all that much.
But I have no plans to make my April Fool’s Day prank actually happen.
If I ever change the name of this blog, it will become “Poor Kenneth’s Almanack.” Benjamin Franklin’s famous serial publication (25 years) is somewhere in my mind as I do this, even now.
I gotta find another way to spend my time (rather than blogging)
Here’s the top four search strings in the past few hours here at NewMexiKen:
katrina campins 306
virgen de guadalupe 13
warning sign 11
“katrina campins” 9
Katrina Campins was among the first group on the Apprentice. It’s no doubt her photo they want now. I’m guessing this is the one.
I feel used. I’ve never posted that photo or linked to it before. The one I have that gets the traffic headed this way is, I suppose, this one from four years ago.
Omarosa almost naked
Finally, I have found the blogging holy grail — The Celebrity Fugprentice, none other than Omarosa.
Thanks to Jill, the official tacky celebrity website scout for NewMexiKen.
New Mexico Icons and Avatars
Girly B Icons has a great selection of icons (or avatars).
If you use, be sure to credit Girly B and do not hot link.
Pointer via Duke City Fix.