Starting from the south, we might enter the state through the Passage city in Texas (El Paso) that parallels the Big River (Rio Grande) and travel north to the City of Crosses (Las Cruces). Other towns to visit in New Mexico might include Cold Water (Agua Fria), Soul (Alma), Birth Place (Belen), Horse (Caballo), Hill (Cerro), Sweet (Dulce), Poplar Forest (Los Alamos), The Moons (Los Lunas), Large Rock (Peñasco), Little Towns (Placitas), Porches (Portales), River Ranch (Rio Rancho), Noisy Place (Ruidoso, so named for the loud river that runs through it), Holy Faith (Santa Fe), Saint Rose (Santa Rosa), Dry Ditch (Arroyo Seco), Cry For Help (Socorro) or Solitude (Soledad).
One of our most unusual city names is Rat City (Raton) named for the large number of mice and rats found in the nearby mountains feasting on piñon nuts (as noted in Donald A. Gill’s book “Stories Behind the Street Names of Albuquerque, Santa Fe & Taos”).
If our Spanish-speaking visitors wanted to do something recreational, they might try sailing at Shell Lake (Conchas), hiking along The Light Trail (La Luz) or fishing in the Dirty River (Rio Puerco). They may also want to do some afternoon shopping at Crowned Center (Coronado), followed by dinner at The Twins Restaurant (Los Cuates) before taking in a performance at the Mud Brick Theater (Adobe).
As they drive around the Albuquerque area, our Spanish-speaking friends might discover some of our unusually named schools. Examples include Bear Ditch Elementary (Arroyo Del Oso), Little Bird Elementary (Pajarito), Mountain View Elementary (Monte Vista), Placed by the Sun Elementary (Puesta Del Sol), Mountain Shadow Elementary (Sombra Del Monte), Valley View Elementary (Valle Vista), The Cave High School (La Cueva), North High School (Del Norte) or West Table High School (West Mesa).
When I first visited Atlanta, I wondered if Georgians were “peach-crazy” since they used the word “peach” to name so many streets and landmarks such as Peach Street Plaza. Our Spanish-speaking visitors might wonder if we are “watermelon-crazy” since more than 100 companies in the area include the word “sandia,” which translates to “watermelon.”
For example, there’s Watermelon National Laboratories, the Watermelon Peak Tram and Ski Area, Lovelace Watermelon Health Systems, Watermelon Casino, Watermelon Science & Technology Park, Watermelon Hearing Aids, and one of my favorites, the city Watermelon Pool just north of Watermelon High School. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think watermelons float.
NewMexiKen admires the nearby Watermelon Presbyterian Church and Watermelon Memory Gardens.