Here’s the best I can come up with:
Does anyone besides me find it odd that people will come to your door soliciting your business or attention (house painting, stucco repair, charity, religion) but not bother to pick up the morning newspaper in the driveway and hand it to you as an act of kindness?
It was cool enough today I had to turn off the ceiling fans. Fall, which is awesome in Albuquerque, comes on fast at 6,000 feet above sea level.
Mack, the oldest Sweetie, has lost his first baby tooth. He decided he could wait until his daddy returned from a business trip for the tooth fairy to visit. (Realizing full well in his little nearly 5-year-old mind, I assume, that daddy spends more freely than mommy.)