Omigod, it’s worse than I thought

Time Magazine is profiling New Mexico’s travails. An excerpt:

It began with a mass of arctic air in early February that sent temperatures plummeting to depths never seen in the state before. Pipes froze and many schools and government offices were closed to preserve gas supplies, which became so scarce that the New Mexico Gas Co. suspended service to some northern New Mexico communities, including Taos, in order to prevent the entire system from shutting down. The big freeze destroyed 99% of the state’s peach crop and damaged many other fruit crops.

Spring came late, bringing with it fierce winds that kicked up dust clouds so thick they obscured nearby mountains. Typically, the spring winds are gone by the end of May. But they are still raging. And then there’s the rain problem, or the lack of it. Only 0.19 of an inch of moisture has fallen from the skies since last October, making this the driest period since 1897, when the state began keeping track.

I can only say, it wasn’t like this when Bill Richardson was governor.

Eat well and quit trying to circumvent nature line of the day

“[A] study published by the American Psychological Association shows that synthetic fat substitutes used in low-calorie potato chips can backfire and contribute to weight gain more so than their fatty counterparts.”

Freakonomics

It seems that olestra tricks the body so convincingly into believing that calories are coming that our metabolism does its own thing. (Just as artificial sweeteners are now being shown to trick the body into believing sugar is coming, and messing up insulin production.)

The dumbest game show… yet

Ken Levine can’t spell Jeopardy, but he can write an amusing review of “101 Ways to Leave a Game Show.”

JEAPARDY contestants have college degrees; one 101 WAYS contestant has a big tattoo on his arm of Lady Gaga, another wants to use the prize money to build a waterfall for his iguana, and a third plans to use her winnings to buy a backstage pass to a Justin Bieber concert. Shooting these nitwits out of cannons isn’t cruel. It’s what they deserve.

Read more on the dumbest game show… yet.

KABLAAAMMM!!!

[103] years ago today, a small chunk of rock or possibly ice was lazily making its way across the inner solar system when a large, blue-green planet got in its way. Traveling roughly westward, it entered the Earth’s atmosphere moving at tens of thousands kilometers per hour. Compressed and battered by tremendous forces, the object got about 5 – 10 kilometers from the ground before it succumbed, exploding like a gigantic multi-megaton bomb.

The air blast flattened trees for hundreds of square kilometers. The ground shook, witnesses felt the hellish heat from kilometers away, and the shock wave circled the world. It happened over the remote Podkammenaya Tungus river, a swampy region in Russia; had it happened over Moscow a million people might have died within minutes.

Now known as the Tunguska Event, it stands today as a shocking reminder that we live in a cosmic shooting gallery, and the Earth sits in the crosshairs of many objects.

Bad Astronomy Blog

Oh, crap! Another one, line of the day

“5:42 p.m. 6/29/11 (AP) –The fast-growing Donaldson Complex Fire burned more than 43,000 acres by 5:30 p.m. It has nearly tripled in size over the past day, according to the Associated Press.”

This fire is near Hondo, New Mexico, not far from Smokey Bear’s homeland (he is buried in Capitan, New Mexico).

Meanwhile, the wildfire near Los Alamos has grown to over 90,000 acres. Check out this video taken a couple of hours ago in Los Alamos by KOB-TV news guy Jeremy Jojola. Follow him on Twitter @jeremyjojola.

News You Can Use Line of the Day

Diet soft drink users, as a group, experienced 70 percent greater increases in waist circumference compared with non-users. Frequent users, who said they consumed two or more diet sodas a day, experienced waist circumference increases that were 500 percent greater than those of non-users.

Abdominal fat is a major risk factor for diabetes, cardiovascular disease, cancer and other chronic conditions.

Science Daily

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You’ve got to quit drinking diet soda!

Whether Diet or Regular

The Penultimate Day of June

Harmon Killebrew would have been 75 today.

Harmon Killebrew plaque

Today is the birthday

… of best actor Oscar nominee Gary Busey. He’s 67. The nomination was for The Buddy Holly Story.

… of Football Hall of Famer Dan Dierdorf, 62.

… of Maria Conchita Alonso, 54. The singer-actress was Miss Teenager of the World in 1971.

… of violinist Anne-Sophie Mutter. She’s 48.

Eva Narcissus Boyd was born 68 years ago today. She was the babysitter for songwriters Carole King and Gerry Goffin and, as Little Eva, she recorded “The Loco-Motion.” Boyd’s abuse by her boyfriend gave King and Goffin the notion for “He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss),” recorded by The Crystals. Little Eva died in 2003.

Louis Burton Lindley, Jr. was born 92 years ago today. As the actor Slim Pickens, we know him best as the bomber pilot in Dr. Strangelove and as Taggart in Blazing Saddles. He was in Willie Nelson’s band — and was Amy Irving’s father — in Honeysuckle Rose. Pickens died in 1983.

The sculptor and painter Allan Houser was born on June 29th in 1914. Houser (or Haozous) was a Chiricahua Apache born in Oklahoma. His father was a grand nephew of Geronimo. By the end of the 1930s Houser’s work was being shown at the New York World’s Fair and the Golden Gate International Exposition, and he painted murals in the Department of the Interior Building in Washington. His work is now seen in collections throughout the United States and in Europe. An exhibition of his work at the National Museum of the American Indian, 2004—2005, was viewed by more than three million visitors. Houser died in 1994. The sculpture pictured is Houser’s “Fabricated Buffalo” (1993) found at the National Museum of Wildlife Art in Jackson, Wyoming. The mural below, “Breaking Camp during Wartime” (1938) is in the Stewart Lee Udall Department of the Interior Building in Washington.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry was born on June 29 in 1900. In January 2003, Outside Magazine listed its 25 essential books for the well-read explorer. At the top was Antoine de Saint-Exupéry:

Like his most famous creation, The Little Prince, that visitor from Asteroid B-612 who once saw 44 sunsets in a single day, Saint-Exupéry disappeared into the sky. Killed in World War II at age 44, “Saint Ex” was a pioneering pilot for Aéropostale in the 1920s, carrying mail over the deadly Sahara on the Toulouse-Dakar route, encountering cyclones, marauding Moors, and lonely nights: “So in the heart of the desert, on the naked rind of the planet, in an isolation like that of the beginnings of the world, we built a village of men. Sitting in the flickering light of the candles on this kerchief of sand, on this village square, we waited out the night.” Whatever his skills as a pilot—said to be extraordinary—as a writer he is effortlessly sublime. Wind, Sand and Stars is so humane, so poetic, you underline sentences: “It is another of the miraculous things about mankind that there is no pain nor passion that does not radiate to the ends of the earth. Let a man in a garret but burn with enough intensity and he will set fire to the world.” Saint-Exupéry did just that. No writer before or since has distilled the sheer spirit of adventure so beautifully. True, in his excitement he can be righteous, almost irksome—like someone who’s just gotten religion. But that youthful excess is part of his charm. Philosophical yet gritty, sincere yet never earnest, utterly devoid of the postmodern cop-outs of cynicism, sarcasm, and spite, Saint-Exupéry’s prose is a lot like the bracing gusts of fresh air that greet him in his open cockpit. He shows us what it’s like to be subject—and king—of infinite space.

Actress Jayne Mansfield, just 34, was killed 44 years ago today when her car struck a trailer truck near Slidell, Louisiana. The driver and Ms. Mansfield’s companion, Sam Brody, were also killed. Three of her children asleep in the backseat survived.

Those who have seen Field of Dreams or read the book on which it was based, Shoeless Joe by W.P. Kinsella, will remember the character “Moonlight” Graham, played by Burt Lancaster in the film. Archibald Wright Graham (1876-1965) was an actual player, and a doctor. Graham played in one game for the New York Giants on June 29, 1905 (in the movie it was the last game of the season in 1929). Graham played two innings in the field but never batted in the major leagues; he was on deck when his one game ended.

Olympic National Park (Washington)

… was renamed and redesignated on this date in 1938. It had been Mount Olympus National Monument since 1909.

Olympic National Park

Glacier capped mountains, wild Pacific coast and magnificent stands of old-growth forests, including temperate rain forests — at Olympic National Park, you can find all three. About 95% of the park is designated wilderness, which further protects these diverse and spectacular ecosystems.

Olympic is also known for its biological diversity. Isolated for eons by glacial ice, and later the waters of Puget Sound and the Strait of Juan de Fuca, the Olympic Peninsula has developed its own distinct array of plants and animals. Eight kinds of plants and 15 kinds of animals are found on the peninsula but no where else on Earth.

Olympic National Park

Politicians

At a press conference in Los Alamos just now Senator Tom Udall said, “New Mexicans pull together in hard times.”

Yes, Senator, we are so unlike those no-good folks in the other 49 states. Geez.

The Senator also reminded tourists everywhere that New Mexico is “still open for business.”

As long as you aren’t looking for fresh air during your visit.

Senator Udall, I respect you and voted for you, but did you really need to be here for platitude time?

Did you know?

That the NCAA requires student-athletes to sign over all future licensing rights? And that those rights reportedly generate around $4 billion a year for the NCAA? And that the athletes whose likenesses and names are used earn nothing?

Some former athletes are suing, but it’s about time the NCAA was dismantled.

June 28th

Mel Brooks is 85, Kathy Bates 63, John Elway 51, and John Cusack and Mary Stuart Masterson are each 45.

Leon Panetta, about to become Secretary of Defense, is 73.

Gilda Radner would have been 65 today.

The Flemish painter Peter Paul Rubens was born on June 28 in 1577. That’s his self portrait from when he was in his mid-40s. He died in 1640.

Richard Rodgers was born on June 28th in 1902. This from his New York Times obituary in 1979.

“The Garrick Gaieties,” “A Connecticut Yankee,” “Babes in Arms,” “The Boys From Syracuse,” “Pal Joey,” “Oklahoma!” “Carousel,” “South Pacific,” “Flower Drum Song,” “The King and I,” “The Sound of Music.” What binds together these disparate musical comedies is a single phrase spanning 55 years of Broadway: “Music by Richard Rodgers.”

The phrase connoted the seemingly endless flow of wonderfully singable, danceable melodies that poured out of Mr. Rodgers. And coupled with the names of his two principal lyricists, Lorenz Hart and Oscar Hammerstein 2d, the phrase also symbolized the evolution of American musical comedy into an art form of stature, in which plot, music and dancing were closely integrated and frequently employed to explore serious, even tragic, themes.

Terribly Destructive Fire at Los Alamos Is Awfully Beautiful

The Atlantic Wire has a six strikingly beautiful photos from the Las Conchas Wildfire and Los Alamos.

Meanwhile, those still on duty at the Los Alamos National Laboratory have been taking pictures of the disaster. This may seem out of place at first, but in the place where the first nuclear bombs were built and tested, a wildfire [may] just seem like a small scale disaster to Los Alamos. Either way, the photos are kind of stunning.

Meanwhile, the fire is 60,740 acres and zero contained. NM Fire Info

That’s about 95 square miles.

The Treaty of Versailles

… to end of World War I was signed on this date in 1919, five years to the day after the assassination that sparked the war.

The United States Senate never ratified the Treaty. Ratification required two-thirds approval of the Senate. Some Republican senators opposed the Treaty because a Democratic president had negotiated it; some Democratic senators opposed the Treaty because they had German-American or Irish (that is, anti-British) constituents.