Oops!

One of the reasons NewMexiKen likes looking up at balloons, but doesn’t ever intend to be a passenger. If God intended for us to fly he’d put is in 757s.

The final day of the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta ended with high drama Sunday when a balloon became entangled in a radio tower, forcing the pilot and two young passengers to shimmy most of the way down the nearly 700-foot-tall structure.
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Bill Chapel, 69, of Albuquerque, was piloting the Smokey Bear balloon when winds blew into the radio tower near the balloon fiesta park.

“All you can do is grit you teeth and hold on to your passengers and prepare them for the impact,” he said.

The hot-air balloon’s canopy — shaped like the face of the famous bear that warns children against forest fires — got wrapped up around the triangular-shaped tower, leaving its gondola resting up against the structure and Chapel and his young passengers, Aaron Whitacre, 10, of Tucson, Ariz., and Troy Wells, 14, of Rio Rancho, stranded.

“I hung onto the tower with all my strength, and I got them calmed down,” Chapel said.

The pilot said he didn’t need to tell the boys what to do: “They climbed down the tower and I followed them.”

The trio made their way slowly down the tower’s interior ladder.

From AP

The radio station, KKOB, shut down its 50,000 watt transmitter during the emergency. Damage to the tower is estimated at $10,000. The Smokey Bear balloon was destroyed.

The 57 National Parks


State

Park

Year

Alaska Denali National Park 1980
Alaska Gates of the Arctic National Park 1980
Alaska Glacier Bay National Park 1980
Alaska Katmai National Park 1980
Alaska Kenai Fjords National Park 1980
Alaska Kobuk Valley National Park 1980
Alaska Lake Clark National Park 1980
Alaska Wrangell-St. Elias National Park 1980
American Samoa National Park of American Samoa 1988
Arizona Grand Canyon National Park 1919
Arizona Petrified Forest National Park 1962
Arizona Saguaro National Park 1994
Arkansas Hot Springs National Park 1921
California Channel Islands National Park 1980
California Death Valley National Park 1994
California Joshua Tree National Park 1994
California Kings Canyon National Park 1940
California Lassen Volcanic National Park 1916
California Redwood National Park 1968
California Sequoia National Park 1890
California Yosemite National Park 1890
Colorado Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park 1999
Colorado Great Sand Dunes National Park and Preserve 2004
Colorado Mesa Verde National Park 1906
Colorado Rocky Mountain National Park 1915
Florida Biscayne National Park 1980
Florida Dry Tortugas National Park 1992
Florida Everglades National Park 1947
Hawaii Haleakala National Park 1916
Hawaii Hawaii Volcanoes National Park 1916
Kentucky Mammoth Cave National Park 1941
Maine Acadia National Park 1919
Michigan Isle Royale National Park 1931
Minnesota Voyageurs National Park 1975
Montana Glacier National Park 1910
Nevada Great Basin National Park 1986
New Mexico Carlsbad Caverns National Park 1930
North Dakota Theodore Roosevelt National Park 1978
Ohio Cuyahoga Valley National Park 2000
Oregon Crater Lake National Park 1902
South Dakota Badlands National Park 1978
South Dakota Wind Cave National Park 1903
Tennessee Great Smoky Mountains National Park 1930
Texas Big Bend National Park 1944
Texas Guadalupe Mountains National Park 1972
Utah Arches National Park 1971
Utah Bryce Canyon National Park 1928
Utah Canyonlands National Park 1964
Utah Capitol Reef National Park 1971
Utah Zion National Park 1919
Virgin Islands Virgin Islands National Park 1956
Virginia Shenandoah National Park 1935
Washington Mount Rainier National Park 1899
Washington North Cascades National Park 1968
Washington Olympic National Park 1938
Wyoming Grand Teton National Park 1929
Wyoming Yellowstone National Park 1872

The year indicates when the park was established or when an existing area was redesignated as a National Park.

Balloon Fiesta

NewMexiKen attended the Balloon Fiesta but took no photos. Alas. (For the record, at the Special Shapes Glow I’d forgotten my glasses and had to view the balloons as though an Impressionistic painting. I got so confused I thought the Jesus balloon was Johnny Damon of the Red Sox).

Fortunately Garth at Musings from America’s Outback has an excellent collection of photos that I think you’ll enjoy.

If you’ve never been to the Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta (which closes tomorrow morning), I strongly urge you to make the trip at least once. The Special Shapes especially draw oohs and aahs from children of all ages.

Hurrah for the Detroit Zoo

From the Detroit Free Press (dated May 20, 2004; this came to NewMexiKen’s attention only recently):

The Detroit Zoo will become the nation’s first major animal facility to give away its elephants solely on ethical grounds.

Winky and Wanda, the latest in an 81-year-old tradition of pachyderms at the zoo, will be sent to one of two U.S. refuges this summer or early fall.

The decision to send them away comes amid a nationwide push to provide better care for elephants, widely considered to be among the Earth’s most intelligent creatures. They form strong social bonds and have a powerful need for physical and intellectual stimulation.

In the wild, female Asian elephants like Winky and Wanda typically roam 30 miles a day, form lifelong and unique friendships with members of their herds and mourn for their dead.

In captivity, they live in unnatural climates, develop physical problems such as chronic arthritis and exhibit psychological problems related to boredom and stress.

Bush’s mistakes

If Bush could be honest with himself he could have answered the mistakes question easily and, I think, won a lot of points. For example:

At the time I thought it was best to reassure the children, but in retrospect I believe I should have calmly excused myself and devoted my immediate full attention to the 9/11 attacks.

Or:

On 9/11 there were concerns for my safety, but in retrospect I believe I should have overruled them and ordered Air Force One directly back to Washington.

How hard could it be? What’s wrong with him?

Bush flunks his job interview

Brad DeLong:

Out in the real world, this is a very standard question. Bush’s answer shows (a) enormous contempt for the questioner, (b) contempt for the viewers who would like to hear the answer to the question, (c) a pathological aversion to looking back at his own performance, all coupled with (d) amazing arrogance.

Would you hire someone who gave you an answer like this during a job interview? There’s something very wrong with this guy.

[DeLong’s post has the full transcript from Friday night.]

Indeed, responding to the “what are your weaknesses” type question is something any successful candidate for a job will have practiced so that it can be turned into a positive — “I used to burn out from working too hard but have learned to pace myself now so that I stay consistently more productive.” Or, “I take my work too seriously and have had to learn sound stress management techniques.”

This was a likely question for Bush (he’d heard it before). Why can’t he answer it? Even if he wanted to use the bad appointments response (which is terribly pathetic coming from a leader), why not at least explain what he’d learned, which types of people not to appoint, etc.

Bionic man

The New York Times wonders about The Mystery of the Bulge in the Jacket.

What was that bulge in the back of President Bush’s suit jacket at the presidential debate in Miami last week?
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According to rumors racing across the Internet this week, the rectangular bulge visible between Mr. Bush’s shoulder blades was a radio receiver, getting answers from an offstage counselor into a hidden presidential earpiece. The prime suspect was Karl Rove, Mr. Bush’s powerful political adviser.

When the online magazine Salon published an article about the rumors on Friday, the speculation reached such a pitch that White House and campaign officials were inundated with calls.

First they said that pictures showing the bulge might have been doctored. But then, when the bulge turned out to be clearly visible in the television footage of the evening, they offered a different explanation.

“There was nothing under his suit jacket,” said Nicolle Devenish, a campaign spokeswoman.

“It was most likely a rumpling of that portion of his suit jacket, or a wrinkle in the fabric.”

Ms. Devenish could not say why the “rumpling” was rectangular.

Nor was the bulge from a bulletproof vest, according to campaign and White House officials; they said Mr. Bush was not wearing one.

War

We should attack Canada as they have drugs of mass destruction.

Transcript from debate October 8, 2004:

Mr. Bush: I haven’t yet. Just want to make sure they’re safe. When a drug comes in from Canada I want to make sure it cures you and doesn’t kill you.

Dred Scott decision?

Good to know Bush wouldn’t appoint Roger B. Taney to the Supreme Court.

Transcript from debate October 8, 2004:

Mr. Bush: Uh, let me give you a couple of examples I guess of the kind of person I wouldn’t pick….Another example would be the Dred Scott case, which is where judges years ago said that the Constitution allowed slavery because of personal property rights. That’s personal opinion. That’s not what the Constitution says.

It’s only fair

From Opinions You Should Have:

The Federal Election Commission has ordered John F. Kerry to inadvertently direct viewers to a pro-George W. Bush website during Friday’s town hall debate. On Tuesday, during the Vice-Presidential debate between Dick Cheney and John Edwards, Cheney mistakenly directed viewers to a site that urged visitors not to vote for President Bush, GeorgeSoros.com. …

Initially the Commissioners were unsure of which appropriately pro-Bush site they were going to require Kerry to mention, but by late this afternoon, they had settled on one.

RalphNader.com.

Hyperbole

From the Gallup Independent Monday:

U.S. Interior Department Secretary Gale Norton was characterized Monday as a 21st Century reincarnation of 19th Century U.S. Army Gen. George Armstrong Custer.

The comparison came during the latest update [at the Navajo Nageezi Chapter House] of the largest class action lawsuit in American history. …

Lead lawyer Dennis Gingold told a reporter, “She’s worse (than Custer) and should be given the same treatment.” …

Gingold predicted, “We know the government will violate the injunction,” saying the court can then take the trust operation away from the administration and put it into a receivership.

This would be Norton’s Little Bighorn, as the department would lose control of Indian trust functions.

The Costanza Trap

Many think VP Burns Cheney did a slow fade as the debate proceeded Tuesday night. James Wolcott knows why:

Seinfeld scholars will remember the episode in which Elaine hired Jerry’s father for a job a J. Peterman, much to her regret. He didn’t know how to get rid of him without actually firing him. Do what I do at the Yankees, George advised. Schedule meetings late in the afternoon. These guys get up at dawn and by lunch they’re completely wiped. Elaine followed George’s counsel, and Jerry’s father had a conniption fit at the first meeting that dragged all the way past 5 PM.

I think we saw that last night. Cheney, like everyone else in the Bush White House, gets up at birdless dawn and by early evening shows unmistakable signs of testiness and snappishness. He had one good early round in last night’s debate, but faded long before the finish….

More Sherman Alexie

After all, Lewis and Clark’s story has never been just the triumphant tale of two white men, no matter what the white historians might need to believe. Sacagawea was not the primary hero of this story either, no matter what the Native American historians and I might want to believe. The story of Lewis and Clark is also the story of the approximately 45 nameless and faceless first- and second-generation European Americans who joined the journey, then left or completed it, often without monetary or historical compensation. Considering the time and place, I imagine those 45 were illiterate, low-skilled laborers subject to managerial whims and 19th century downsizing. And it is most certainly the story of the black slave York, who also cast votes during this allegedly democratic adventure. It’s even the story of Seaman, the domesticated Newfoundland dog who must have been a welcome and friendly presence and who survived the risk of becoming supper during one lean time or another. The Lewis and Clark Expedition was exactly the kind of multicultural, trigenerational, bigendered, animal-friendly, government-supported, partly French-Canadian project that should rightly be celebrated by liberals and castigated by conservatives.

Excerpted from What Sacagawea Means to Me by Sherman Alexie for Time (2002).

The whole essay is well-worth reading.