The Battle of New Orleans …

was fought on this date in 1815.

News of the peace treaty between Britain and the United States that had been signed at Ghent on December 24, 1814, did not reach the United States in time to avert the battle. Major General Andrew Jackson’s army of six-to-seven thousand troops consisted chiefly of militiamen and volunteers from southern states who fought against 7,500 British regulars.

The British stormed the American position, fortified effectively with earthworks and cotton bales. The fighting lasted only half an hour, ending in a decisive U.S. victory and a British withdrawal. British casualties numbered more than 2,000 (289 killed); American, only 71 (31 killed). News of the victory reached Washington at the same time as that of the Treaty of Ghent and did much to raise the low morale in the capital.

The anniversary of the Battle was widely celebrated with parties and dances during the nineteenth century, especially in the South. More recently it was commemorated in the “Battle of New Orleans,” as sung by Johnny Horton and others.

Battle of New Orleans by Jimmy Driftwood

In 1814 we took a little trip,
along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
and we fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a comin’,
There wasn’t ’bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Oh we looked down the river and we seen the British come.
There must have been a hundred of ’em beatin’ on a drum.
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring.
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn’t say a thing.

Old Hickory said we could take ’em by surprise,
if we didn’t fire our muskets till we looked ’em in the eyes.
We held our fire till we seen their faces well,
then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave ’em a little…Well….we…

…fired our guns and the British kept a comin’,
There wasn’t ’bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our cannons till the barrels melted down,
then we grabbed an alligator and we fired another round.
We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind,
and when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

We fired our guns and the British kept a comin’,
There wasn’t ’bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Soupy Sales …

was born on this date in 1926.

Soupy prospered as a Detroit and then ABC television comedian in the 50s and 60s. NewMexiKen remembers Soupy for the noontime Lunch with Soupy Sales on WXYZ-TV, along with White Fang and Black Tooth, Pookie the Worm, and the Soupy Shuffle. Great stuff.

Spyware detection

Microsoft has a beta AntiSpyware download. (You can choose to not validate your copy of Windows and still receive the download.)

You should be running a spyware detection program. NewMexiKen has seen what can happen with spyware and it isn’t pretty. (Whatever you do, do NOT download Kazaa.)

More Leno

Did you hear about this? 300 passengers on a northwest flight from Amsterdam to Seattle got stranded onboard the plane for 28 hours with hardly any food or water. You know what you call a seat in a tiny seat with no food or water? Southwest.

The Bush administration announced it wants to change the social security formula and cut benefits by near 1/3rd in the next 20-30 years. The new program is called “Good luck grandma, you’re on your own. You’ve fallen and you can’t get up.”

Last night Fox had a 90 minute special for their new show “Who’s Your Daddy?” Where a woman has to guess which one of eight guys is her real father. That’s better than the original title “Which one of you guys was on my mom?”

It did terrible in the ratings. It did so bad, even my Tivo said, “I’m not taping this crap.”

A company now is developing a helmet for snowboarders with a built in phone. This way when you’re distracted on the phone and hit a tree you can call 911.

This joke just slays me

NewMexiKen isn’t allowed any Orange Bowl comments.

Well, maybe one:

“Did you see O.J. Simpson? He was there. O.J. was at the game last night. He was there. Boy, that guy always seems to be around whenever there’s a slaughter. You ever notice that?”

Jay Leno

Facts worth knowing

From Scientific American

Why is normal blood pressure less than 120 over 80? And why don’t these numbers change according to a person’s height?

But modern epidemiologic studies have confirmed with a great deal of certainty that risk of a heart attack or stroke begins to increase in adults when the usual systolic blood pressure is 115 or higher and/or the usual diastolic blood pressure is 75 or higher. The risk steadily increases with higher and higher readings, so the traditional 120/80 level remains reasonable as a threshold for getting a doctor’s attention.

It does in fact increase with height, which ensures that the brain, located at the highest point of the circulatory system for most of the day, gets sufficient blood flow and oxygen, despite the pull of gravity and other forces. But the effect is fairly small, which is why the 120/80 figure is not adjusted for taller people.

Answers excerpted from fuller explanation.

Correspondence from Indonesia

Lee, official brother of NewMexiKen, wrote his friend Dewi in Java, Indonesia, and told her some of our family had donated money to various charities working on disaster relief for the Indian Ocean nations. Her reply:

Hi Lee!

I would like to say Thank U for U n ur Family support re tsuname.As Indonesian people n as my self!.

Yes,it could happen to any countries. And i think its time for all of countries to united,hand in hand together to prevent such big disaster happening again. In Indonesia as well others.

I am glad also to know the fact that i am live here in Cianjur,far away from the sea. But the tsuname not over yet,yesterday there’s another big earth quake shaking Aceh again,Sumatra Utara n continue to yogjakarta,Banten,East Java,West Java. Who knows what will happen next! we only hope n pray this is for the last!.

My brother phoned us lastnight n the line really bad,he lives near by the sea. My mother asked him n his family to stay in Cianjur for awhile till situation really safe.

Almost all the phone line here in West java,east java,really bad sometimes like blocked,so does the cellphone receivers.

All of my friends worried plus they really hard to get through me or home phone. No Wonder!.

The weather really bad recently,dark skies n heavy rain almost everyday.If we compare to what happent to those in Aceh N Sumatra Utara,our problems is Nothing!.

So,if u panning on coming to Asia this jan-Feb,my advice is,stay out from the sea! :0)

My New Year’s Eve,i gathered at home with family,cancelled plan with friends.My father lead the prayers for those in Aceh N Sumatra Utara n for all other countries who suffered from Tidal Waves…

We spent This New Year’s Eve with prayers,alittle bit diffrent with last years.

Takecare in there

PS: If u planning on coming to Asia this jan-feb,STAY OUT FROM SEA!

Dewi’s.

Naked pigs

The town of Snohomish, Wash., ordered a barbecue restaurant to cover up a mural on the outside of the building depicting five naked, pink pigs. The design review board said the cartoon pigs were inappropriate, and might inspire other businesses to paint their walls with images of naked people. “How offensive can a pig be?” asked one confused diner. “When was the last time you saw pigs with clothes on?”

From The Week Newsletter

Maybe if they’d had gloves and a shirt like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.

Stop, thief!

NewMexiKen noticed a van (from a major American retailer which offers home maintenance service) parked in a unusual location behind my home this morning. Why would anyone pull over there I thought.

“To use my wireless network” I replied. “Nah, surely not. But let’s go turn it off and see.” (NewMexiKen lives alone and often talks to himself.)

I disconnected the modem from the router. Within a minute or so the van left.

Time to encrypt.

Our least powerful citizens

From interview with Dora’s creators at Nick Jr.:

How did you come up with the idea for Dora the Explorer?

Chris: We wanted to create a show that teaches little kids problem-solving skills. Preschoolers are our least powerful citizens. They can’t reach the light switch; they have trouble pouring the milk on their cereal. They’re faced with obstacles throughout their day and it can get pretty discouraging. Problem-solving strategies like stopping to think, asking for help, and using what you know are modeled in every Dora show.

Children of god

From an American Family Association news release —

A pro-family group is accusing homosexual activists of using popular children’s TV characters to indoctrinate young children into their lifestyle. Specifically, the group is questioning the intention of a new children’s video featuring those characters.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney the Dinosaur, Arthur, Dora the Explorer, JoJo, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Big Bird, Bob the Builder — those and many others are among the characters starring in a music video remake of the 1970s song “We Are Family” that is designed to promote diversity and tolerance in the classroom. A special DVD version will be distributed to 61,000 public and private elementary schools nationwide, along with lesson plans for teachers. Distribution of the DVD is being donated by FedEx.

Ed Vitagliano, a researcher for the American Family Association, questions the motives behind the project. The problem, he says, is that it is an “open door” to a secondary discussion of homosexuality.

Link via Jesus’ General, who is carrying on a correspondence with Mr. Vitagliano.

Katie Melua

Plucked from music school obscurity by songwriter/producer Mike Batt, Katie Melua saw her debut bolt up the U.K. charts upon its release there in late 2003. Melua was born in Soviet Georgia in 1984. Eventually, she and her family moved to Belfast, Ireland, and finally to London, where Melua entered the B.R.I.T. School for the Performing Arts & Technology. The record industry-funded school had a habit of graduating talented performing artists (Floetry, for example), and Melua became its next success when a 2003 showcase caught the attention of Batt, who’d been looking for a vocalist capable in both jazz and blues styles. Call Off the Search was issued in the U.K. in November ’03 through Batt’s Dramatico Records imprint. A comfortable, extremely tasteful blend of jazz vocals, pop style, and adult contemporary sway, the album featured two cuts penned by Melua (including a tribute to one of her biggest influences, Eva Cassidy), as well as covers of material from John Mayall, Randy Newman, and the James Shelton classic “Lilac Wine.” The single “Closest Thing to Crazy” hit number one in December, and by January of the following year, Call Off the Search had gone platinum (300,000 units in the U.K.).

Johnny Loftus, All Music

The album has now gone 4X platinum in the U.K. and at least one copy in New Mexico.

An “expert” witness

From CNN.com:

Citing false testimony by a prosecution witness, an appeals court in Texas today ordered a new trial for Andrea Yates, the woman convicted in the drowning deaths of her five children. An expert witness for the state testified that Yates may have been influenced by an episode of the TV show “Law & Order” in which a woman who drowns her children in a bathtub is ruled insane. No such show ever aired. Yates was convicted in 2002 and sentenced to life in prison.

Epiphany

Today is the Epiphany, one of the three major Christian celebrations along with Christmas and Easter. The Epiphany is celebrated by most Christians on January 6 to commemorate the presentation of the infant Jesus to the Magi or three wise men.

The celebration of the Epiphany began in the Eastern Church and included Christ’s birth. However, by the 4th century, the various calendar reforms had moved the birth of Christ to December 25, and the church in Rome began celebrating January 6 as Epiphany.

Epiphany is derived from the Greek epiphaneia and means manifestation or to appear. In a religious context, the term describes the appearance of a divine being in a visible or revelatory manifestation.

In Mexico, today is Día de los Santos Reyes, the day Mexicans exchange Christmas presents to coincide with the arrival of the three gift-bearing kings or wisemen.

Fra Angelico and Filippo Lippi
The Adoration of the Magi, c. 1445
Samuel H. Kress Collection
National Gallery of Art

Then and now

Nearly a month ago NewMexiKen watched the 1962 film The Manchurian Candidate. Today I watched the 2004 version starring Denzel Washington and Meryl Streep.

While the modern film is more visual and the acting fine, the 1962 version is crisper and less cluttered. The Laurence Harvey portrayal of Raymond Shaw is a much spookier character than the one played by Liev Schreiber, and Frank Sinatra a less melodramatic Ben Marco than Denzel Washington. Streep seems as unlikable but less evil than Angela Lansbury as the mother (Lansbury got an Oscar nomination).

If it had been me, I would have remade the first screenplay and left the film set in the 1950s.

See both films and enjoy the comparison.

Is this an analogy or a metaphor?

From Sideline Chatter

The NFL’s haves and have-nots, wrote Greg Cote of the Miami Herald, fit nicely into an airplane analogy.

“The 12 playoff teams will be seated in first class, sipping champagne,” Cote wrote. “The 20 eliminated teams will trudge ashamedly past them into coach, carrying a bawling infant and rolling a suitcase that won’t fit into the overhead bin, and headed for an assigned middle seat between an old lady complaining of nausea and a snoring 473-pound man in a tank-top.”

Umberto Eco …

was born in Alessandria, Italy, on this date in 1932. Look here for an interesting web site devoted to Eco.

“But why doesn’t the Gospel ever say that Christ laughed?” I asked, for no good reason. “Is Jorge right?”

“Legions of scholars have wondered whether Christ laughed. The question doesn’t interest me much. I believe he never laughed, because, omniscient as the son of God had to be, he knew how we Christians would behave. . . .”

The Name of the Rose

The Google 2004 Zeitgeist

From Google

Based on billions of searches conducted by Google users around the world, the 2004 Year-End Zeitgeist offers a unique perspective on the year’s major events and trends. We hope you enjoy this aggregate look at what people wanted to know more about this [past] year.

Zeitgeist Explained
zeit geist | Pronunciation: ‘tsIt-“gIst, ‘zIt | Function: noun | Etymology: German, from Zeit (time) + Geist (spirit) | Date: 1884 | Meaning: the general intellectual, moral, and cultural climate of an era

Check it out.