Toby, Count Basie
Goldberg Variation 10 Fughetta, Glenn Gould
La fille aux cheveux de lin, Boston Pops
La Bamba, Ritchie Valens
Ramblin’ Man, Allman Brothers Band
Spirits in the Material World, The Police
To Lay Me Down, Cowboy Junkies
Sha La La (Make Me Happy), Al Green
Escucha Me, Gipsy Kings
Mr. Tambourine Man, Bob Dylan
Ida y Vuelta, Strunz & Farah
Agua de Beber, Antonio Carlos Jobim/Astrud Gilberto
Author: NewMexiKen
Ask me about photos of my grandchildren
NewMexiKen had been wanting to organize the photos on my computer for some time and finally got it done (mostly) this week. At the moment there are 4,010 digital photos and more than half are of the four sweeties — my grandchildren, the oldest of whom is four.
I’m considering software to enable you to view all 2,149 grandchildren-related photos and will let you know.
Abstinence aimed at grade-schoolers
From The Santa Fe New Mexican:
It’s a quandary every parent faces. When do you talk to your children about sex? What do you say? Is middle school too late?
New Mexico Health Secretary Michelle Lujan Grisham announced Friday her decision to target $500,000 in federal sexual-abstinence education funding toward elementary-school students, because national research suggests that abstinence programs work best among students who have not yet had sex.
Maybe it’s time Dora had some condoms in that backpack of hers.
Let it ride
The New Mexican reports that Santa Fe officials have rerouted a casino bus for fear old folks will get a gambling jones:
Senior citizens can no longer catch a weekly shuttle bus to Camelrock Casino from Santa Fe senior centers because to a recent decision by city officials.
“Their excuse was that it’s dangerous for the elder citizens — they may get the gambling habit,” said Leonard Pensler, who lives in the Ventana de Vida senior apartment complex on Pacheco Street.
“And you should see these elder citizens in wheelchairs with oxygen tanks,” Pensler said. “This is their happiness. It gets them out for three hours a day.”
Another best line of the day
“[G]iving me a blog was like giving a shotgun to a monkey.”
Best line of the day, so far
Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.
Larry: Depressives don’t. They want to be unhappy to confirm they’re depressed. If they were happy, they couldn’t be depressed anymore. They’d have to go out in the world to live, which can be depressing.
Dialogue from Closer
Cherry blossoms
“This week, tourists are flocking to Washington, flocking, because the cherry blossoms are in full bloom. Did you know that? It’s really, really beautiful. In fact, it is so beautiful, President Bush told the logging industry, ‘Wait ’til next week to chop ’em down.'”
Jay Leno
Book my flight
I kept the queen waiting.
Thunderstorms had delayed my flight. By the time the plane landed, Cook Islands Queen Manarangi Tutai had been waiting at the airport for three hours.
Despite the imposition, she smiled regally, wished me “Kia orana” — “May you live long” — and draped a fragrant necklace of gardenias around my shoulders. I stumbled through an apology. I had planned to stay at her bed-and-breakfast inn on the remote South Pacific island of Aitutaki during my November trip, but I didn’t expect her to pick me up, much less grab my luggage, as she was now doing, and drive me to the B&B herself.
“Don’t worry. We’re on island time,” she said cheerily. Clearly, I had left L.A. behind. Gridlocked freeways, scowling faces and diesel-scented air faded as Queen Tutai hoisted my bag into the back of her well-worn utility truck. In the Cook Islands, I soon learned, there is no traffic, people smile at one another and the air is scented with plumeria. Plus, for $53 a night, any guest can receive a royal welcome.
— Rosemary McClure in the Los Angeles Times
Striking Earth
Each day…
• 25 tons of dust and sand-size particles burns up entering the atmosphere.About once a year…
• A car-size asteroid hits Earth’s atmosphere but typically burns up before reaching the surface.Every thousand years or so…
• An object the size of a football field hits Earth and causes significant damage to the impact area.Every few million years…
• If an object larger than 0.6 miles across struck Earth, it could cause mass extinction and threaten civilization.
From a graphic accompanying an article in The Washington Post on scientists keeping a lookout.
SAT 2400
For generations of college-bound teenagers, nailing a 1600 on the SAT has been as good as it gets, equivalent in American popular culture to pitching a perfect game or bowling a 300.
But no longer. Starting Monday, the venerable college entrance exam will sport a new scoring format and frame of reference. With the recent addition to the SAT of a third section that includes a handwritten essay, 2400 is becoming the new 1600.
Not a good time
Thinking about DirecTV for all those High-Def channels? Think again.
Unless you live in LA or NY, you can’t get local channels in HD via DirecTV. …
They’re talking about adding dozens-to-hundreds of channels in HD format in the next year, but (drumroll please…) it’ll be in a new encryption/encoding (MPEG-4) format which won’t work with $999 HD DirecTiVos…From Ed Bott
It’s the birthday
… of Hugh Hefner. Hef is 79.
… of Michael Learned. Momma Walton is 66.
… of Dennis Quaid. Jerry Lee Lewis, Gordon Cooper, Doc Holliday, Sam Houston and, lest we forget, New Orleans Det. Remy McSwain, is 51.
… of Keshia Knight Pulliam. Rudy Huxtable is 26.
Appomattox Court House
Head Quarters of the Armies of the United States
Appomattox C.H. Va. Apl 9th 1865
Gen. R. E. Lee
Comd’g C.S.A.
General,
In accordance with the substance of my letter to you of the 8th inst., I propose to receive the surrender of the Army of N. Va. on the following terms to wit; Rolls of all the officers and men be made in duplicate, one copy to be given to an officer to be designated by me, the other to be retained by such officer or officers as you may designate. The officers to give their individual paroles not to take up arms against the Government of the United States until properly exchanged, and each company or regimental commander to sign a like parole for the men of their commands – The arms, artillery and public property to be parked and stacked and turned over to the officer appointed by me to receive them. This will not embrace the side arms of the officers nor their private horses or baggage. This done each officer and man will be allowed to return to their homes, not to be disturbed by United States authority as long as they observe their parole and the laws in force where they may reside—
Very Respectfully
U. S. Grant
Lt. Gen
“Au nom de Louis XIV, roi de France et de Navarre, le 9 avril 1682”
The ill-fated René-Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle, reached the Gulf of Mexico by way of the Mississippi River on this date in 1682 and claimed the Mississippi watershed in the name of France, naming it Louisiana in honor of King Louis XIV.
Je, René-Robert Cavelier de La Salle, en vertu de la commission de Sa Majesté que je tiens en mains, prêt à la faire voir à qui il pourrait appartenir, ai pris et prends possession, au nom de Sa Majesté et de ses successeurs de sa couronne, de ce pays de la Louisiane, mers, havres, ports, baies, détroits adjacents et de toutes les nations, peuples, provinces, villes, bourgs, villages, mines, minières, pèches, fleuves, rivières compris dans l’étendue de ladite Louisiane.
Guess they won’t like pink slips either
Teachers at Thaddeus Stevens Elementary School in Pittsburgh have been forbidden to grade papers with red ink because the color has become a symbol of negativity. “You could hold up a paper that says, ‘Great work!’ and it won’t even matter if it’s written in red,” said principal Joseph Foriska. With parents at other schools complaining that their children find the mere sight of red ink “stressful,” Foriska instructed teachers to switch to more “pleasant-feeling tones,” such as purple.
The Week Newsletter
I’m thinking this isn’t a sign they’ve been doing a good job
The Transportation Security Administration, once the flagship agency in the nation’s $20 billion effort to protect air travelers, is now slated for dismantling.
From The Washington Post
Suppose Dan Neil hit a nerve?
General Motors Corp. has pulled its advertising from the Los Angeles Times over what it called factual errors and misrepresentations in the newspaper, a spokesman for the automaker said Thursday. …
Times auto critic Dan Neil Wednesday published a critical column about the company’s brand strategy and called on GM to “dump” Chairman and Chief Executive Rick Wagoner.
Reuters via the Los Angeles Times.
I’m a Soccer Grandpa

Lady Day …
was born as Eleanora Fagan on this date in 1915. We know her as Billie Holiday.
The New York Times has posted its 1959 obituary of Miss Holiday, from which the following is excerpted:
Miss Holiday set a pattern during her most fruitful years that has proved more influential than that of almost any other jazz singer, except the two who inspired her, Louis Armstrong and the late Bessie Smith.
Miss Holiday became a singer more from desperation than desire. She was named Eleanora Fagan after her birth in Baltimore. She was the daughter of a 13-year-old mother, Sadie Fagan, and a 15-year-old father who were married there years after she was born.
The first and major influence on her singing came when as a child she ran errands for the girls in a near-by brothel in return for the privilege of listening to recordings by Mr. Armstrong and Miss Smith.
Miss Holiday took her professional name from her father, Clarence Holiday, a guitarist who played with Fletcher Henderson’s band in the Nineteen Twenties and from one of the favorite movie actresses of her childhood, Billie Dove.
She came to New York with her mother in 1928. They eked out a precarious living for a while, partially from her mother’s employment as a housemaid. But when the depression struck, her mother was unable to find work. Miss Holiday tried to make money scrubbing floors, and when this failed she started along Seventh Avenue in Harlem one night looking for any kind of work.
At Jerry Preston’s Log Cabin, a night club, she asked for work as a dancer. She danced the only step she knew for fifteen choruses and was turned down. The pianist, taking pity on her, asked if she could sing. She brashly assured him that she could. She sang “Trav’lin’ All Alone” and then “Body and Soul” and got a job–$2 a night for six nights a week working from midnight until about 3 o’clock the next afternoon.
Miss Holiday had been singing in Harlem in this fashion for a year or two when she was heard by John Hammond, a jazz enthusiast, who recommended her to Benny Goodman, at that time a relatively unknown clarinet player who was the leader on occasional recording sessions.
She made her first recording, “Your Mother’s Son-in-Law” in November, 1933, singing one nervous chorus with a band that included in addition to Mr. Goodman, Jack Teagarden, Gene Krupa and Joe Sullivan.
Two years later Miss Holiday started a series of recordings with groups led by Teddy Wilson, the pianist, which established her reputation in the jazz world. On many of these recordings the accompanying musicians were members of Count Basie’s band, a group with which she felt a special affinity. She was particularly close to Mr. Basie’s tenor saxophonist, the late Lester Young.
It was Mr. Young who gave her the nickname by which she was known in jazz circles–Lady Day. She in turn created the name by which Mr. Young was identified by jazz bands, “Pres.” She was the vocalist with the Basie band for a brief time during 1937 and the next year she signed for several months with Artie Shaw’s band.
Miss Holiday came into her own as a singing star when she appeared at Cafe Society in New York in 1938 for the major part of the year. It was at Cafe Society that she introduced one of her best-known songs, “Strange Fruit,” a biting depiction of a lynching written by Lewis Allen.
During that engagement, too, she established trade-marks that followed her for many years–the swatch of gardenias in her hair, her fingers snapping lazily with the rhythm, her head cocked back at a jaunty angle as she sang.
The All Music Guide has a useful essay on Holiday.
It’s the birthday
… of Hendley “The Scrounger,” Bret Maverick and Jim Rockford. That’s James Garner, 77 today.
… of Trapper. Wayne Rogers is 72.
… of Governor Moonbeam. Oakland Mayor Jerry Brown is 67.
… of Francis Ford Coppola. The Oscar-winning writer and director is 66. Did you know his first Oscar was for writing for Patton?
Russell Crowe is 41. The Barber brothers, Tiki and Ronde are 30.
Best line of the day, so far (reprise edition)
“[T]he best metaphor for the media was 6 year olds playing soccer. The ball pops up, and they all run towards it.”
Jon Stewart on The O’Franken Factor (quoted from Eschaton), first posted here a year ago today, but so apt recently.
Best line of the day, so far
“Moderate turbulence.”
The captain of the flight from Dulles to Houston last night. Moderate? Moderate? I hate it when the wings flap.
Why?
Jet airliners are complex technological marvels costing tens of millions of dollars each. Why do they have such primitive public address systems?
(By primitive I mean incredibly noisy, too loud, not loud enough, hard to understand. How much could it cost to put some noise suppression on the microphones the crew uses?)
Continental Airlines
Kudos to Continental Airlines for still making the effort to provide real food. True, it’s just a sandwich, chips and a candy, but much appreciated none-the-less.
In fact, NewMexiKen recommends Continental if you have a choice.
(I received no compensation for this endorsement. Alas.)
Flag at half mast — the law
US CODE: Title 4, Chapter 1, § 7: Position and manner of display:
(m) The flag, when flown at half-staff, should be first hoisted to the peak for an instant and then lowered to the half-staff position. The flag should be again raised to the peak before it is lowered for the day. On Memorial Day the flag should be displayed at half-staff until noon only, then raised to the top of the staff. By order of the President, the flag shall be flown at half-staff upon the death of principal figures of the United States Government and the Governor of a State, territory, or possession, as a mark of respect to their memory. In the event of the death of other officials or foreign dignitaries, the flag is to be displayed at half-staff according to Presidential instructions or orders, or in accordance with recognized customs or practices not inconsistent with law. In the event of the death of a present or former official of the government of any State, territory, or possession of the United States, the Governor of that State, territory, or possession may proclaim that the National flag shall be flown at half-staff. The flag shall be flown at half-staff 30 days from the death of the President or a former President; 10 days from the day of death of the Vice President, the Chief Justice or a retired Chief Justice of the United States, or the Speaker of the House of Representatives; from the day of death until interment of an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court, a Secretary of an executive or military department, a former Vice President, or the Governor of a State, territory, or possession; and on the day of death and the following day for a Member of Congress. The flag shall be flown at half-staff on Peace Officers Memorial Day, unless that day is also Armed Forces Day. As used in this subsection—
(1) the term “half-staff” means the position of the flag when it is one-half the distance between the top and bottom of the staff;
(2) the term “executive or military department” means any agency listed under sections 101 and 102 of title 5, United States Code; and
(3) the term “Member of Congress” means a Senator, a Representative, a Delegate, or the Resident Commissioner from Puerto Rico.
New Mexico Health Secretary Michelle Lujan Grisham announced Friday her decision to target $500,000 in federal sexual-abstinence education funding toward elementary-school students, because national research suggests that abstinence programs work best among students who have not yet had sex.