Oh, great!

TOMBSTONE – Leaders of a controversial civilian border patrol movement on Monday announced plans to extend patrols in southern Arizona and start “copycat” efforts across the country by next fall.

Dispelling rumors of an early end to the monthlong Minuteman Project, which began April 1, organizers said they plan to draft a guide on how to start a civilian border patrol and “franchise” the movement in California, Texas, New Mexico, Michigan and Idaho by next October.

The Arizona Republic

The shot heard ’round the world 230 years ago today

At Lexington Green, the British were met by 77 American Minute Men led by John Parker. At the North Bridge in Concord, the British were confronted again, this time by 300 to 400 armed colonists, and were forced to march back to Boston with the Americans firing on them all the way. By the end of the day, the colonists were singing “Yankee Doodle” and the American Revolution had begun.

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Indeed, if actions spoke louder than words, today would be Independence Day.

I can see clearly now

A month ago, Mark McGwire was hauled before a congressional hearing and lambasted as a cheater for using a legal, performance-enhancing steroid precursor when he broke baseball’s single-season home run record.

A week ago, Tiger Woods was celebrated for winning golf’s biggest tournament, the Masters, with the help of superior vision he acquired through laser surgery.

What’s the difference?

The Beam in Your Eye – If steroids are cheating, why isn’t LASIK? By William Saletan at Slate.

According to Saletan scores of athletes have had their vision improved to 20-15 or better.

A provocative column.

Maybe Eisner deserved the big bucks

In 1984, when Eisner took command, the “Mouse House” produced only one animated picture every three to five years. Its entire film library had only 158 features, and its single cable channel, the Disney Channel, lost money. In addition, Disney had virtually no income from sales of videos. To keep afloat, the company depended on its amusement parks and its Mickey Mouse licensing. Yet even with these assets Disney had a tax-free cash flow of just $100 million. Its share price, reflecting this precarious financial position, was $1.33 (adjusted for splits).

In 2005, Disney was one of the richest companies in America. Its enterprise value—Wall street’s favored measure of an entertainment company—had increased 32-fold since 1984 and stood at $69 billion. Its tax-free cash flow had increased 29 times, to $2.9 billion. Its film library had grown to 900 features, which were licensed on TV and sold on video and DVD, and its home-entertainment division accounted for nearly one-third of the revenues of the entire industry. Its share price, reflecting this robust health, had risen to $28.25.

Eisner’s success becomes even more impressive when compared with his peers. Between 1984 and 2005, TimeWarner wrote off $99.7 billion; Vivendi-Universal, $40.6 billion; Viacom, $21.2 billion; News Corporation, $7.2 billion; and Sony, $2.7 billion. Among the six companies (“the sexopoly”) that now dominate the TV industry, Disney alone did not write off any loss during this time.

How Did Michael Eisner Make Disney Profitable? – Not with cartoons. By Edward Jay Epstein at Slate.

Bandidas

Steve Zahn says he’s the envy of every man on the planet after spending three days naked with Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek.

Ananova

NewMexiKen doubts that Mr. Zahn is the envy of “every” man on the planet, but I will say this — having the words “naked,” “Penelope Cruz” and “Salma Hayek” in one posting on NewMexiKen is going to increase my internets traffic measurably.

The three were working on the film Bandidas, due out in January.

“[C]ould lead to a 20 per cent increase in the number of great Greek and Roman works in existence”

For more than a century, it has caused excitement and frustration in equal measure – a collection of Greek and Roman writings so vast it could redraw the map of classical civilisation. If only it was legible.

Now, in a breakthrough described as the classical equivalent of finding the holy grail, Oxford University scientists have employed infra-red technology to open up the hoard, known as the Oxyrhynchus Papyri, and with it the prospect that hundreds of lost Greek comedies, tragedies and epic poems will soon be revealed.

In the past four days alone, Oxford’s classicists have used it to make a series of astonishing discoveries, including writing by Sophocles, Euripides, Hesiod and other literary giants of the ancient world, lost for millennia. They even believe they are likely to find lost Christian gospels, the originals of which were written around the time of the earliest books of the New Testament.

The Independent

What he said

The Dow is now about 5% lower than it was five-plus years ago when President Bush was selected and we went to more or less total right-wing Republican control. (This is not to tar all Congressional Republicans as rightwing; but you will not find moderate Republicans in the leadership.)

In that same time, we have also lost the good will of much of the world and added 35% to our national debt.

But at least we got Bin-Laden.

Andrew Tobias

Hmm!

jkottke: In the book, you say “a slight tweak [in incentives] can produce drastic and unforseen results”. If you were the omnipotent leader of the US for a short time, what little tweak might you make to our political, cultural, or economic frameworks to make America better (if you can forgive the subjectivity of that word)?

Levitt: I would start by increasing the IRS budget ten-fold and doing a lot more tax audits. If everyone paid their taxes, tax rates could be much lower and otherwise honest people wouldn’t be tempted to cheat. For some reason, everyone hates the idea. But we can’t all be cheating more than average on our taxes. I think it would be for the better. And after I got done with that, I’d legalize sports betting, and I would also do away with most of the nonsense and hassle that currently goes into airport security.

From exchange between Jason Kottke and Stephen Levitt the economist behind Freakonomics : A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything by Steven D. Levitt, Stephen J. Dubner

“[R]eminded them of the Titanic”

NEW YORK (AP) — Passengers disembarking Monday from a cruise ship that was struck by a freak seven-story-high wave said the stormy weather that smashed windows and sent furniture flying reminded them of the Titanic. …

The 965-foot white ocean liner was sailing back to New York from the Bahamas on Saturday when a storm pounded the vessel with heavy seas, including a rogue 70-foot wave. The wave sent furniture sailing through the air and knocked hot tubs overboard. Some passengers slept in hallways in life jackets.

CNN

Well, yes, except it wasn’t an iceberg and the ship didn’t sink.

50 years ago today

Albert Einstein died. He was 76.

Albert Einstein’s work laid the groundwork for many modern technologies including nuclear weapons and cosmic science.

After his death, Einstein’s brain was removed and preserved for scientific research by Canadian scientists.

It was found that the part of Einstein’s brain responsible for mathematical thought and the ability to think in terms of space and movement was 15% wider than average.

It also lacked a groove which normally runs through this region suggesting that the neurons were able to communicate.

In 1999 Albert Einstein was named “person of the century” by Time magazine.

BBC On This Day

The Diddly Award

THE “I’M NOT A DOCTOR BUT I PLAY ONE ON CAPITOL HILL” AWARD, bestowed for advances in congressional oversight of science. And the nominees are …

Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kan.), who convened a hearing on Internet smut and remained straight-faced while being advised that pornography is a leading cause of breast implants. Later, the abstemious congressman heard how porn causes the “direct release of the most perfect addictive substance.” Say what? “That is,” said one witness, “it causes masturbation, which causes release of the naturally occurring opioids. It does what heroin can’t do, in effect.”

Sen. Bill Frist (R-Tenn.). The retired surgeon relied upon his cardiac training to describe his new strategy for battling Democrats: “I can play hardball as well as anybody,” he told the New York Times. “That’s what I did, cut people’s hearts out.”

Mother Jones

99 years ago today

At 5:12 A.M. on April 18, 1906, an 8.3 magnitude earthquake struck San Francisco. With thousands of un-reinforced brick buildings and closely-spaced wooden Victorian dwellings, the city was poorly prepared for the quake. Collapsed buildings, broken chimneys, and a shortage of water due to broken mains led to several large fires that soon coalesced into a city-wide holocaust. The fire raged for three days, sweeping over nearly a quarter of the city, including the entire downtown area.

Over 3,000 people are estimated to have died as a result of the disaster. For those who survived, the first few weeks were hard; as aid poured in from around the country, thousands slept in tents in city parks, and citizens were asked to do their cooking in the street. A severe shortage of public transportation made a taxicab out of anything on wheels. Numerous businesses relocated temporarily to Oakland, and many refugees found lodgings outside the city. Most of the cities of central California were badly damaged. However, reconstruction proceeded at a furious pace, and by 1908, San Francisco was well on the way to recovery.

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Tuning in

What’s really on President Bush’s iPod:

  • “Head Like a Hole” (Nine Inch Nails)
  • “American Idiot” (Green Day)
  • “Sympathy for the Devil” (The Rolling Stones)
  • “Rock the Casbah” (The Clash)
  • “Ohio” (CSNY)
  • “Girlfriend in a Coma” (The Smiths)
  • “It’s Raining Men” (The Weather Girls)
  • “Just Like Heaven” (The Cure)
  • “Spirit in the Sky” (Norman Greenbaum)
  • “God’s Country” (U2)
  • “Cocaine” (Eric Clapton)
  • “Casey Jones” (Grateful Dead)
  • “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer” (George Thoroughgood)
  • “Lies” (Thompson Twins)
  • “Loser” (Beck)
  • “Big Mouth Strikes Again” (The Smiths)
  • “What a Shame About Me” (Steely Dan)
  • “War” (Edwin Starr)
  • “Poppa Don’t Preach” (Madonna)
  • “Blinded Me with Science” (Thomas Dolby)
  • “Southern Man” (Neil Young)
  • “Sweet Home Alabama” (Lynrd Skynrd)
  • “U.S. Blues” (Grateful Dead)
  • “Straight Outta Compton” (NWA)
  • “Fight the Power” (Public Enemy)

PERRspectives Blog

Why color inside the lines when art has come to this?

BERLIN (Reuters) – A Berlin couple plan to have their first baby at an art gallery, the gallery owner said on Saturday, confirming a newspaper report.

“It’s a gift to humanity, a once in a lifetime thing,” Bild newspaper quoted Winfried Witt, partner of mother-to-be Ramune Gele, as saying.

Johann Novak, manager of the DNA-Galerie in central Berlin, said the artistic couple wanted to challenge conventional norms.

“It’s a bit of test to see if society can cope,” he said in a telephone interview.

About 30 people are expected to attend the birth, scheduled for April 24. They would be told to come to the gallery as soon as the 27-year-old Gele’s contractions became regular, Witt was quoted as saying.

Reuters

If your health insurance won’t cover it, maybe your fire insurance will

SEATTLE (Reuters) – Seattle police launched an investigation on Friday to determine how a patient undergoing emergency heart surgery caught on fire at a local hospital in 2003.

The male patient, who was not identified, went up in flames after alcohol poured on his skin was ignited by a surgical instrument.

The patient died after the surgery but that was due to heart failure and not the fire, said Dr. Robert Caplan, medical quality director of Virginia Mason.

Caplan said fires are known to occur in operating rooms although they were extremely rare.

The two-year-old incident became publicly known after an anonymous letter sent to the media mentioned it as a sign of unsafe health care at the hospital, and said the patient burned to death.

Caplan strongly disputed its contents. “That letter is factually incorrect,” he said.

Reuters

Hey, it’s National Park Week

National parks are the best idea we ever had,” wrote famed western author Wallace Stegner. “Absolutely American, absolutely democratic, they reflect us at our best rather than our worst.”

What began as a uniquely American idea with the creation of Yellowstone as the world’s first national park in 1872 has been exported, adapted and adopted worldwide in the decades that followed.

“American’s Gift To The World” is the theme of National Park Week, celebrated the week of April 18-24, 2005.

The week-long celebration will kick off Monday, April 18th with the dedication of the Yosemite Falls Restoration Project, the largest public/private partnership project ever undertaken in Yosemite National Park. The event celebrates the completion of a ten year, $13.5 million dollar effort enhancing protection of and improving visitor access to the Lower Yosemite Falls area.

A variety of events will be held at national parks across the nation during the week including the 35th anniversary of Earth Day.

The celebration will conclude in Albuquerque, New Mexico with ceremony recognizing the Superintendent of Petroglyph National Monument. Dr. Joseph P. Sanchez will be presented with the Medalla del Merito Civil, an honor conferred by the King of Spain, in recognition of this life-long accomplishments promoting Spanish Colonial heritage.

National Park Service press release

Nuclear fried chicken

A once secret plan to build a nuclear landmine ‘run’ by live chickens has gone on public display for the first time at The National Archives, Kew, as part of the acclaimed Secret State Exhibition.

Conceived during the Cold War, the seven tonne device was the size of small truck and was designed to be buried or submerged by a British Army retreating from Soviet forces. The landmine had a plutonium core surrounded by high explosive and would have been detonated by remote control or timer, causing mass destruction and contamination over a wide area to prevent subsequent enemy occupation.

Scientists working on the project realised that the bomb could fail in winter if vital components become too cold, so they explored ways of keeping the inner workings warm. One proposal put forward consisted of filling the casing of the nuke with live chickens, who would give off sufficient heat, prior to suffocating or starving to death, to keep the delicate explosive mechanism from freezing. Despite the potential importance of chickens to the project, the mine was codenamed ‘Blue Peacock’.

The National Archives United Kingdom

Link via Dave Barry