Presidential succession

  1. The Vice President Richard Cheney
  2. Speaker of the House John Dennis Hastert
  3. President pro tempore of the Senate Ted Stevens (age 82)
  4. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
  5. Secretary of the Treasury John Snow
  6. Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld
  7. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
  8. Secretary of the Interior Gale A. Norton

G.O.P. to W.: You’re Nuts!

Maureen Dowd in Wednesday’s Times:

Maybe it’s corporate racial profiling, but I don’t want foreign companies, particularly ones with links to 9/11, running American ports.

What kind of empire are we if we have to outsource our coastline to a group of sheiks who don’t recognize Israel, in a country where money was laundered for the 9/11 attacks? And that let A. Q. Kahn, the Pakistani nuclear scientist, smuggle nuclear components through its port to Libya, North Korea and Iran?

It’s mind-boggling that President Bush ever agreed to let an alliance of seven emirs be in charge of six of our ports. Although, as usual, Incurious George didn’t even know about it until after the fact. (Neither did Rummy, even though he heads one of the agencies that green-lighted the deal.)

Job security — invite the President

William Neikirk writes in the Chicago Tribune’s Washington blog: “Sometimes a visit by a president can change a lot of things — such as keeping your job. Just ask some 32 people who had been fired last week from their high-paying positions at the National Renewable Energy Laboratory in Golden, Colo.”It appeared that all was lost for these workers until President Bush decided to visit the laboratory on Tuesday to promote his proposals for renewable energy (which will require a good bit of new research by this very institution). “Suddenly, the earth moved. Suddenly, sympathy for the plight of these victims soared. Suddenly, it dawned on someone in the White House that the president might be coming to Colorado with a mixed message, talking about the promise of renewable energy while slashing some of the very people working on it.”

Dan Froomkin

Read this and then tell your Congress people how you feel

From Jane Hamsher at firedoglake:

I don’t know if anyone remembers the ABC news story from September, 2002 when they tested the security of American ports by attempting — with frightening success — to smuggle depleted uranium into the country via the port of New York. They did the same thing again, this time through the port of Los Angeles, in 2003.

One would think that the response of a Homeland Security Department that actually cared about protecting the country from the great fear they are always so quick invoke would be to take measures to make sure that the ports were strengthened such that real terrorists who actually attempted this could not succeed.

What did the Bush administration do?

They began an investigation of ABC news for violation of felony smuggling laws. Intimidate the whistleblowers. It’s the mafia’s stock in trade, too.

I remember this very clearly because it really terrified me. One of the reasons I really came to admire John Kerry was due to the fact that he had an actual plan (can you imagine) to strengthen the big holes in the US port security system. Because contrary to what wingnuttia would have you believe, liberals don’t want to hand over the US to the terrorists. We just want real measures to be taken to secure the country, as opposed to the millions upon millions of dollars wasted in meaningless measures that do nothing to protect national security while a lot of empty rhetoric masks the true intent their efforts: namely, funnel big bucks to your buddy. Then they stomp around and pretend like they actually did something.

Anyone who thinks that BushCo. has done more to make this country secure isn’t “tough on terror.” They’re just a bunch of marks.

Now George Bush wants rake in the big bucks by outsourcing control of our ports to a country that has been a key transfer point for illegal shipments of nuclear components to Iran, North Korea and Lybia, and he’s so accustomed to screaming “look fast, the boogyman’s over there!” while he lifts your wallet he thinks nobody will notice this time either.

Is the the game finally over? Are the Bush cultists finally coming to realize what we’ve known all along — that this bunch of crooks is all about making money and only about making money, national security be damned?

Let’s hope so, because the wingnuts have been the major impediment to true national security for years. It’s high time the scales fell off their eyes for all our sakes.

If you don’t know what this is all about, the Bush Administration is proposing to contract the management of six American ports to a company from the United Arab Emirates. Bush, who has vetoed not one bill in more than five years, promised today to veto any attempt by Congress to undermine this deal.

The Genographic Project

Two months ago my father told me that he had just sent a cheek swab sample to the National Geographic Genographic Project, which, at the time, I had never heard of. To have the website tell it, the goal of the project is to “understand the human journey — where we came from and how we got to where we live today.” The data collected “will map world migratory patterns dating back some 150,000 years and will fill in the huge gaps in our knowledge of humankind’s migratory history.”

The participation kit is only $100 and it’s money well spent if you ask me.

Read what Justin Blanton’s father found out.

I’m sorry

… I know this isn’t the kind of high-quality blogging you expect from NewMexiKen. But a laugh is a laugh and this made me laugh.

Chick: …And she just lets him in!

Guy: And you’re asleep?

Chick: I’m asleep, and he comes over, and she opens the door for him.

Guy: And she leaves?

Chick: Yeah! So we’re alone, right, and he comes and, like, crawls into bed with me!

Guy: Whoa.

Chick: And I sleep naked, right?

Guy: Right.

Chick: So I’m like, what the fuck?

Guy: You should fire her as a roommate.

Chick: Naw, it sort of turned out all right.

–Brittany Hall Residence elevator, East 10th Street

Overheard in New York

Court Allows Church’s Hallucinogenic Tea

The Supreme Court ruled unanimously Tuesday that a small congregation in New Mexico may use hallucinogenic tea as part of a four-hour ritual intended to connect with God.

Justices, in their first religious freedom decision under Chief Justice John Roberts, moved decisively to keep the government out of a church’s religious practice. Federal drug agents should have been barred from confiscating the hoasca tea of the Brazil-based church, Roberts wrote in the decision.

AP via The Washington Post

Praise the Lord.

23 real simple steps to making your Internet life much better

From the Chicago Tribune:

OK, come along folks.

It’s time to take your relationship with the Internet to the next level, and I’m here to tell you how to do it in 23 short, easy steps (see below) with as little jargon as possible.

Those who already use “feed” technology should just move on along, as there’s nothing new for you here.

The rest of you, who may have heard of “feeds” but been put off by those geeky letters people throw around when talking about it and felt confused about where and how to start, welcome.

Vicksburg National Military Park (Mississippi)

Vicksburg

Vicksburg National Military Park was established by Congress on February 21, 1899, to commemorate one of the most decisive battles of the American Civil War, the campaign, siege and defense of Vicksburg.

The Vicksburg campaign was waged from March 29 to July 4, 1863. It included battles in west-central Mississippi at Port Gibson, Raymond, Jackson, Champion Hill, Big Black River and 47 days of Union siege operations against Confederate forces defending the city of Vicksburg. Located high on the bluffs, Vicksburg was a fortress guarding the Mississippi River. It was known as “The Gibraltar of the Confederacy.” Its surrender on July 4, 1863, coupled with the fall of Port Hudson, Louisiana, divided the South, and gave the North undisputed control of the Mississippi River.

Today, the battlefield at Vicksburg is in an excellent state of preservation. It includes 1,325 historic monuments and markers, 20 miles of reconstructed trenches and earthworks, a 16 mile tour road, antebellum home, 144 emplaced cannon, restored Union gunboat-USS Cairo, and the Vicksburg National Cemetery.

Vicksburg National Military Park

Detained for receipt check

Earlier today NewMexiKen read a report by an individual who — several years ago — essentially refused a Best Buy Receipt Check. He was challenged repeatedly to the point of having his car blocked from leaving. His report led to an apology from Best Buy and correspondence from others interested in the issue.

According to the author, a store has no legal right to check your receipt. Once you pay for an item it is yours and you may leave the premises. Any attempt to detain you can only be based on an accusation of shoplifting. And, of course, a false accusation of shoplifting is cause for a tort. (NewMexiKen wonders whether a membership store such as Costco has a different legal standing to check receipts. I was pursued at Costco once for blowing off the receipt check.)

I’ve been kind of bored lately and I have business to transact at Best Buy. I think I’ll experiment.

Nine Lives

NewMexiKen enjoyed the film Nine Lives last evening. As the title suggests, the film touches on the relationships of nine characters, all women. It does so in nine separate, and essentially unrelated vignettes. Indeed, the movie is like watching nine short stories — and, as is often the case with short stories, the viewer feels as if they’ve entered each story in the middle. Moreso, one feels as if they’re leaving in the middle, too.

The nine lives include performances by such stars as Robin Wright Penn, Holly Hunter, Sissy Spacek and Glenn Close.

Good. Provocative. Recommended.

Looking out for our best interests

The following happened in the United States of America on Feb. 9 of this year.

The scene is the Little Falls branch of the Montgomery County Public Library in Bethesda, Md. Business is going on as usual when two men in uniform stride into the main reading room and call for attention. Then they make an announcement: It is forbidden to use the library’s computers to view Internet pornography.

As people are absorbing this, one of the men challenges a patron about a Web site he is visiting and asks the man to step outside. At this point, a librarian intervenes and calls the uniformed men aside. A police officer is summoned. The men leave. It turns out they are employees of the county’s Department of Homeland Security and were operating way outside their authority.

From a column by Leonard Pitts

Any use of the term “homeland” just makes NewMexiKen shiver.

The Benefits of Bozo

From Slate, Proof that TV doesn’t harm kids. It’s a brief article worth reading but here’s the key finding:

They looked for evidence that greater exposure to television lowered test scores. They found none. After controlling for socioeconomic status, there were no significant test-score differences between kids who lived in cities that got TV earlier as opposed to later, or between kids of pre- and post-TV-age cohorts. Nor did the kids differ significantly in the amount of homework they did, dropout rates, or the wages they eventually made. If anything, the data revealed a small positive uptick in test scores for kids who got to watch more television when they were young.

Thanks to Veronica for the link.