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NewMexiKen’s allergies are so bad, it’s as if I were crying full time. As a result, when I see something mildly interesting on the internets I think, “Wow, that’s so funny it made me cry,” or “Wow, that’s so touching it made me cry,” or even “Wow, that’s so aggravating it made me cry.”

I fear I’ve been posting a lot of stuff here that probably isn’t that good — unless, maybe your allergies are making you cry too.

This one didn’t make my eyes water (though it’s still interesting):

During my 23 years with The Times’ sports department, I have held a wide variety of roles and titles. Tennis writer. Angels beat reporter. Olympics writer. Essayist. Sports media critic. NFL columnist. Recent keeper of the Morning Briefing flame.

Today I leave for a few weeks’ vacation, and when I return, I will come back in yet another incarnation.

As Christine.

Old Mike, new Christine

But this did.

I learned this afternoon that a high school classmate that I’d had a huge crush on died recently. I never asked her out and rarely even spoke to her during four years, but I thought of her just yesterday.

Damn allergies.

MLB Credits Hank Aaron With 50 Lost Home Runs

MILWAUKEE—In what Major League Baseball officials are calling a “long overdue correction of a gross oversight,” Commissioner Bud Selig announced Tuesday the discovery that Hall of Famer Hank Aaron had in fact accumulated 50 previously unaccounted-for home runs during his illustrious 22-year baseball career, bringing his once record total of 755 to an even higher 805 and putting the all-time home-run record perhaps forever out of reach.

The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Works for me.

Rodrigo y Gabriela

From a review of their album at allmusic:

He was able to help them record a studio album that captured the sheer orgiastic excitement of their live gigs, hence this self-titled puppy that debuted in the Irish charts at number one. Uh-huh. It’s true that Ireland’s not a big place, but when, when, have you ever heard of an instrumental recording by a Mexican duo hitting the number one spot in such a place? What’s more, the disc has a buzz on Yank shores as well and with good reason. These nine cuts have nothing to do with nuevo flamenco or any of that new agey stuff: this is smoke and fire music, it burns across genres and traditions like a demented passion spirit that takes no prisoners–and we can thank the gods for heavy metal in this instance at least. This set slashes like a stiletto; it’s fine and precise; it leaves no scars. The dynamic range of this music is startling. It is both ancient and futuristic, carnally frenetic and romantically seductive, artfully — and even spiritually — played yet drenched in the vulgarity of street life. It is the work of two young masters who are still striving to learn and incorporate more without sacrificing beauty, pathos, and tradition.

iTunes album link. Or get it at Amazon for $9.99, I did. Rodrigo y Gabriela (with Bonus DVD)

Breaking: Being Smart Doesn’t Make You Rich

Having a high IQ isn’t money in the bank, according to new research that shows smarter doesn’t necessarily mean richer.

A nationwide study shows people of below average and average intelligence are just as wealthy as those in similar circumstances with higher IQs.

In fact, researchers say the highly intelligent may be more prone to financial troubles.

WebMD

Best line of the day, so far

I would be quite content to go to their children’s bar mitzvahs, to marvel at their Gothic cathedrals, to “respect” their belief that the Koran was dictated, though exclusively in Arabic, to an illiterate merchant, or to interest myself in Wicca and Hindu and Jain consolations. And as it happens, I will continue to do this without insisting on the polite reciprocal condition—which is that they in turn leave me alone.

Christopher Hitchens in an excerpt from his new book, God Is Not Great.

The Big 2.5’s Fleet Sales Fiasco

Maybe it’s just the native Detroiter in me, but I found this at The Truth About Cars interesting:

From September 2006 to February 2007, Chrysler (division) offloaded 48.5 percent of its total sales to the fleets, while 32.1 percent of The Dodge Boys’ sales went to the same market. And even though GM overall has cut back on fleet sales, 44.9 percent of Pontiac’s and 29.6 percent of Chevrolet’s total sales ended up in fleets. Ford (the division) off-loaded fully one-third of their total sales to the fleets, with half of that number going to rental companies.

The problem with this business model is that all these sales to fleets (Hertz, Avis, etc.) put a lot of used cars on the market quickly:

With this many vehicles still flowing into the fleet market, destined to reemerge at auctions, Chrysler, Pontiac, Chevrolet and Ford will have a tough time convincing retail customers to pay full whack for vehicles facing epic depreciation.

‘Intelligent’ life, that’s the problem

Scott Adams has a plan for that newly discovered planet.

We don’t know if the planet already has life. I suggest we play God and put some there. 20.5 light years is too long for human travel, but we could place some hearty bacteria and whatnot in a probe and fire it in that direction. If there isn’t already life on Gliese 581 C, the bacteria and whatnot can evolve into zebras and Creationists over time. If there already is life on the planet, our bacteria and whatnot will probably infect them and wipe out their civilization. So we might want to put a Mars license plate on the probe.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be

When you read “The Merchant of Venice” was it Shylock you admired? Here’s your chance to invest your money at a little higher interest rate.

Who can borrow?

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Is it guaranteed?

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Prosper, the online marketplace for people-to-people lending.

The College of William and Mary in Virginia

Jill and Emily, official daughters of NewMexiKen, are rightfully proud of their alma mater, The College of William and Mary. It’s America’s second oldest college (after that one in Massachusetts), granted its charter by King William III and Queen Mary II in 1693. Other alumni in addition to Jill and Emily include Thomas Jefferson and Jon Stewart.

And the campus has a famous visitor next week.

On April 25th

Egbert Roscoe Murrow was born on this date in 1908. He died in 1965.

A Murrow radio report from a bombing raid over Berlin (he made 25 bombing runs):

The clouds were gone and the sticks of incendiaries from the preceding waves made the place look like a badly laid out city with the streetlights on. The small incendiaries were going down like a fistful of white rice thrown on a piece of black velvet. As Jock hauled the Dog up again, I was thrown to the other side of the cockpit, and there below were more incendiaries, glowing white and then turning red. The cookies—the four-thousand-pound high explosives—were bursting below like great sunflowers gone mad. And then, as we started down again, still held in the lights, I remembered the Dog still had one of those cookies and a whole basket of incendiaries in its belly, and the lights still held us. And I was very frightened.

The above from a fine article last year by Nicholas Lehmann in The New Yorker.

Ella Fitzgerald
was born in Newport News, Virginia, on this date in 1918. Scott Yanow’s essay for the All Music Guide is first rate. It begins:

“The First Lady of Song,” Ella Fitzgerald was arguably the finest female jazz singer of all time (although some may vote for Sarah Vaughan or Billie Holiday). Blessed with a beautiful voice and a wide range, Fitzgerald could outswing anyone, was a brilliant scat singer, and had near-perfect elocution; one could always understand the words she sang. The one fault was that, since she always sounded so happy to be singing, Fitzgerald did not always dig below the surface of the lyrics she interpreted and she even made a downbeat song such as “Love for Sale” sound joyous. However, when one evaluates her career on a whole, there is simply no one else in her class.

There are many great Fitzgerald CDs but an excellent, inexpensive place to start is The Best of the Song Books.

Albert Nelson was born on this date in 1923 (he died in 1992). We know him as Albert King.

Albert King is truly a “King of the Blues,” although he doesn’t hold that title (B.B. does). Along with B.B. and Freddie King, Albert King is one of the major influences on blues and rock guitar players. Without him, modern guitar music would not sound as it does — his style has influenced both black and white blues players from Otis Rush and Robert Cray to Eric Clapton and Stevie Ray Vaughan. It’s important to note that while almost all modern blues guitarists seldom play for long without falling into a B.B. King guitar cliché, Albert King never does — he’s had his own style and unique tone from the beginning.

Albert King plays guitar left-handed, without re-stringing the guitar from the right-handed setup; this “upside-down” playing accounts for his difference in tone, since he pulls down on the same strings that most players push up on when bending the blues notes. King’s massive tone and totally unique way of squeezing bends out of a guitar string has had a major impact. (All Music)

April 25th is the birthday

… of Jerry Leiber. He’s 74. Leiber and partner Mike Stoller are in the Rock and Roll and Songwriters halls of fame.

By the time they were 20, in just three years of working together, their early songs had been recorded by a collection of true all-stars in the rhythm and blues genre including Jimmy Witherspoon, Little Esther, Amos Milburn, Charles Brown, Little Willie Littlefield, Bull Moose Jackson, Linda Hopkins, Ray Charles and Willie Mae (Big Mama) Thornton who actually first recorded “Hound Dog” in 1952. Atlantic Records executives, Ahmet Ertegun and Jerry Wexler among them, were impressed, and in 1955 signed Leiber and Stoller to the first independent production deal, forever changing the course of production in the record industry.

For the next decade, well into the late ’60s the hits of Leiber and Stoller were constantly at the top of the charts, including the memorable “Stand By Me,” “Spanish Harlem” and “I (Who Have Nothing),” by Ben E. King; “On Broadway,” “Dance With Me” and “Drip Drop” by The Drifters; LaVern Baker’s “Saved” and Ruth Brown’s “Lucky Lips.”

During this same productive period, there were other Leiber and Stoller smashes, including “Love Potion #9,” by The Clovers, “Only In America” by Jay and The Americans, “I Keep Forgettin,” by Chuck Jackson, Wilbert Harrison’s “Kansas City,” The Drifters’ “There Goes My Baby” and “Fools Fall In Love,” “Black Denim Trousers and Motorcycle Boots” by The Cheers and “Ruby Baby” by Dion DiMucci. [And virtually everything by The Coasters.]

Following the triumph of “Hound Dog,” Elvis Presley actually went on to record more than 20 Leiber and Stoller songs, including such highlights as “Loving You,” “Bossa Nova Baby,” “She’s Not You” and “Santa Claus Is Back In Town.” [And “Jailhouse Rock.”]

The true diversity of the pairs of talent came into full bloom with the genre-bending song “Is That All There Is,” recorded by (Miss) Peggy Lee in 1969, which prompted music critic Bob Palmer’s comment, “the golden age of rock and roll has come to an end.”

Songwriters Hall of Fame

… of Al Pacino. The 8-time Oscar nominee is 67. He won for Scent of a Woman, but not for The Godfather or Godfather II. Pacino was nominated for a supporting actor Oscar for the first Godfather, which seems odd until one remembers that Caan and Duvall were also nominated for supporting and Brando won for lead.

… of another Godfather cast member Talia Shire. She’s 61 today. Connie Corleone-Rizzi in the Godfather movies, Miss Shire was Adrian in the Rocky films. She was nominated for the best supporting actress Oscar for Godfather II (1974) and for the best actress Oscar for Rocky (1976). Talia Shire’s actual name is Talia Rose Coppola. She is the sister of director Francis Ford Coppola, which makes her the aunt of Sofia Coppola (daughter of Francis Coppola) and the aunt of Nicolas Cage (son of another Coppola brother).

… of Agador Spartacus. He’s 43 today. So are Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum, Professor Frink, Comic Book Guy and Dr. Nick Riviera. All are played by the multi-talented Hank Azaria, who was born on this date in 1964. Agador Spartacus is the Guatemalan houseboy in The Birdcage. Azaria appeared on Friends six times and 13 times on Mad About You.

… of Renee Zellweger, 38. Twice nominated for best actress, Miss Zellweger won the Oscar for a supporting role in Cold Mountain (without her that film would have died of its own weight). She was born in Katy, Texas, but her parents were born in Switzerland and Norway.

… of Earl Hickey. Earl’s name isn’t Earl at all, it’s Jason Lee and he’s 37 today.

… of Tim Duncan. He’s 31.

Stuff

Guardian Unlimited has a column by Naomi Wolf that notes that from “Hitler to Pinochet and beyond, history shows there are certain steps that any would-be dictator must take to destroy constitutional freedoms. And…George Bush and his administration seem to be taking them all.”

Slate Magazine has a column by Jack Shafer that takes a less worshipful view of David Halberstam. NewMexiKen tends to agree that Halberstam desperately needed a good editor. I began many of his books over the decades and believe I only finished one of them. Halberstam was the James Michener of non-fiction.

Which is not to detract from Halberstam’s willingness to dig deep and tell truth to power, something few if any journalists do today. See Glenn Greenwald’s tribute.

At Swampland Joe Klein translates Darth Cheney.

It’s snowing

. . . not far from Casa NewMexiKen, though well above freezing down here at 6,000 feet. A day more wintry than spring-like in any case.

Last night I read my third detective novel in the past few days, this time Vendetta: An Aurelio Zen Mystery by Michael Dibdin. This was the most complex of the three books and surely the most compelling narrative. It’s set in Rome and Sardinia.

NewMexiKen saw The Good Shepherd on DVD over the weekend. It’s a story about the foundings of the modern American intelligence service — OSS during World War II, the CIA after. The film centers on Edward Bell Wilson as the head of covert activities during the 1961 disaster at the Bay of Pigs. In flashbacks we learn how Wilson got to that point.

It’s a good film telling a good story. Matt Damon as Wilson is OK; I am just not a big Damon fan. He doesn’t seem to age when he needs to in a part. Damon is much better in roles where he is a guy in his twenties, now thirties. Angelina Jolie does surprising work as Wilson’s wife. Others include Alec Baldwin, William Hurt, and Robert DeNiro (who directed the film). In minor parts are Keir Dullea and Timothy Hutton.