Author: NewMexiKen
I got nothing
Bernadette Peters is 60 today. John Turturro is 51.
Colorado Territory was organized on this date in 1861 and New Mexico lost from the present boundary to the Rio Grande on the west and the Arkansas River on the north, namely the San Luis Valley and some fourteeners. Bastards.
The Baltimore & Ohio Railroad was chartered 181 years ago — but I’ve written about that every year.
James Watson and Francis Crick discovered the structure of DNA 55 years ago today.
The “virgen de guadalupe” is the top search item today.
Maybe I should take some time off. That always motivates me. Wink. Wink.
Go directly to jail
The Washington Post, among others, reports that:
“More than one in 100 adult Americans is in jail or prison, an all-time high that is costing state governments nearly $50 billion a year, in addition to more than $5 billion spent by the federal government ….”
What’s interesting about this is, according to historian Gordon S. Wood:
“Traditionally accused criminals were held in jail only until they went to trial; then if convicted they were fined, whipped, mutilated, or executed, but not incarcerated.” Wood points out that debtors were the sole exception. “But actions for debt could send the debtor to prison where he languished….”
I like the traditional approach better than the current approach.
The Wood quotation is from “Debt and Democracy” in the June 12, 2003, issue of The New York Review of Books.
Just askin’
Who is older — John McCain’s oldest child, Sidney, or Michelle Obama?
Who is taller — John McCain or Hillary Clinton?
Best reprised line of the day, so far
“The sentence for attempted murder should be the same as for successful murder. Otherwise we’re just rewarding incompetence.”
Scott Adams quoting a reader of his blog. First posted here two years ago today.
Blessing the Good
Barack is a Semitic word meaning “to bless” as a verb or “blessing” as a noun. In its Hebrew form, barak, it is found all through the Bible. It first occurs in Genesis 1:22 — “And God blessed (ḇāreḵə) them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.”
. . .Now let us take the name “Hussein.” It is from the Semitic word hasan, meaning “good” or “handsome.” Husayn is the diminutive, affectionate form.
Barack Obama’s middle name is in honor of his grandfather, Hussein, a secular resident of Nairobi, Kenya. Americans may think of Saddam Hussein when they hear the name, but that is like thinking of Stalin when you hear the name Joseph. There have been lots of Husseins in history, from the grandson of the prophet Mohammed, a hero who touched the historian Gibbon, to King Hussein of Jordan, one of America’s most steadfast allies in the 20th century. The author of the beloved American novel “The Kite Runner” is Khaled Hosseini.
But in Obama’s case, it is just a reference to his grandfather.
My middle name is from my grandfather. (1) I’m happy for the connection. (2) I had nothing to do with getting the name. (3) I suspect Barack Obama did not choose his name either.
For the record, McCain’s middle name is Sidney. That’s his father and grandfather’s middle name.
And “W” in Bush’s middle name stands for Walker, his grandmother’s maiden name.
Best line of the day, so far
What bothered the chief justice was that Exxon was being ordered to pay $2.5 billion — roughly three weeks’ worth of profits — for destroying a long swath of the Alaska coastline in the largest oil spill in American history.
“So what can a corporation do to protect itself against punitive-damages awards such as this?” Roberts asked in court.
The lawyer arguing for the Alaska fishermen affected by the spill, Jeffrey Fisher, had an idea. “Well,” he said, “it can hire fit and competent people.”
Best line of the day, so far
“All I am doing is following what to me is the clear wording of the First Amendment that ‘Congress shall make no law . . . abridging the freedom of speech or of the press.’ As I have said innumerable times before, I simply believe that ‘no law’ means no law.”
Justice Hugo Black, born on this date in 1886.
Best line of the day, so far
“I’ll be ever’where—wherever you look. Wherever they’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever they’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. If Casy knowed, why, I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad an’—I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry an’ they know supper’s ready. An’ when our folks eat the stuff they raise an’ live in the houses they build—why, I’ll be there. See?”
Tom Joad, The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck, born on this date in 1902.
OK, OK this is absolutely the last item about this year’s Oscars
Guess which party?
“Not only was I football player, but I also was in social studies class, and I have a passion for how this country works.”
Former Mizzou and NFL player Brock Olivo in announcing his run for congress.
STLtoday has the story. (And blogs everywhere have the quote.)
Reality TV
NewMexiKen has come up with a sure-fired idea for a new reality TV series. I don’t want to give too much away while I search for backers, but what I’m thinking is a combination of “Cops” and “Supernanny.” This supernanny will prowl high schools, movie theater lobbies and, of course, malls looking for unruly teenagers.
Big deal you say. Ah, yes, but here’s the attraction. Starring as the supernanny will be Javier Bardem in his Oscar-winning characterization of Anton Chigurh.
Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it
Last week’s New Yorker had an important article about America’s invasion of the Philippines and the use of water torture — the “water cure” it was called.
Some background — because most of us learned the Spanish-American war was mostly about remembering the Maine (in Havana) and Admiral Dewey in Manila Bay.
U.S. forces seized Manila from Spain—keeping the army of their ostensible ally Aguinaldo from entering the city—and President William McKinley refused to recognize Filipino claims to independence, pushing his negotiators to demand that Spain cede sovereignty over the islands to the United States, while talking about Filipinos’ need for “benevolent assimilation.” Aguinaldo and some of his advisers, who had been inspired by the United States as a model republic and had greeted its soldiers as liberators, became increasingly suspicious of American motivations. When, after a period of mounting tensions, a U.S. sentry fired on Filipino soldiers outside Manila in February, 1899, the second war erupted, just days before the Senate ratified a treaty with Spain securing American sovereignty over the islands in exchange for twenty million dollars. In the next three years, U.S. troops waged a war to “free” the islands’ population from the regime that Aguinaldo had established. The conflict cost the lives of hundreds of thousands of Filipinos and about four thousand U.S. soldiers.
Go read Paul Kramer’s history of what followed. The parallels are striking.
Kramer is an associate professor of history at the University of Iowa.
The care & maintenance of the after-50 athlete
The athlete in this case being Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
State Flag Swatches
Another fun challenge from mental_floss.
Match ten swatches from state flags with the state name.
Best line of the day, so far
“Yesterday, Jamie Lynn Spears got her high school diploma after passing the G.E.D. exam. As a result, in the Spears family, Jamie Lynn is now known as ‘The Professor.'”
Cooper Union
Abraham Lincoln, a one-term former congressman, spoke in at the Cooper Union in New York City on this date in 1860. Many think Lincoln’s “Cooper Union Address” propelled him to the presidency.
American Rhetoric has the speech text, and the audio of a reading in 2004 by Sam Waterston. Lincoln concluded:
Wrong as we think slavery is, we can yet afford to let it alone where it is, because that much is due to the necessity arising from its actual presence in the nation; but can we, while our votes will prevent it, allow it to spread into the National Territories, and to overrun us here in these Free States? If our sense of duty forbids this, then let us stand by our duty, fearlessly and effectively. Let us be diverted by none of those sophistical contrivances wherewith we are so industriously plied and belabored – contrivances such as groping for some middle ground between the right and the wrong, vain as the search for a man who should be neither a living man nor a dead man – such as a policy of “don’t care” on a question about which all true men do care – such as Union appeals beseeching true Union men to yield to Disunionists, reversing the divine rule, and calling, not the sinners, but the righteous to repentance – such as invocations to Washington, imploring men to unsay what Washington said, and undo what Washington did.
Neither let us be slandered from our duty by false accusations against us, nor frightened from it by menaces of destruction to the Government nor of dungeons to ourselves. Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.
NewMexiKen likes that line — “contrivances such as groping for some middle ground between the right and the wrong.”
Scott Momaday
Pulitzer Prize-winner Scott Momaday is 74 today. He was presented with the National Medal of Arts last year. At first I wasn’t going to reprise this excerpt from House Made of Dawn, but it’s so lovely.
The Navajo Ben Benally remembers a snow-filled day:
And afterward, when you brought the sheep back, your grandfather had filled the barrel with snow and there was plenty of water again. But he took you to the trading post anyway, because you were little and had looked forward to it. There were people inside, a lot of them, because there was a big snow on the ground and they needed things and they wanted to stand around and smoke and talk about the weather. You were little and there was a lot to see, and all of it was new and beautiful: bright new buckets and tubs, saddles and ropes, hats and shirts and boots, a big glass case all filled with candy. Frazer was the trader’s name. He gave you a piece of hard red candy and laughed because you couldn’t make up your mind to take it at first, and you wanted it so much you didn’t know what to do. And he gave your grandfather some tobacco and brown paper. And when he had smoked, your grandfather talked to the trader for a long time and you didn’t know what they were saying and you just looked around at all the new and beautiful things. And after a while the trader put some things out on the counter, sacks of flour and sugar, a slab of salt pork, some canned goods, and a little bag full of the hard red candy. And your grandfather took off one of his rings and gave it to the trader. It was a small green stone, set carelessly in thin silver. It was new and it wasn’t worth very much, not all the trader gave for it anyway. And the trader opened one of the cans, a big can of whole tomatoes, and your grandfather sprinkled sugar on the tomatoes and the two of you ate them right there and drank bottles of sweet red soda pop. And it was getting late and you rode home in the sunset and the whole land was cold and white. And that night your grandfather hammered the strips of silver and told you stories in the firelight. And you were little and right there in the center of everything, the sacred mountains, the snow-covered mountains and the hills, the gullies and the flats, the sundown and the night, everything—where you were little, where you were and had to be.
February 27th
Two oldies, but goodies, and one oldie, but no longer so goody, share this birthday.
Academy Award winning actress Joanne Woodward is 78 today. Miss Woodward won the best actress Oscar for The Three Faces of Eve (1957). She was nominated for best actress three other times. Woodward and Paul Newman celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary last month.
Two-time Academy Award winning actress Elizabeth Taylor is 76 today. Miss Taylor won best actress Oscars for Butterfield 8 (1960) and Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966).
Ralph Nader is 74.
Among others having a birthday today are Chelsea Clinton, 28, and Josh Groban, 27.
Striking the pose
The Best Place In the World
Functional Ambivalent is ready to relocate to the perfect place.
Arlington, Oregon, recalled its mayor yesterday for posing for racy MySpace pictures in her underwear. Not every mayor could pull that off, but Mayor Carmen Kontur-Gronquist did, convincingly.
While the underwear controversy sparked the recall effort, the voters were disgruntled for other reasons as well. For example: there is the matter of the management of the Arlington Municipal Golf Course. To save money, the mayor had cut two people from the course’s maintenance staff.
So, to recap: a town where the mayor looks great posing in frilly underthings has a political uprising over how often the local golf course staff rakes the traps. I’m moving there next week.
But actually it isn’t just the attractions of Arlington. Tom may need to get out of town to escape his pending embarassment. Read about how No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.
He makes me want to Ralph
Losers
Princess Sparkle Pony’s Photo Blog has some suggestions for additional Florida Confederate Heritage license plates after a Florida legislator introduced the idea.
Here’s his, but go see the others.

You’d think the bastards would want to play down the fact that in that particular rebellion THEY LOST.
Link via Crooks and Liars.
How Do We Defeat Tim Russert?
“Judging by their silly questions tonight, Russert and Williams obviously know nothing about health care policy, Iraq, Islamic terrorism, economics, global trade or any other subject that requires more than five minutes study to come up with some gotcha question or a stupid Jack Bauer fantasy. It’s embarrassing.”
digby, as always, right on. She’s reacting to the Clinton-Obama debate tonight in Cleveland. She has more. Go read it.
Josh Marshall called it “Russert’s run of shame.”
America’s 50 Greenest Cities
Popular Science rates cities for environmental quality.
We used raw data from the U.S. Census Bureau and the National Geographic Society’s Green Guide, which collected survey data and government statistics for American cities of over 100,000 people in more than 30 categories, including air quality, electricity use and transportation habits.
Albuquerque is 16th. Portland, Oregon, is number one.
Link via Coyote Gulch.