March 16th

Today is the birthday

… of Jerry Lewis. He’s 84.

… of Erik Estrada of ”CHiPS.” Ponch is 61.

… of Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli’s son Wolfgang Van Halen. He’s 19.

The individual most responsible for the U.S. Constitution was born on this date in 1751. That’s James Madison.

“No government any more than an individual will long be respected without being truly respectable.”

Chilling

I’m watching a movie late last night, stretched out on the bed. I keep a Pendleton Indian blanket on the bed, usually folded over the footboard, mostly as decor. But sometimes — like when I’m watching a movie — I’ll pull it around me to keep warm. Last night was one of those times.

The movie was Skins, set on the modern Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota. A character dies and there is a scene at his service, with the actor laid out in the coffin — wrapped in a Pendleton Indian blanket.

Same blanket.

Brrr.

The Cove

I watched the Oscar-winning documentary The Cove this evening.

The Cove follows an elite team of activists, filmmakers and freedivers as they embark on a covert mission to penetrate a remote and hidden cove in Taiji, Japan, shining a light on a dark and deadly secret. Utilizing state-of-the-art techniques, including hidden microphones and cameras in fake rocks, the team uncovers how this small seaside village serves as a horrifying microcosm of massive ecological crimes happening worldwide. The result is a provocative mix of investigative journalism, eco-adventure and arresting imagery, adding up to an unforgettable story that has inspired audiences worldwide to action.

The film makes you marvel, makes you cry, makes you angry, makes you frightened — not for the dolphins — for us. We are indeed a soulless species.

If you haven’t seen the film, you should. It’s good enough to win an Oscar and it’s important.

If you have seen it, what are we going to do about this tragedy?

Making a List (and checking it twice)

At Oh Fair New Mexico, Karen talks about Rosanne Cash’s The List (an NMK recommended CD BTW — see right sidebar). Anyway, she and a BFF decided to make some music lists of their own. Go read Karen’s post, but here is my favorite part:

Her idea for sorting the songs is by category. Her first volume is “Songs You Wanna Dance To.”

There will be a “Songs You Wanna Drink Beer and Cry To.”

There will probably be a “Songs You Wanna Get Frisky To.”

And then, perhaps just a, “If You’re Gonna Be My Kid, You’d Better Know These Songs” CD as well.

Test your Broadband

As part of the National Broadband Plan, the FCC is providing tools to measure your connection.

The purpose of the Consumer Broadband Test (Beta) is to give consumers additional information about the quality of their broadband connections and to create awareness about the importance of broadband quality in accessing content and services over the internet. Additionally, the FCC may use data collected from the Consumer Broadband Test (Beta), along with submitted street address, to analyze broadband quality and availability on a geographic basis across the United States.

About the Consumer Broadband Test (Beta) – Broadband.gov

FCC Mobile Broadband Test for iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad on the iTunes App Store

Some might wonder at giving the government your address. Don’t be an idiot. Trust me, they already know where you live. You get mail don’t you?

Here’s the background.

Above image my results. Below my iPhone results, left wireless, right 3G, bottom Edge. Ugly!

 

Best line of the day

“[Kentucky Coach John] Calipari is the only coach in NCAA history to bring to the Final Four two programs so utterly corrupt that neither of them officially exists in the tournament records any more.”

Charles Pierce

UMass had its 4-1 1996 NCAA Tournament record vacated.
Memphis had to vacate the entire 2007-08 season, including the NCAA Tournament and its standing as runner-up.

Time’s 25 Best Blogs 2009

I ran across this while looking for something else. Can’t find a date but I thought it was interesting anyway.

Top Blogs

  1. Talking Points Memo
  2. The Huffington Post
  3. Lifehacker
  4. Metafilter
  5. The Daily Dish by Andrew Sullivan
  6. Freakonomics
  7. BoingBoing
  8. Got2BeGreen
  9. Zen Habits
  10. The Conscience of a Liberal: Paul Krugman
  11. Crooks and Liars
  12. Generación Y
  13. Mashable
  14. Slashfood
  15. Official Google Blog
  16. synthesis
  17. bleat
  18. /Film
  19. Seth Godin’s Blog
  20. Deadspin: Sports News without Access, Favor, or Discretion
  21. Dooce
  22. Confessions of a Pioneer Woman
  23. Said the Gramophone
  24. Detention Slip
  25. Bad Astronomy

Most Overrated Blogs

  1. TechCrunch
  2. Gawker
  3. Jim Cramer’s Blog
  4. PerezHilton.com
  5. Daily Kos: State of the Nation

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,1879276,00.html#ixzz0iHRBiW5N

Best line of the day

“But isn’t it convenient that once again it turns out that the problem isn’t us, and the fix is something that doesn’t require us to change our behavior or spend any money. It’s so simple: Fire the bad teachers, hire good ones from some undisclosed location, and hey, while we’re at it let’s cut taxes more. It’s the kind of comprehensive educational solution that could only come from a completely ignorant people.”

Bill Maher

Clean up your act

Most of us learned how to use a washing machine or dishwasher in our parents’ house many years ago and haven’t really changed our methods, even though most appliances have evolved radically since then. We rarely, if ever, read the manuals when we buy a new one or glance through the instructions on the box of detergent or bottle of dishwashing liquid.

But because we’re probably using these appliances incorrectly, our dishes and clothes may not be coming out as clean as they could be. And we may also be damaging the machines.

When a Cap Full of Soap Is Not a Good Thing – NYTimes.com

Some money quotes:

“Most people use 10 to 15 times the amount of soap they need, and they’re pouring money down the drain.”

“If people see suds, they think their clothes are getting clean, but that’s wrong — it means you’re using a lot of extra detergent.”

“[P]rerinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher was not only unnecessary, it wasted thousands of gallons of water and could actually result in dirtier dishes.”

There’s more hints, including some for dryers and self-cleaning ovens.

And don’t forget to clean the vents at the base of your refrigerator!

Best line of the day

“Very much more serious is the role of Joseph Ratzinger, before the church decided to make him supreme leader, in obstructing justice on a global scale. After his promotion to cardinal, he was put in charge of the so-called ‘Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith’ (formerly known as the Inquisition).”

Christopher Hitchens

But tell us what you really think, Hitch:

“Ratzinger himself may be banal, but his whole career has the stench of evil …”.

Best line of the day, so far

“College basketball fans have been waiting for this week, working on theatrical little coughs and performing Method actor-y massages of their temples in preparation to catch ‘the thing that’s going around’ in time for Thursday’s tip-off of the NCAA tournament’s first round. The first two rounds of the tournament remain one of the greatest and most sustained fan-rushes in sports.”

The Daily Fix – WSJ

When I was working I often took Thursday and Friday afternoons of March Madness off — but vacation-time, of course, not “sick” leave.

State of the News Media

The numbers for 2009 reveal just how urgent these questions are becoming. Newspapers, including online, saw ad revenue fall 26% during the year, which brings the total loss over the last three years to 43%.

Local television ad revenue fell 22% in 2009; triple the decline the year before. Radio also was off 22%. Magazine ad revenue dropped 17%, network TV 8% (and news alone probably more). Online ad revenue overall fell about 5%, and revenue to news sites most likely also fared much worse.

Only cable news among the commercial news sectors did not suffer declining revenue last year.

The estimates for what happens after the economy rebounds vary and even then are only guesses. The market research and investment banking firm Veronis Suhler Stevenson projects that by 2013, after the economic recovery, three elements of old media — newspapers, radio and magazines — will take in 41% less in ad revenues than they did in 2006.

State of the News Media 2010 – Pew Research Center

The Ides of March

… is the birthday

… of D.J. Fontana, Elvis Presley’s drummer for 14 years, is 79.

… of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She’s 77.

… of Judd Hirsch. He’s 75.

… of Beach Boy Mike Love. He’s 69. Love is the cousin of brothers Brian, Carl and Dennis Wilson.

Subsequently, the band has intermittently released new albums and toured like clockwork every summer while making headlines for various extracurricular mishaps: the accidental drowning death of Dennis Wilson in 1983; the legal battles over Brian’s conservatorship between elements in the Beach Boys’ camp and his control-oriented (and since-deposed) psychologist, Eugene Landy; and Mike Love’s lawsuit against Brian, wherein he claimed to have coauthored certain Beach Boys songs credited to Brian alone. Burdened by these and myriad other subplots, the Beach Boys at time seemed to be rock and roll’s longest-running soap opera. At the same time, they’ve been responsible for some of the most perfect harmonies and gorgeous melodies in rock and roll history, and it is for this vast accumulation of timeless music for which they will ultimately be remembered and celebrated.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

… of Sylvester Stewart. He’s 67.

Sly and the Family Stone took the Sixties ideal of a generation coming together and turned it into deeply groove-driven music. Rock’s first integrated, multi-gender band became funky Pied Pipers to the Woodstock Generation, synthesizing rock, soul, R&B, funk and psychedelia into danceable, message-laden, high-energy music. In promoting their gospel of tolerance and celebration of differences, Sly and the Family Stone brought disparate audiences together during the latter half of the Sixties. The group’s greatest triumph came at the Woodstock Festival in August 1969. During their unforgettable nighttime set, leader Sly Stone initiated a fevered call-and-response with the audience of 400,000 during an electrifying version of “I Want to Take You Higher.”

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

… of Ry Cooder. He’s 63.

… of Fabio. He’s 49.

… of Steelers coach Mike Tomlin. He’s 38.

… of Eva Longoria Parker, desperate at turning 35.

Andrew Jackson, the seventh president of the U.S., was born on this date in 1767.

Take a Chance

Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and means to facilitate their escape…

Now obviously, one of the most helpful aids to that end is a useful and accurate map, one showing not only where stuff was, but also showing the locations of ‘safe houses’ where a POW on-the-lam could go for food and shelter.

Paper maps had some real drawbacks — they make a lot of noise when you open and fold them, they wear out rapidly, and if they get wet, they turn into mush.

Someone in MI-5 (similar to America ‘s OSS) got the idea of printing escape maps on silk. It’s durable, can be scrunched-up into tiny wads, and unfolded as many times as needed, and makes no noise whatsoever.

At that time, there was only one manufacturer in Great Britain that had perfected the technology of printing on silk, and that was John Waddington, Ltd. When approached by the government, the firm was only too happy to do its bit for the war effort.

By pure coincidence, Waddington was also the U.K. Licensee for the popular American board game, Monopoly. As it happened, ‘games and pastimes’ was a category of item qualified for insertion into ‘CARE packages’, dispatched by the International Red Cross to prisoners of war.

Under the strictest of secrecy, in a securely guarded and inaccessible old workshop on the grounds of Waddington’s, a group of sworn-to-secrecy employees began mass-producing escape maps, keyed to each region of Germany or Italy where Allied POW camps were [located]. When processed, these maps could be folded into such tiny dots that they would actually fit inside a Monopoly playing piece.

As long as they were at it, the clever workmen at Waddington’s also managed to add:

  1. A playing token, containing a small magnetic compass
  2. A two-part metal file that could easily be screwed together
  3. Useful amounts of genuine high-denomination German, Italian, and French currency, hidden within the piles of Monopoly money!

British and American air crews were advised, before taking off on their first mission, how to identify a ‘rigged’ Monopoly set — by means of a tiny red dot, one cleverly rigged to look like an ordinary printing glitch, located in the corner of the Free Parking square.

Of the estimated 35,000 Allied POWs who successfully escaped, an estimated one-third were aided in their flight by the rigged Monopoly sets.. Everyone who did so was sworn to secrecy indefinitely, since the British Government might want to use this highly successful ruse in still another, future war.

The story wasn’t declassified until 2007, when the surviving craftsmen from Waddington’s, as well as the firm itself, were finally honored in a public ceremony.

It’s always nice when you can play that ‘Get Out of Jail’ Free’ card!

Above sent to me by Jeanne; she has her sources, though it appears the story first appeared in mental_floss and at the mental_floss Blog in 2007.

Floyd beat Cliff but Cliff beat Tatum

The Floyd Lady Broncos defeated the Cliff Cowgirls to win the New Mexico 1A girls basketball championship.

The Cliff Cowboys defeated the Tatum Coyotes to win the New Mexico 1A boys basketball championship.

Floyd, New Mexico, has a population of 78.

Cliff, New Mexico, is unincorporated. The high school (7-12) has 155 students and 12 teachers.

Tatum, New Mexico, has a population of 683, a booming metropolis.

Cliff and Tatum are each about 270 miles from Albuquerque; Cliff west of Silver City, Tatum east of Roswell. Floyd is near Clovis, New Mexico.