Zion National Park (Utah)

. . . was established 92 years ago yesterday (1919).

Zion is an ancient Hebrew word meaning a place of refuge or sanctuary. Protected within the park’s 229 square miles is a dramatic landscape of sculptured canyons and soaring cliffs. Zion is located at the junction of the Colorado Plateau, Great Basin and Mojave Desert provinces. This unique geography and the variety of life zones within the park make Zion significant as a place of unusual plant and animal diversity.

Zion National Park

NewMexiKen photo, 2005

Best line by someone turning 64 today

“I like to say I only got drunk once — for thirty years.”

Joe Walsh, quoted in “The Return of Joe Walsh, One of Rock’s Unsung Guitar Gods.”

Walsh goes on to say “Coke really allowed me to focus, and alcohol took the edge off the cocaine.”

And that he always wanted to do an American Express commercial “in a completely trashed hotel room, with smoking embers and things sparking. And I’d go, ‘Hi, do you know who I am? I don’t have a clue.'”

Walsh joined The Eagles in 1976. The first album with Walsh in the band was Hotel California, which says all you ever need to know about both The Eagles and Joe Walsh.

I have a mansion forget the price
Ain’t never been there they tell me it’s nice
I live in hotels tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all

They say I’m crazy but I have a good time
I’m just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life’s been good to me so far

My Maserati does 185
I lost my license now I don’t drive
I have a limo ride in the back
I look the doors in case I’m attacked

Redux post of the day

I posted this a year ago yesterday and the article itself is from March 2010, but I just went back and read it again. It’s good. Oh, and I meant what I said about the books.


Staggering Genius

A remarkable and fascinating interview with and about Dave Eggers, From ‘staggering genius’ to America’s conscience.

The article features Zeitoun, Eggers nonfiction book about the aftermath of Katrina for one family. If you have read Zeitoun, I think you will particularly enjoy this essay.

If you haven’t read Zeitoun, put down what you are doing, get a copy, and read it now.

Eggers is equally or more famous for A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. It too is an absolute must.

What Is the What is Eggers’ other gem.

But you may begin with the article From ‘staggering genius’ to America’s conscience.

The Gettysburg Address

President Abraham Lincoln, 148 years ago yesterday (1863):

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But in a larger sense we cannot dedicate — we cannot consecrate — we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Library of Congress Exhibition on The Gettysburg Address

Best line of the day

In the shadow of the steeple I saw my people,
By the relief office I seen my people;
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking
Is this land made for you and me?

Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that freedom highway;
Nobody living can ever make me turn back
This land was made for you and me.

Woody Guthrie

Sophia dba Yekaterina

As mentioned yesterday I had read the free samples from Amazon Kindle of this year’s National Book Award winners and had decided to get the books. I also mentioned Catherine the Great: Portrait of a Woman by Robert K. Massie.

Well, after reading that free sample, Catherine the Great was the first book I bought. I’ve gotten to her marriage. At 82 Massie can still bring it; good reading.

I had Russian history in college and don’t remember a thing — alas, I didn’t remember a thing on the final exam 46 years ago either. Time I caught up.

After Last Night

But before today’s games.

LSU is undefeated.
Alabama lost only to LSU 9-6 in OT.
Oregon lost only to LSU 40-27 in first game of season.
Arkansas lost only to #3 Alabama 38-14.
Stanford lost only to #4 Oregon 53-30.
Virginia Tech lost only to #7 Clemson.

Clemson, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State and Boise State all lost to an unranked team.

Houston is undefeated.

Everybody else has lost at least twice.

How would you seed the playoffs?

National Book Award Winners 2011 and more

I downloaded the free sample of each of these. I read both samples. I will be buying both books ($9.12 and $9.43).

Salvage the Bones: A Novel by Jesmyn Ward.

A hurricane is building over the Gulf of Mexico, threatening the coastal town of Bois Sauvage, Mississippi, and Esch’s father is growing concerned. A hard drinker largely absent, he doesn’t show interest in much else. Esch and her three brothers are stocking food, but there isn’t much to save. Lately, Esch can’t keep down what food she gets; she’s fifteen and pregnant. Her brother Skeetah is sneaking scraps for his prized pit bull’s new litter, dying one by one in the dirt. Meanwhile, brothers Randall and Junior try to stake their claim in a family long on child’s play and short on parenting.

As the twelve days that make up the novel’s framework yield to a dramatic conclusion, the unforgettable family at the novel’s core—motherless children sacrificing for one another as they can, protecting and nurturing where love is scarce—pulls itself up to face another day.

Jesmyn Ward, Salvage the Bones – 2011 National Book Award Fiction Winner, The National Book Foundation

The Swerve: How the World Became Modern by Stephen Greenblatt.

In the winter of 1417, a short, genial, cannily alert man in his late thirties plucked a very old manuscript off a library shelf, saw with excitement what he had discovered, and ordered that it be copied. The man was Poggio Braccionlini, the greatest book hunter of the Renaissance. His discovery was the last surviving manuscript of an ancient Roman philosophical epic, On the Nature of Things by Lucretius—a beautiful poem of the most dangerous ideas: that the universe functioned without the aid of gods, that religious fear was damaging to human life, and that matter was made up of very small particles in eternal motion, colliding and swerving in new directions.

The copying and translation of this ancient book fueled the Renaissance, inspiring artists such as Botticelli and thinkers such as Giordano Bruno; shaped the thought of Galileo and Freud, Darwin and Einstein; and had a revolutionary influence on writers such as Montaigne and Shakespeare and even Thomas Jefferson.

Stephen Greenblatt, The Swerve: How the World Became Modern – 2011 National Book Award Nonfiction Winner, The National Book Foundation

Elsewhere Catherine the Great: Portrait of a Woman by Robert K. Massie has a good review in this Sunday’s New York Times. Haven’t read the free sample yet, but of course Massie’s Nicholas and Alexandra: The Classic Account of the Fall of the Romanov Dynasty was splendid.

Root Root Root for the Home Team

Coldwell Banker Real Estate LLC today released its 2011 College Home Listing Report (College HLR), which ranks college towns across the country in home affordability. The report provides the average home listing prices for three-bedroom, two-bathroom properties that were listed for sale on coldwellbanker.com between August 2010 and August 2011 in markets home to 117* of the 120 schools in the Football Bowl Subdivision.

Least expensive are Memphis and Muncie (Ball State). Most expensive are Westwood (UCLA) and Palo Alto (Stanford) — their average listing is over $1 million.

* Tucscaloosa is not included because of tornado damage. Bowling Green (the one in Ohio) and Bloomington (Indiana University) did not have enough listings to make the list.

Coldwell Banker Data

The 4 best places to retire in America?

We rate all kinds of things here at Consumer Reports, but places to retire aren’t one of them. Any number of other publications, websites, and organizations do, however, and the editors of the Consumer Reports Money Adviser newsletter follow their efforts with interest. Every so often, we like to compare different lists side by side and see what, if any, places they agree on. No single place made all four of the lists we looked at most recently, including one released just this week, but these four cities each made two:

Cape Coral/Fort Meyers, Fla.
Ithaca, N.Y.
Pittsburgh, Pa.
Tucson, Ariz.

If you toss in a fifth, somewhat more specialized, list, USAA’s best places for military retirement, Pittsburgh gets a third vote, and two additional cities, Austin/Round Rock, Tex., and Harrisburg, Pa., each get a second vote.

The 4 best places to retire in America?

What He Wrote

I know that it’s become the height of unreason now to ask the president to step up and, you know, lead on something, but this is a national problem and it demands a national response. It was only a matter of time before the massive looting of the country’s wealth occasioned a general response from the people whose wealth was looted. Americans are slow and they love their American Idol too much but, when they move, they move. None of this is going away. It’s beyond the mayors of the various cities. If they’re not Michael Bloomberg, who seems to think he masterminded the Normandy campaign in clearing out Zuccotti Park, then they’re paralyzed by the fear and being led around by the nose by their business communities and that their own police department. It would be helpful if the president would mention, in public, that people exercising their fundamental First Amendment rights of free speech and free assembly should not be made to bleed from the ears. When did we decide to look at our fellow citizens as enemies who deserve to be subject to military assault? When did we vote on that?

Charles P. Pierce

‘It just works’

No it doesn’t Steve, wherever you may be.

Caveat lector. This is posted as therapy for me. You probably don’t want to read it.

What doesn’t work is the Apple ID. It has caused me more frustration in the past month than you can imagine — and while I am occasionally obtuse, I remain, like Yogi Bear, smarter than the average.

Here, as concisely as I can explain it, is what has happened.

I began eight years ago with one Apple ID (October 31, 2003, to purchase Peter Malick’s album New York City featuring Norah Jones). Through 500+ iTunes tracks, a few movies, and a few hundred apps I continued to use this ID, let’s call it NMK. (This is not the actual ID.) All my Apple devices (two iMacs, a MacBook Pro, my first two iPhones, an iPad, two iPods and two Apple TVs) are registered with this Apple ID.

In 2008 I purchased MobileMe, Apple’s email/syncing/online storage service. MobileMe required that my Apple ID have an email suffix (@mac.com or @me.com, they are interchangeable). Unbeknownst to me, that turned my Apple ID into two Apple IDs. Let’s call the second one NMK @mac.com (but that is not actually it).

Which was OK. I didn’t even know except every once in a while I would sign into email with my first, the store ID (NMK) and get rejected, or sign into the store with my email ID (NMK with the @mac.com) and get rejected. I, alas, never gave it much thought, just changed the ID thinking the sign-in requirements were different, not that I was dealing with two different IDs. After all the unique ID part was the same for both! The password was the same for both! The credit card was the same for both!

Until iOS 5 and iCloud last month.

I had a helluva time getting it to work until I finally realized I had two different Apple IDs — and it took me two frustrating days to realize that. Ultimately I learned to sign up to the store with the first and to iCloud with the second. Everything seemed to work, though my OCD caused me to twitch. [I bought an iPhone 4S last month. I see now that I registered it to the second account, unlike every other Apple device I own.]

Then this week, iTunesMatch became available — for $24.99 a year it matches your iTunes library in the cloud so that all of your music is available to all of your devices. Very nice. (It does seem to work reasonably well.)

I subscribed to iTunesMatch Monday without thinking about which ID I was using. And I used the second, the iCloud ID. The one where I have only one device. The one where I own no iTunes music or movies. The one where I cannot update my apps. The one I don’t use with my Apple TVs for Home Sharing.

So, this week, by telephone or email, I have dealt with four different Apple customer service reps to correct my mistake. As Apple claims to be unable to merge Apple IDs (WTF?) or to transfer purchases between IDs, I suggested they refund my iTunesMatch subscription and let me start over with the correct Apple ID. A little while ago this is what I was told:

“With that in mind, I consulted two supervisory agents to seek assistance and a possible refund. Ken, I am truly sorry, both have let me know that because of the nature of iTunesMatch, we do not have the option to provide a refund. If I could make this right I certainly would.”

Apple’s solution is to log in and out of the two IDs depending on whether I want to update purchases or listen to the music in the cloud. “[Y]ou can manually manage your devices and content and enjoy purchases from both accounts.

Manually manage! Manually!? WTF?

(This is even stupider than it sounds. When I sign into the store to buy or update an app for example, all of the iTunesMatch data disappears. And, as I have thousands of tracks, it takes considerable time to reload it on any of my exclusively Apple devices.)

So, it doesn’t just work then, does it?

Best line of the day

And, thankfully, Nancy Pelosi replied to Rick Perry’s strangely odd request for a debate with her by saying –

“Monday I’m going to be in Portland in the morning. I’m going to be visiting some of our labs in California in the afternoon. That’s two,” Pelosi told reporters. “I can’t remember what the third thing is I’m going to be doing.”

Via Juanita

Need Advice

Gmail thinks this is spam, but I don’t know. It seems sincere to me.

What do you think?

Dear Beloved,

I am Mrs. Wand Smith an aging widow suffering from long time illness. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of US$12,400,000.00 and I needed a very honest and God fearing person who can use the fund for charity work in any part of the world, I found your email address from the internet and decided to contact you. Please if you would be able to use the funds for the charity work, kindly reply back immediately for further details.

Yours in the Lord,

Mrs. Wand Smith.

Best Juanita Line of the Day

“A couple of interesting things for the local folks here. I live in Richmond. In the past three months, I have lived in all three of Fort Bend’s districts without ever moving. First I was in 26 (Reynolds) where I was perfectly happy, then the Republicans moved me to 27 (C. Howard) where I woke up every morning and threw up. And now I am in 28 (Zerwas), who is one of the lesser offensive Republicans if we can get his goofy wife to shuddup about Planned Parenthood.”

Juanita Jean in a post about Texas redistricting.

Eleven Eleven Eleven

Today really ought to be a national holiday.

Oh, wait, it is a holiday.

Three-time Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio is 37 today.

Calista Flockhart, Mrs. Harrison Ford, is 47. (He’s 69.)

Demi Moore is 49.

Stanley Tucci is 51.

Carlos Fuentes Macías is 83.

Jonathan Winters is 86.

The late Kurt Vonnegut Jr. was born on November 11, 1922.

“Do you realize that all great literature — Moby Dick, Huckleberry Finn, A Farewell to Arms, The Scarlet Letter, The Red Badge of Courage, The Iliad and The Odyssey, Crime and Punishment, the Bible, and”The Charge of the Light Brigade” — are all about what a bummer it is to be a human being?” — Kurt Vonnegut

George Patton was born on November 11, 1885. From his New York Times obituary in 1945:

Gen. George Smith Patton Jr. was one of the most brilliant soldiers in American history. Audacious, unorthodox and inspiring, he led his troops to great victories in North Africa, Sicily and on the Western Front. Nazi generals admitted that of all American field commanders he was the one they most feared. To Americans he was a worthy successor of such hardbitten cavalrymen as Philip Sheridan, J. E. B. Stuart and Nathan Bedford Forrest.

His great soldierly qualities were matched by one of the most colorful personalities of his period. About him countless legends clustered–some true, some untrue, but all testifying to the firm hold he had upon the imaginations of his men. He went into action with two pearl-handled revolvers in holsters on his hips. He was the master of an unprintable brand of eloquence, yet at times he coined phrases that will live in the American Army’s traditions.

“We shall attack and attack until we are exhausted, and then we shall attack again,” he told his troops before the initial landings in North Africa, thereby summarizing the military creed that won victory after victory along the long road that led from Casablanca to the heart of Germany.

Veterans Day

Veterans Day originated as “Armistice Day” on Nov. 11, 1919, the first anniversary of the end of World War I. Congress passed a resolution in 1926 for an annual observance, and Nov. 11 became a federal holiday beginning in 1938. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed legislation in 1954 to change the name to Veterans Day as a way to honor those who served in all American wars. The day honors living military veterans with parades and speeches across the nation. A national ceremony takes place at the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington National Cemetery in Virginia.

From 1971 to 1978 Veterans Day was celebrated on the fourth Monday in October.

I really liked last year’s poster.