“It turns out that the worst mismatch in the Bronx over the weekend was not the Red Sox vs. the Yankees, it was Sarah Silverman vs. Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, both of whom reacted to Ms. Silverman’s presence in Their Booth — to say nothing of her suggestion that, while steroids are bad, perhaps pitchers should draw on the example of Dock Ellis and take LSD before every start — rather like two elderly nuns who have been asked to lap-dance.”