Best tweets of the day, so far

“Had a couple of drinks last night with an air traffic controller. Very nice guy. I had never been in a tower before. Cool.”

Twitter / Albert Brooks


“The REAL reason for the Civil War was Lincoln’s failure to produce a birth certificate.”

Twitter / Dexter Lake


“Part I of Atlas Shrugged trilogy in theaters today. It’s like Lord of the Rings if Frodo just sold the ring to Cash4Gold.”

Twitter / pourmecoffee