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Best lines of the day with a callback to previous best line

“Almost one out of five drivers admit to using the Internet while driving. The good news is they were looking up the body shops and urgent care centers they would soon need.”

“Dogs may soon be required to wear seat belts when travelling in vehicles. Also, and this should have been obvious, no using the Internet.”

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Posted on March 2, 2011March 2, 2011Author NewMexiKenCategories Best Line of the Day

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