NEW YORK … – In what many are calling a milestone in cable news history, Jesus and Satan appeared on CNN today in a brief two-minute segment.
The segment, a debate over Good versus Evil moderated by CNN host Brooke Baldwin, was believed to be the first joint appearance ever by Jesus and his arch-nemesis on a cable news program.
“We were first approached by Jesus’ people who said He would be interested in coming on,” Ms. Baldwin said. “But then we thought it would be important to put Satan on with Him, for balance.”
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