CINCINNATI … – An Ohio man today claimed that he had heard of the musical performer Esperanza Spalding, who won the Best Newcomer award at the Grammys last night.
Tracy Klugian, 24, became the first person in the United States to say he had heard of the musical artist, besides Ms. Spalding’s family and, presumably, Ms. Spalding herself.
There’s more on this story from the Borowitz Report.