Best line of the day “If you are still hungry, have another fortune cookie.” My fortune tonight after Chinese.
This is one of the most brilliant marketing ploys in the world. Put that same fortune in every cookie and I bet you could double consumption. This is what the Chinese are kicking our ass. I think we definitely need to start another war to get over our humiliation.
My favorite: “Shortly, you will meet a beautiful woman. You will give her money. She is our cashier.”
Sure, but in an hour you’ll just want to know the future again.
Best one I’ve ever seen: “You will be a dragon of creative fire this week. Watch your aim.”
This is one of the most brilliant marketing ploys in the world. Put that same fortune in every cookie and I bet you could double consumption.
This is what the Chinese are kicking our ass. I think we definitely need to start another war to get over our humiliation.
My favorite: “Shortly, you will meet a beautiful woman. You will give her money. She is our cashier.”