Best line of the day

“Willie Nelson is 77 years old.  He’s producing amazing music and touring almost constantly with acts a quarter his age.  He raises more money for charity than anyone else in Texas.  He has a black belt in taekwondo and plays pretty good golf.  He’s on his fourth wife, having pooped-out all the other ones.  He’s still making movies, and he won a Grammy last year.  He’ll be 78 in three months.

“He is a walking advertisement for marijuana use.”

Juanita Jean’s commenting on Willie’s arrest.

The Border Patrol, keeping our homeland safe from Willie Nelson.

2 thoughts on “Best line of the day”

  1. Did I miss something? Is Willie Nelson accused of twenty years of murder, racketeering, smuggling, pimping, bootlegging, and bribery?

    I guess he and Al Capone have tax evasion in common (although Willie did end up paying his tax bill).

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