The Consumerist asks, “Imagine if you will that you are standing before four doorways, each of which could magically improve one facet of your life — wealth, waistline, IQ, youth. You can only go through one doorway; which one do you choose?”
The results from an Ad Week/Harris poll:
43% chose richer
21% thinner
14% smarter
12% younger
Lord, what fools these mortals be! There’s always the chance to make yourself richer or thinner or more educated (if not actually smarter).
But younger, that would be the ultimate prize.