Worst line of the day

Social Security is a “milk cow with 310 million tits.”

Alan Simpson, chairman of the President’s deficit commission

For now, let’s dedicate the next playing of Cee-Lo’s hit track to Alan Simpson.

And if the President doesn’t fire Simpson, we can dedicate the subsequent playing to the President.

[Atrios calls the deficit commission the catfood commission in anticipation of what they’ll leave us to live on.]