10. You pay before you eat
9. You pay after you eat, but you stand in line and pay a cashier
8. More men eating with caps on than those without caps
7. The piped-in-music is louder than the TVs
6. Soup served with soup spoon already in soup
5. They fill the condiments while you’re at the table
4. Menu includes photos of the food
3. Menu includes samples of the food stuck to pages
2. They wipe your table with a wet rag
And the number one reason to chose another restaurant if you want to impress your date or customer:
They wipe the seats of the chairs with the same rag