It’d be funny if it weren’t tragic

Let’s go to the tape:

Kissinger: They’re blaming the CIA.

Nixon: Why the hell would we assassinate him?

Kissinger: Well, (a) we couldn’t. We’re—

Nixon: Yeah.

Kissinger: CIA’s too incompetent to do it. You remember—

Nixon: Sure, but that’s the best thing. [Unclear].

Kissinger: —when they did try to assassinate somebody, it took three attempts—

Nixon: Yeah.

Kissinger: —and he lived for three weeks afterwards.

The Case Against Kissinger Deepens, Continued—By Scott Horton (Harper’s Magazine)