Best lines of the day, so far

“Something fluttered down into Phil’s line as he hit a short birdie putt at 2. I’ve never seen that before, but this is only my 60th Masters.”

“Tiger bogeys three of the first five and is six back, his worst start on a Sunday while in contention in a major. Something on his mind?”

Dan Jenkins (danjenkinsgd) on Twitter

Jenkins, the author of Dead Solid Perfect, Semi-Tough and Baja Oklahoma (among others) is 80.