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Best redux line of the day

Mark Twain, like most writers, found it easier to write long than short. He received this telegram from a publisher:

NEED 2-PAGE SHORT STORY TWO DAYS.

Twain replied:

NO CAN DO 2 PAGES TWO DAYS. CAN DO 30 PAGES 2 DAYS. NEED 30 DAYS TO DO 2 PAGES.

From a 2006 New York Times article about the end of the telegram — Dot-Dot-Dot, Dash-Dash-Dash, No More.

Posted on February 15, 2010February 15, 2010Author NewMexiKenCategories Best Line of the Day

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