From a 1977 Johnny Carson monologue —
August 4th: President Carter has recommended that it should not be a criminal offense to be found in possession of an ounce or less of marijuana.
CARSON: The trouble is that nobody in our band knows what an ounce or less means.
DOC SEVERINSEN: It means you’re about out.
First posted here five years ago today, two days after Carson’s death at age 79.