“It’s hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. And you know, it’s incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster. The Republican Party.”
Jay Leno
Runner-up best line:
“Erroll Southers, Obama’s pick to head the T.S.A., withdrew his name because he performed an illegal background check on his ex-wife’s boyfriend. Still, that’s an improvement from the T.S.A.’s normal procedure — not performing background checks.”
Jimmy Fallon