Best line of the day

“Thanks for bringing up Tiger. First thought: Elin has nothing on Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes. Remember? When she suspected Andre Rison was up to no good, she took a fairway wood to five of his luxury cars and then burned down his house. This remains the gold standard against which all spurned women must be measured.”

Malcolm Gladwell in email conversation with Bill Simmons

As with their previous exchanges, this whole Gladwill-Simmons correspondence is fascinating.