“After our main course, [the waitress] asked if she could bring anything else, and I suggested a nice pair of sweat pants with the restaurant’s logo would be appreciated. Wouldn’t that be great? I’ll bet restaurants would sell more desserts if they did that.”
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After an especially filling meal, I routinely ask servers if they can bring me a couch.