Dear NFL Players

As, for the second week in a row, a key member of my fantasy football team has been taken off the field with an injury, I just want you to know that for a small consideration I will agree not to add you to my roster.

Think of it as injury insurance.

Sincerely,

NewMexiKen
General Manager of The Rattlers

2 thoughts on “Dear NFL Players”

  1. Team fbihop just plain decided not to show up (where were you #1 pick, Drew Brees? What about you, T.J. Houshmanzadah?

    They are going to hear an earful when we get back to the locker room.

  2. At least yours got injured during the game. I accidentally left an injured player in my line up. Duh! I deserved that big fat donut of a score from him.

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