Top ten reasons to continue NewMexiKen
10. Too late to enter Tour de France
9. Conan has Tonight Show gig locked up
8. Not much use for a grandpa in porn films
7. Need to offset “fair and balanced” news media
6. Domain name (newmexiken.com) cost $10
5. Blogging less boring than playing Freecell
4. Local Wal-Marts not hiring greeters
3. Idea for film “Night at the Museum: Escape from Tinkertown” turned down
2. I’m a natural born citizen
and the number one reason to continue NewMexiKen
1. All the encouragement and help from readers yesterday — Thanks!
Here’s to another six years.
Yesterday was loads of fun–it was a stroke of genius to have guest writers on your anniversary, frankly–but the bottom line: No one compares to the original.
Amen to that, Elise. But I’d really like to see your official birth certificate, NMK.
Inertia: the blogger’s best friend.
*chuckles* I’m glad you find blogging less boring than FreeCell. Oh, and I like the new commenting feature.