Top ten reasons to continue NewMexiKen

Top ten reasons to continue NewMexiKen

10. Too late to enter Tour de France

9. Conan has Tonight Show gig locked up

8. Not much use for a grandpa in porn films

7. Need to offset “fair and balanced” news media

6. Domain name (newmexiken.com) cost $10

5. Blogging less boring than playing Freecell

4. Local Wal-Marts not hiring greeters

3. Idea for film “Night at the Museum: Escape from Tinkertown” turned down

2. I’m a natural born citizen

and the number one reason to continue NewMexiKen

1. All the encouragement and help from readers yesterday — Thanks!

4 thoughts on “Top ten reasons to continue NewMexiKen”

  1. Here’s to another six years.

    Yesterday was loads of fun–it was a stroke of genius to have guest writers on your anniversary, frankly–but the bottom line: No one compares to the original.

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