“The conservative activist who claims he was beaten up by union thugs in St. Louis while protesting against health care reform is accepting donations towards his medical care because he was laid off recently and … has no health insurance.”
“True parenting is going out into the rain to search through the paper recycling bin by torchlight for your son’s missing collectible trading cards, and then resisting the urge to strangle him when he finds they were in his coat pocket all the time.”