See, John Parker Wilson stands at a bar at Bourbon Street, and he’s wondering what to drink. There’s a lot of beers, see. Tons of them. There’s Abita Amber, Abita Turbo Dog, Bud, Bud Lite, Corona, Coors Light, Harp, Guinness, PBR. So many options! He’s just about to decide, he’s looking, he promises he is and he’s looking….he reaches his bruised arm into his pocket to get money.
The bartender asks: “What do you want?”
And in the moment, just when John Parker Wilson is about to decide, he is tackled by three defenders wearing Utah jerseys. They take his money and mock his bangs before heading to Pat O’Brien’s to drink Hurricanes until their eyes cross.
From EDSBS (Every Day Should Be Saturday). Awesome win Utes, 13-0. The nation’s only undefeated Division 1 football team.
Utah, 13-0! That makes them the National Champions, right? Oh, I forgot, somebody decided that the champion will have to be either Florida, or Okalahoma despite the fact that USC finished with only one loss and pounded an 11-1 PSU team.
B(ullS)CS is more appropriate!
Man-oh-man those Utes put a hurtin’ on that guy!
That did wonders for my West-coast bias.
You mean FBS, not Division 1, right?
No, I meant Division I. No FCS (aka Division I-AA) school went undefeated.
241 teams played in Division I this season. Utah is the ONLY undefeated team.