The riddler

What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
     A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

How do you define optimism?
     A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.

What’s the best way to make a small fortune these days?
     Start off with a large one.

What’s the capital of Iceland?
     About $3.50.

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