Some good lines

  • And out on the campaign trail this week, John McCain said that Barack Obama is already “measuring the drapes” in White House. But I understand Sarah Palin is already driving McCain around to look at assisted living facilities.
  • And yesterday in Florida, Elisabeth Hasselbeck of “The View” appeared onstage with Sarah Palin. She’s a big supporter. Elisabeth’s speech was interrupted by hecklers who police later identified as Whoopi, Barbara, and Joy.
  • And after his big speech in North Carolina today, Senator Joe Biden said he was experiencing a sore throat, lost his voice. Boy, the good news doesn’t stop for Barack Obama. Just one lucky break after another. It’s unbelievable!

— Jay Leno