News Report: “Vice President Dick Cheney has experienced an irregular heartbeat that will be treated at a Washington Hospital on Wednesday afternoon, his office announced on Wednesday morning.”
Cheney still has a heart? I thought they’d fixed him up with one of those Darth Vader suits years ago?
I didn’t think he had a heart either. I wrote a piece about this today too- I found that the conservative papers brushed the concerns about the Dark Lord’s health aside, and the liberal-minded ones went into great detail about his battle to overcome the gaping hole in his chest. Before today he’s been under the radar – no surprise there, I guess.
Cheney attended Yale University, but he flunked out. Cheney was twice prosecuted for and convicted of drunk driving. Cheney lied to former U.S. House Majority Leader Dick Armey about the grounds for going to war in Iraq. Cheney is a pathological liar. Cheney is incompetent. Cheney would like to think that he is above the law. However, Cheney must pay for crimes against the United States and the world.
George W. Bush and Richard B. Cheney belong in an insane asylum. Bush is comparable to Adolf Hitler. Bush is mentally ill. Bush suffers from narcissism and megalomania. Bush lied, and thousands of people died. Bush is psychotic. Bush is dangerous. The American people should pursue the involuntary psychiatric hospitalization of Bush and Cheney to safeguard against further atrocities. God will judge and punish Bush and Cheney.
Maybe God is judging and punishing Cheney in afflicting Cheney with further heart problems in the here and now (15 October 2008) notwithstanding God’s fiery judgment against Cheney in the afterlife.
Cheney should be locked up.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
Andrew, you’ve done the seemingly impossible: made NewMexiKen look moderate.