And now we got like 28 more days and the campaign is getting ugly. Barack Obama called John McCain “erratic.” And in response to those charges, McCain responded by yelling, “Turn down that damn music!”
Are you excited about Sarah Palin? Well, yesterday she referred to Afghanistan as our neighboring country. Yeah. Apparently, she can see bin Laden’s cave from her house.
And now she’s going crazy, Sarah Palin. She is ready to go, she is saying now, “the heels are on, and the gloves are off.” And that’s the kind of thing that used to cost Eliot Spitzer a thousand bucks.
— David Letterman