Best Groucho lines of the day, so far

Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx was born on this date in 1890.

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”

“I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”

“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them — well, I have others.”

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”

2 thoughts on “Best Groucho lines of the day, so far”

  1. I am a very big fan of the Marx Brothers. As some of you may know I’ve always been a big fan of movies, especially the classics. When I was in high school The Temple of Music and Art, that fantastic old theater in town, used to show the classics all the time. I would go there, by myself, and just get immersed in the glory of it. The theater was so magnificent and the movies were wonderful. Anyway, that is where I fell in the with the Marx Brothers.

    Groucho to Chico referring to Harpo: You love your brother don’t you?

    Chicho’s reply: No, but I’m used to ’em.

    Ah, the classics.

  2. Pharmacist: “Walk this way.”

    Groucho: “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need the talcum powder.”

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