“The legal definition of torture has been much aired in recent years, and I take “Mamma Mia!” to be a useful contribution to that debate.”
It took Leno a few more words:
“Here’s an amazing story of survival. Did you hear about this? This guy cut off his own arm using just a pocket-knife. What happened was — he had it around his girlfriend at a theater showing ‘Mamma Mia’ and he couldn’t take it anymore. He left the arm there. The arm is still there.”