35 bottles of wine on the wall, 35 bottles of wine

First, the Good News:

“Red wine may be much more potent than was thought in extending human lifespan, researchers say in a new report that is likely to give impetus to the rapidly growing search for longevity drugs.”

Now, the Great News:

“The Wisconsin scientists used a dose on mice equivalent to just 35 bottles a day. But red wine contains many other resveratrol-like compounds that may also be beneficial. Taking these into account, as well as mice’s higher metabolic rate, a mere four, five-ounce glasses of wine ‘starts getting close’ to the amount of resveratrol they found effective, Dr. Weindruch said.”

The New York Times