She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” — She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”
She has not “BEEN AROUND” — She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”
He does not have a “BEER GUT” — He has developed a “LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.”
He does not act like a “TOTAL ASS” — He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.”
Thanks to Jeanne.
I have to say, if you’ll take a look around, you’ll realize there are just as many “breasted American” men as there are women.