• “And President Bush announced this week that he will go to Saudi Arabia and meet with King Abdullah. That’s got to be nerve-wracking for President Bush, huh? Being called to the carpet by the big boss.”
• “Jenna Bush and her husband, Henry Hager, are honeymooning in Europe right now. … And President Bush is nothing if not consistent. Like, he said, there’s no timetable for bringing them home.”
Jay Leno