Plans for the George W. Bush Presidential Library have been released

The library will include:

• The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and looks like a disaster.
• The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can’t remember anything you see or hear.
• The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t have to even show up.
• The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
• The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
• The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).
• The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, & sometimes fifth tour.
• The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
• The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
• The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
• An entire floor devoted to a 1/64 scale model of the President’s ego.

Thanks to Debby for the scoop.